The first webpage EVER in the history of the world - GoFuckYourself.com

VoteForPedro · 12-09-2006, 07:27 PM

http://www.w3.org/History/19921103-h...heProject.html

The net has come a long way since then.

BTW, the quickbuck.com flashing banner gave me a seizure while writing this.

the alchemist · 12-09-2006, 07:29 PM

Aaah good times

-SECCO- · 12-09-2006, 07:31 PM

looks cute

psili · 12-09-2006, 07:37 PM

Where's the <blink/> tag?

On a lighter note, if you don't want to click the link above, visit Haight-Ashbury to see the past or check out most any MySpace profile page instead. Both places are filled with old people clinging to something they've lost and new people trying to somehow find themselves while tourists walk around and giggle.

And remember to keep your hands inside the bus, kids.

munki · 12-09-2006, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

Where's the <blink/> tag?

On a lighter note, if you don't want to click the link above, visit Haight-Ashbury to see the past or check out most any MySpace profile page instead. Both places are filled with old people clinging to something they've lost and new people trying to somehow find themselves while tourists walk around and giggle.

And remember to keep your hands inside the bus, kids.

NaughtyRob · 12-09-2006, 08:46 PM

Cool. I didnt use the net at all until 1995.

Adult Search Results · 12-09-2006, 09:51 PM

that brings back memories.. not

Rochard · 12-09-2006, 10:27 PM

That can't be the first web page. It has links on it, meaning those links must have existed before the page was created. I mean, you can't put links up to other pages unless they are already there, right? I mean, you could, but it would be pointless to have a page with nothing but 404s.

Adult Search Results · 12-09-2006, 10:28 PM

i haves to agrees with the hard that is roc

Psycho_x · 12-09-2006, 10:45 PM

It kind of reminds me of the HUN

danevans · 12-09-2006, 10:56 PM

I'm was pretty sure the first webpage ever looked more like this:

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mikeyddddd · 12-09-2006, 10:59 PM

I thought the first page was:

Watson, I'm cumming!

NemesiS876 · 12-09-2006, 10:59 PM

I want his signature ...

reynold · 12-10-2006, 07:46 AM

That's indeed a piece of online history.

bobby666 · 12-10-2006, 08:17 AM

good old times .....

Magix · 12-10-2006, 08:23 AM

he he nice old times

ToplistBlog_Com · 12-10-2006, 08:39 AM

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Marshal · 12-10-2006, 08:41 AM

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http://inamidst.com/strands/oldest

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