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What would you do if your girlfriend has a date
What would you do if your girlfriend (you two live together) has a date with some other guy next week while she is hiding it from you, she is telling you a story about she has to work late or something. But you are 100% sure of whats really going on ....
a. Show up at their date (you know all the details) and bitchslap her. b. Show up at their date and kick his ass. c. Tell her right now that you know about it and tell her its not going to happen, with the risk she will try it again later while she has a better way to hide the communications (right now you have access to her email and you will give that away by telling her). d. Dump her right away. e. Wait till she gets home, tell her that you know that she was not at work, wait till the confession and then dump her. f. Keep fucking her like she is a slut and act like you know nothing. By the way she is HOT, loves sex, likes to clean/cook and she is very very sweet to you, she is the best girlfriend ever ! |
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Just shoot her a hint the morning before she goes for work lol
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F) keep fucking her and find another girl to replace her, untill you do act like nothing is wrong. I would def treat her like a whore after that though
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Hmmmm.... Da Head Pimp says that you don't need to beat the guy down unless he knows she is your girlfriend and is trying purposly to hawk her out from under you. As for her lying ass, she makes a great counterpoint to the Yahoo article yesterday on 'Why men cheat'. The bitches do it too!
She would get back and find all her shit in boxes by the front door. If you are really smooth you borrow a good camera with a zoom and get some pics of her meeting the guy and have them taped to the boxes. Oh, and don't forget to change your locks and move your car if you leave it on the street! |
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Unless it's your dream to live a life filled with stupid fucking drama, ditch her ass.
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I wouldn't risk fucking her after her date cause you don't know if she fucked that guy or not... either way, why put yourself at risk like that. Kick the bitch out
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showing up at the date with a camera without getting noticed, take pics and tape the pics on the boxes, good one |
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get evidence... make sure and then make sure that you are fucking some chick when she comes home....and have the video of her date looping on the television
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#12 |
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blahblahblah, dramadramadrama.........
Look, it's easy. "Get the fuck out! NEXT!"
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Yeah, except for the lying cheating slut part.
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Cholorophorm both, but them in her car, then light it on fire.
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Be upfront with her and talk to her, your relationship might already have ended quite some time ago.
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Is this whats going on in your life bro? That's a tough call.. Is she testing the waters because she might be thinking of leaving you? Id bring it up to her before you get dumped.
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This is the time to start pushing for the 3some with her hot girlfriend! At least you'll get something out of it this way.
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There's a serious problem in the relationship if she's going on a date, with or without telling you about it. Talk to her find out how she feels about you and her. Either work things out or you 2 have to split up.
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Show up at the date.....Look her in the face....See the shame, don't say a word and just walk away. Show your class.
You must keep your cool while you watch her have a meltdown. So then you hold all the cards. If you don't care about keeping your cool just do a combo of a) and b)
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if you know for SURE?
dump her right away... no other option. If you feel you need to access her email and spy on her, it's not a good sign anyway...
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dont get mad, get even....
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btw, anyway i would never fight a guy over something like this...
it's not his fault. she's the cheating bitch in this story and it's her fault and hers only. of course i wouldn't touch her as well as she's a female. just dump her cheating ass...
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then just get up and walk out.
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Yeah but everybody makes mistakes. Maybe she's just searching for something new...I would take her to a place where she'd like to go or whatever...
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Catch her in the act, then there is no denying it.. Because if you say something now, she could deny it then later have more dates that you may not know about.
Catching her in the act forces the issue so she can't hide it.
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whats your side of the story? whats going on that your lady would go astray??
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Just a heads up but she is not really your girlfriend if she is setting up dates. She will eventually find someone she likes and dump you.
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I'd post her nude pics on GFY.
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Just out of curiosity, what tipped you off that she plans to go on this alleged date with some other guy?
As in... how do you know about it ahead of time?
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Pack your things and leave HER HOUSE right away.
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I did not cheat on her (yet) just because I love her that much, but I did cheat on some ex girlfriend some time ago, so I know how it works.... She told me she cheated on an ex boyfriend, thats why I did not trust her in the first place, thats why I checked the email.... and now I found out there is a date comming up... ![]() |
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I asked her if she would mind if I would join them, she said that I did not have to do that for her and I was like no I like to meet your friends.... then suddenly the next friday was off, they were not going out or something. Yesterday night she was checking her email when I was sitting next to her and then there was that email from that one guy, she did not open it when I was sitting next to her... she would answer it the next day she told me, then we had a fight over it.... the next day I checked that email and I found out that she was planning the date this friday.... she sent him an email to set on next week, with some lame ass story she had to work this friday and she wants to be fit when she is dating him.... |
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Send an email to the guy (acting like you are her) and tell him 'sorry can't make it, something better came along', then change the locks when she goes to meet him. She'll come back after thinking she's been stood up, realizing how great you are only to find the locks changed. She'll not only have nobody at this point but you'll also get to keep all her shit.
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I would just give the bitch her walking papers.
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GFY answer: kill her
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First: Keep fucking her like she is a slut and act like you know nothing.
Second: Show up at their date (you know all the details) and bitchslap her. Third : Show up at their date and kick his ass. Last: Post her nude pics here ![]() |
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Well either way if it was me I would nip that shit with the other guy anyway possible. Here she is living in your house making dates, nothing worse. I know you love her but unless she totally came clean and admitted her mistake you will never trust her again and all your energy and thoughts will be wondering what the hell she is up to now. I feel for ya.
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