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MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:20 PM

I am good in bed
I have a big cock
I have an amazing personality
I have brown hair
I have a jetpack
I have a nice car
I like strawberry yogurt

I bring everything to the table, infact i am the table. All women here bow down to the great, the great, well the great ME, please bring offerings of grapes, a nail file and a Rick Asley CD and i shall show you what a real man is made of.

All other GFY men keep your ladies away from me because i am to hunkey for words, i would not want to melt their hearts and steal them away from you.

TurboAngel · 12-09-2006, 12:22 PM

Hummmmmm you do sound good. You know they say if it sounds to good to be true it probably isn't.

Spunky · 12-09-2006, 12:23 PM

6 inches is considered average

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Hummmmmm you do sound good.

I am a legend in these parts, they know me as "El Cocko Ballsanga", they even let me put that on my license plate.

Ladies i am currently kind of taken, please also bring offerings of boob and pussy showings and i shall choose which one of you are allowed to be graced with my precense.

E$_manager · 12-09-2006, 12:32 PM

Big cock is not always good.

BlackCrayon · 12-09-2006, 12:39 PM

confucius say he who talk big, usually very small.

gangbangjoe · 12-09-2006, 12:42 PM

im still 10 times better

sorry sexy

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

confucius say he who talk big, usually very small.

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

gangbangjoe · 12-09-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

hey i can do that

CaptainHowdy · 12-09-2006, 12:45 PM

If you feel the need to post it on a board feels like you're trying to convince yourself of something you are not...

gangbangjoe · 12-09-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

If you feel the need to post it on a board feels like you're trying to convince yourself of something you are not...

ooohhh noessss

serious answers in a metaman thread are soooo wrong

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

hey i can do that

if only you had an extra hole!

DarkJedi · 12-09-2006, 12:49 PM

I know what you mean..

the tough thing about being an attractive, well off guy is that i pretty much have to cheat on a broad in order for her to leave.

gangbangjoe · 12-09-2006, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

if only you had an extra hole!

i always keep my cellphone in the ass

saves important pocket space and makes the invention of the vibrator even better

BlackCrayon · 12-09-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

touche 546

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I know what you mean..

the tough thing about being an attractive, well off guy is that i pretty much have to cheat on a broad in order for her to leave.

I think it is just a Ukrainian thing, we are overall the most intelligent and best looking people, unlike those rat looking polaks.

Pimpin_J · 12-09-2006, 12:52 PM

Wheres TheBoyAlley when you need him....

chaze · 12-09-2006, 12:58 PM

Your Canadian dude, cmon seriously

gangbangjoe · 12-09-2006, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

Your Canadian dude, cmon seriously

hey at least he is not british

lot · 12-09-2006, 01:52 PM

Nice ad of you MetaMan...BUT BUT BUT

This thread is useless without pics !!!!

E$_manager · 12-09-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

If you feel the need to post it on a board feels like you're trying to convince yourself of something you are not...

Looks so truely

alexg · 12-09-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

12-09-2006, 02:32 PM

In my experience Canadian men tend to be hung big.

xxxdesign-net · 12-09-2006, 03:08 PM

You forgot to add that you have posters of Mario Bros and Mariah Carey in your Room

polish_aristocrat · 12-09-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

Big cock is not always good.

what penis size do you prefer?

Rochard · 12-09-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I am good in bed
I have a big cock
I have an amazing personality
I have brown hair
I have a jetpack
I have a nice car
I like strawberry yogurt

I bring everything to the table, infact i am the table. All women here bow down to the great, the great, well the great ME, please bring offerings of grapes, a nail file and a Rick Asley CD and i shall show you what a real man is made of.

All other GFY men keep your ladies away from me because i am to hunkey for words, i would not want to melt their hearts and steal them away from you.

But your Canandian.......

marcjacob · 12-09-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

hey at least he is not british

2 very rich men. Both ugly but id hit them just for the ca$h!

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

You forgot to add that you have posters of Mario Bros and Mariah Carey in your Room

actually no Mariah, i should though, what is funny i had her blasting as i read this post.

i heart mariah

sicone · 12-09-2006, 03:45 PM

I thought it was the Wario button in your sig

MetaMan · 12-09-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

I thought it was the Wario button in your sig

that usually gets them all.

GAMEFINEST · 12-09-2006, 04:19 PM

and i have confidence....that beats all

Rhesus · 12-09-2006, 05:05 PM

Edit: wrong thread

reynold · 12-10-2006, 08:48 AM

This thread demands an 11 inch shlong pic--strictly for male adult viewing.

4Man · 12-10-2006, 09:08 AM

I'm dessire

12-09-2006, 12:20 PM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I am every womans dream: I am good in bed I have a big cock I have an amazing personality I have brown hair I have a jetpack I have a nice car I like strawberry yogurt I bring everything to the table, infact i am the table. All women here bow down to the great, the great, well the great ME, please bring offerings of grapes, a nail file and a Rick Asley CD and i shall show you what a real man is made of. All other GFY men keep your ladies away from me because i am to hunkey for words, i would not want to melt their hearts and steal them away from you.

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12-09-2006, 02:32 PM	#23
teh ghey Guest Posts: n/a	In my experience Canadian men tend to be hung big.

12-09-2006, 03:08 PM	#24
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	You forgot to add that you have posters of Mario Bros and Mariah Carey in your Room

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12-10-2006, 09:08 AM	#34
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