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Old 12-08-2006, 12:21 AM   #1
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If Jesus had had a handgun, do you think he would have won?

I just heard that question on The Daily Show and it makes me laugh more and more every time I picture it.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:29 AM   #2
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No, 'turn the other cheek', right?

That was his first mistake.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:30 AM   #3
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No, 'turn the other cheek', right?

That was his first mistake.

exactly. kill'em all and let god sort'em out
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:31 AM   #4
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ROFL Best Username ever!
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:11 AM   #5
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well a burning question,but only if i pee
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:20 AM   #6
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see www.loljesus.com if you like sick jesus humor
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:25 AM   #7
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I think he would have needed more then a handgun
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:28 AM   #8
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Maybe he'll do it in a sequel, huh? JCII coming soon to a theater near you!
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:29 AM   #9
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then he wouldn't have died for our sins that god could have created us not being able to commit... or he wouldn't have been able to re-open the heavy duty barb wired electrified pearly gates of heaven
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:33 AM   #10
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If he were to wall hack and have on unlimited ammo then yes.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:34 AM   #11
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he'd still be fucked cause gunpowder wouldn't be invented for about 1000 years...
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:50 AM   #12
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he'd still be fucked cause gunpowder wouldn't be invented for about 1000 years...
DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE AND LOGICAL REASONING!
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:24 PM   #13
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Well, it wasn't about the power, it was (is) about the spirituality, how we treat things, how be behave with each other...we should appreciate the world we live in more, I think...just an opinion
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:31 PM   #14
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:54 PM   #15
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I don't have a clue, what's the prize? hehe
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:24 PM   #16
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was funny when i wrote that i hadn't read your reply yet

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DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE AND LOGICAL REASONING!
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:54 PM   #17
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Well, it might depend on where he's pointing it.
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:56 PM   #18
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If he were to wall hack and have on unlimited ammo then yes.
Come on man. He'd have the

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Old 12-11-2006, 09:58 PM   #19
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