Theres a guy in his car with his laptop on in front of my house, what should I do? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

mikeyddddd · 12-10-2006, 10:50 AM

Fiddy creeps

mattz · 12-10-2006, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

just go out there with a bat and ask him wtf he's doing.

lol thanks for the good laugh

L-Pink · 12-10-2006, 10:57 AM

He is probably waiting for his search warrent to come thru ...

Skillz Unlimited · 12-10-2006, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by VegasKingPin

hold a crowbar in your hand and started looking at him... then start yelling at yourself and say shit like " Fuck what have i done?? , the bitch should not have yelled at me... " then look over at him and then start running at his car.

oh and make sure you get some blood looking shit on your shirt before you do it

That's awesome!

woj · 12-10-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by jMEGA

Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.

artman · 12-10-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch

Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

thats fucked up

DutchTeenCash · 12-10-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch

Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

uh thats a joke right cause if its not its time for a talk to your shrink again I think

Klen · 12-10-2006, 11:52 AM

Hmm no reply from original poster.

BlackCrayon · 12-10-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross

Holy christ. You're a fucking psycho. No wonder all your girlfriends cheat on you.

bausch is female

GTS Mark · 12-10-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You sir have major insecurity and trust issues. You may want to seek help for that.

As for the guy on the front street with the laptop, if it were happening to me I would do what sicone said and shut off my wireless access, then see if the guy drives away. Then I'd know for sure what he was up to.

Done and done.

Good idea there.

If it doesn't work I would suggest you get on Juicy's masturbation idea

DH

HighSociety · 12-10-2006, 11:57 AM

show him your asshole

Jman · 12-10-2006, 12:00 PM

Go out on your lawn stand close to the car and start taking pictures, take pics of his license plate, pic of him. Just dont' say a word and take pics ;-)

AllStar · 12-10-2006, 12:01 PM

This has to be one of the funniest threads in a long time...lol

heywood · 12-10-2006, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

Please tell my you're joking. Fuck. Either this is total sarcasm, or you're a fucking nut.

12-10-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

open your door , whip your cock out and start masturbating as you look at the car... that will either scare him away or if the guy is into it will land you a date

I thought of that!
But he wasn't my type and I had a hotter date inside

E$_manager · 12-10-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Go out on your lawn stand close to the car and start taking pictures, take pics of his license plate, pic of him. Just dont' say a word and take pics ;-)

This thread delivers! It is so funny!

KrisKross · 12-10-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

bausch is female

Then no wonder all her boyfriends cheat on her. She's a derange, possessive nutcase.

Z · 12-10-2006, 02:05 PM

Well, what'd you do?

I would've gone out into my back yard with my portable phone and my .45, walked down two doors, then walked up behind his car on the side walk, looking all relaxed and nonchalant. When I got close enough, I'd have pulled his door open, introduced him to my friend and held my finger over the 911 re-dial.

But that's just me.

tranza · 12-10-2006, 03:32 PM

Just ignore him....

bushwacker · 12-10-2006, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

you sir a fuckin nutcase, please turn yourself in to the proper authorities!

sharp · 12-10-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

dont you have a laser pointer?

sharp · 12-10-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jMEGA

Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.

funny mental image. :D

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-10-2006, 04:18 PM

This thread delivers..... Great laughs!

If he is out there stealing your internet then you need to protect your router and problem solved....

If you see the guy after that then your gonna have to man up and go out there and find out what he is doing...

I would suggest going out the back and going a few doors down before you creep out, don't take a gun, that is just stupid, but act like you want to help him, say "May I help you, are you looking for directions somewhere, the guy will either play along or drive away, chances are he will not come back since he has now been noticed, but it is in a positive way... No violence needed

And if it is a cop or something you will be able to tell and your best bet there is to leave em alone...

Anyway, good luck with it all, I hope you don't wake up one night with a weirdo at the foot of your bed...

shekinah · 12-10-2006, 04:21 PM

You should make plan A and B, in case..one plan will fail.

OzMan · 12-10-2006, 06:27 PM

log on to his laptop, take over his mouse and surf to gay sites and "yes stealing wireless is still stealing" type sites

Psycho_x · 12-10-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Make a run for it. NOW!

I would take his advice.

GAMEFINEST · 12-10-2006, 07:07 PM

the driver knows too much

Spunky · 12-10-2006, 07:16 PM

Sneak up behind the car and put a potato in the tailpipe and hook up a chain to his rear axle and to a tree

BigCashCrew · 12-10-2006, 07:28 PM

Get a large antenna and go stand in your front yard.

Worldnet · 12-10-2006, 07:48 PM

Well if you had a high powered transmitter that could transmit on his processors frequency, you could smoke is laptop.

bareskin · 12-10-2006, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

Your a fucking stalker

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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	This thread delivers..... Great laughs! If he is out there stealing your internet then you need to protect your router and problem solved.... If you see the guy after that then your gonna have to man up and go out there and find out what he is doing... I would suggest going out the back and going a few doors down before you creep out, don't take a gun, that is just stupid, but act like you want to help him, say "May I help you, are you looking for directions somewhere, the guy will either play along or drive away, chances are he will not come back since he has now been noticed, but it is in a positive way... No violence needed And if it is a cop or something you will be able to tell and your best bet there is to leave em alone... Anyway, good luck with it all, I hope you don't wake up one night with a weirdo at the foot of your bed...

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