I am every womans dream:

**TurboAngel** · 12-09-2006, 10:22 AM

Hummmmmm you do sound good. You know they say if it sounds to good to be true it probably isn't.

**Spunky** · 12-09-2006, 10:23 AM

6 inches is considered average

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2006, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by TurboAngel

Hummmmmm you do sound good.

I am a legend in these parts, they know me as "El Cocko Ballsanga", they even let me put that on my license plate.

Ladies i am currently kind of taken, please also bring offerings of boob and pussy showings and i shall choose which one of you are allowed to be graced with my precense.

**E$_manager** · 12-09-2006, 10:32 AM

Big cock is not always good.

**BlackCrayon** · 12-09-2006, 10:39 AM

confucius say he who talk big, usually very small.

**gangbangjoe** · 12-09-2006, 10:42 AM

im still 10 times better

sorry sexy

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by BlackCrayon

confucius say he who talk big, usually very small.

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

**gangbangjoe** · 12-09-2006, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

hey i can do that

**CaptainHowdy** · 12-09-2006, 10:45 AM

If you feel the need to post it on a board feels like you're trying to convince yourself of something you are not...

**gangbangjoe** · 12-09-2006, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

If you feel the need to post it on a board feels like you're trying to convince yourself of something you are not...

ooohhh noessss

serious answers in a metaman thread are soooo wrong

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2006, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

hey i can do that

if only you had an extra hole!

**DarkJedi** · 12-09-2006, 10:49 AM

I know what you mean..

the tough thing about being an attractive, well off guy is that i pretty much have to cheat on a broad in order for her to leave.

**gangbangjoe** · 12-09-2006, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

if only you had an extra hole!

i always keep my cellphone in the ass

saves important pocket space and makes the invention of the vibrator even better

**BlackCrayon** · 12-09-2006, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

touche 546

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2006, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

I know what you mean..

the tough thing about being an attractive, well off guy is that i pretty much have to cheat on a broad in order for her to leave.

I think it is just a Ukrainian thing, we are overall the most intelligent and best looking people, unlike those rat looking polaks.

**Pimpin_J** · 12-09-2006, 10:52 AM

Wheres TheBoyAlley when you need him....

**chaze** · 12-09-2006, 10:58 AM

Your Canadian dude, cmon seriously

**gangbangjoe** · 12-09-2006, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by chaze

Your Canadian dude, cmon seriously

hey at least he is not british

**lot** · 12-09-2006, 11:52 AM

Nice ad of you MetaMan...BUT BUT BUT

This thread is useless without pics !!!!

**E$_manager** · 12-09-2006, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

If you feel the need to post it on a board feels like you're trying to convince yourself of something you are not...

Looks so truely

**alexg** · 12-09-2006, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

**teh ghey** · 12-09-2006, 12:32 PM

In my experience Canadian men tend to be hung big.

**xxxdesign-net** · 12-09-2006, 01:08 PM

You forgot to add that you have posters of Mario Bros and Mariah Carey in your Room

**polish_aristocrat** · 12-09-2006, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Cristie

Big cock is not always good.

what penis size do you prefer?

**Rochard** · 12-09-2006, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I am good in bed
I have a big cock
I have an amazing personality
I have brown hair
I have a jetpack
I have a nice car
I like strawberry yogurt

I bring everything to the table, infact i am the table. All women here bow down to the great, the great, well the great ME, please bring offerings of grapes, a nail file and a Rick Asley CD and i shall show you what a real man is made of.

All other GFY men keep your ladies away from me because i am to hunkey for words, i would not want to melt their hearts and steal them away from you.

But your Canandian.......

**marcjacob** · 12-09-2006, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

hey at least he is not british

2 very rich men. Both ugly but id hit them just for the ca$h!

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2006, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

You forgot to add that you have posters of Mario Bros and Mariah Carey in your Room

actually no Mariah, i should though, what is funny i had her blasting as i read this post.

i heart mariah

**sicone** · 12-09-2006, 01:45 PM

I thought it was the Wario button in your sig

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2006, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by sicone

I thought it was the Wario button in your sig

that usually gets them all.

**GAMEFINEST** · 12-09-2006, 02:19 PM

and i have confidence....that beats all

**Rhesus** · 12-09-2006, 03:05 PM

Edit: wrong thread

**reynold** · 12-10-2006, 06:48 AM

This thread demands an 11 inch shlong pic--strictly for male adult viewing.

**4Man** · 12-10-2006, 07:08 AM

I'm dessire

I am every womans dream:

I am every womans dream:

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