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Goldman sachs bonus of $600K per employee

WTF...
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMo...ory?id=2723990

They must be taking little too much on their paper fees..

damn,some of these kind of make you think

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You could provide immunizations for more than 40,000 impoverished children for a year ($37.5 million), then throw a birthday party for your daughter and one million of her closest friends ($60 million). You'd still have enough to buy a different color Rolls Royce for each day of the week ($2.5 million).

You could feed about 800,000 children for a year ($60 million), recreate the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston weddings four times over ($16 million), buy one of Mel Gibson's private islands ($15 million), and still remain a millionaire nine times over.

You could pay Harvard tuition for more than 1,500 students who couldn't afford it ($70.5 million), provide health care to over 1,000 Americans for a year ($7 million), and still have enough to buy a different Brioni designer suit for every single day of the year ($6,000 suits for all 365 days would cost $22 million).

You could take everyone in the country of Grenada to a Broadway show, then buy the most expensive apartment in New York City (a triplex penthouse at the Pierre Hotel, $70 million), and still have an extra $15 million dollars in your pocket — over 300 times the median income of the average American household.

You could buy every person in Kansas City a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes (147,000 pairs of $400 shoes comes out to about $60 million) and still have $40 million dollars left — that's more than 500 times the average doctor's salary in the United States (about $80,000).

You could buy 1,000 gala tables at your favorite charity's ball ($10 million), provide winter blankets for 350,000 children in developing countries ($14 million), personally pay Derek Jeter's salary for a year ($21 million), and still buy your own private Boeing jet ($55 million).

You still could not pay to insure Jennifer Lopez's backside though — rumored to be worth a cool $1 billion, according to the New York Post.

Dayyyyyyymn, I'm gunna have to ask for a bigger Christmas Bonus. Jeez.

Wow, thats a nice bonus

Well not everyone gets 600K:) Some managers will get 20million...But yeah BIG BIG bonus...

Looks like adult is not the only way to make money :D

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Originally Posted by jact (Post 11527111)

Dayyyyyyymn, I'm gunna have to ask for a bigger Christmas Bonus. Jeez.

Your gonna ask Moff ? Good luck with that..

Wow so much money out there

good bonus

Mr. Romance

i'm a noob. what is goldman sachs?

I used to be a financial advisor, biggest scam and oldest scam in the world.

Oh you made money on my advice? That's nice.

Oh you lost money on my advice? That's nice.

I get my commission either way...LOL

If you think adult is the only way to make big money you need to get some time, and live

I'm in the wrong business.
WG

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Originally Posted by Beejeebers (Post 11527254)

I get my commission either way...LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ! Why you stopped ?

Yeah thats a crazy bonus. However ask those guys how it was 5 years ago ;)

If my investmenty firm pulled this kinda shit i'd take my money and move it somewhere else. Fuck that frivolous shit and the fucking fees.

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Originally Posted by AllStar (Post 11527445)

Yeah thats a crazy bonus. However ask those guys how it was 5 years ago ;)

ill take 5 bad years for a bonus like that

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Originally Posted by Beejeebers (Post 11527254)

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