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ItBurnsWhenIpee 12-08-2006 12:21 AM

If Jesus had had a handgun, do you think he would have won?
 
I just heard that question on The Daily Show and it makes me laugh more and more every time I picture it.

LiveDose 12-08-2006 12:29 AM

No, 'turn the other cheek', right?

That was his first mistake.

JD 12-08-2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 11485802)
No, 'turn the other cheek', right?

That was his first mistake.


exactly. kill'em all and let god sort'em out :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 12-08-2006 12:31 AM

ROFL Best Username ever!

bobby666 12-08-2006 01:11 AM

well a burning question,but only if i pee

xxxjay 12-08-2006 01:20 AM

see www.loljesus.com if you like sick jesus humor

sicone 12-08-2006 01:25 AM

I think he would have needed more then a handgun

J.P. 12-08-2006 01:28 AM

Maybe he'll do it in a sequel, huh? :) JCII coming soon to a theater near you! :)

CyberHustler 12-08-2006 01:29 AM

then he wouldn't have died for our sins that god could have created us not being able to commit... or he wouldn't have been able to re-open the heavy duty barb wired electrified pearly gates of heaven

notabook 12-08-2006 01:33 AM

If he were to wall hack and have on unlimited ammo then yes.

BusterBunny 12-08-2006 01:34 AM

he'd still be fucked cause gunpowder wouldn't be invented for about 1000 years...

notabook 12-08-2006 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 11486025)
he'd still be fucked cause gunpowder wouldn't be invented for about 1000 years...

DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE AND LOGICAL REASONING! :mad:

needlive 12-11-2006 08:24 PM

Well, it wasn't about the power, it was (is) about the spirituality, how we treat things, how be behave with each other...we should appreciate the world we live in more, I think...just an opinion

J. Falcon 12-11-2006 08:31 PM

Won what?

shekinah 12-11-2006 08:54 PM

I don't have a clue, what's the prize? hehe

BusterBunny 12-11-2006 09:24 PM

was funny when i wrote that i hadn't read your reply yet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11486071)
DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE AND LOGICAL REASONING! :mad:

:evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug

reynold 12-11-2006 09:54 PM

Well, it might depend on where he's pointing it.

psili 12-11-2006 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11486021)
If he were to wall hack and have on unlimited ammo then yes.

Come on man. He'd have the

/c
>GODMODE

option.

Psycho_x 12-11-2006 09:58 PM

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...2006/Jesus.jpg


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