I am every womans dream:
 

I am good in bed
I have a big cock
I have an amazing personality
I have brown hair
I have a jetpack
I have a nice car
I like strawberry yogurt

I bring everything to the table, infact i am the table. All women here bow down to the great, the great, well the great ME, please bring offerings of grapes, a nail file and a Rick Asley CD and i shall show you what a real man is made of.

All other GFY men keep your ladies away from me because i am to hunkey for words, i would not want to melt their hearts and steal them away from you.

Hummmmmm you do sound good. You know they say if it sounds to good to be true it probably isn't.

:)

6 inches is considered average

I am a legend in these parts, they know me as "El Cocko Ballsanga", they even let me put that on my license plate.

Ladies i am currently kind of taken, please also bring offerings of boob and pussy showings and i shall choose which one of you are allowed to be graced with my precense.

Big cock is not always good.

confucius say he who talk big, usually very small.

im still 10 times better


sorry sexy

i wise man once said: "your mom is such a slut if she was a clown she would deepthroat a balloon take it out of her mouth twist it up into a set of balls and then deepthroat that"

hey i can do that

If you feel the need to post it on a board feels like you're trying to convince yourself of something you are not...

ooohhh noessss


serious answers in a metaman thread are soooo wrong

if only you had an extra hole!

I know what you mean..

the tough thing about being an attractive, well off guy is that i pretty much have to cheat on a broad in order for her to leave.

i always keep my cellphone in the ass




saves important pocket space and makes the invention of the vibrator even better

touche 546

I think it is just a Ukrainian thing, we are overall the most intelligent and best looking people, unlike those rat looking polaks.

Wheres TheBoyAlley when you need him....

Your Canadian dude, cmon seriously :Oh crap

hey at least he is not british

http://www.celebopedia.com/wayne-roo...yne-rooney.jpg

http://www.peter-crouch.com/images/crouchport.jpg

Nice ad of you MetaMan...BUT BUT BUT

This thread is useless without pics !!!!

Looks so truely :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

In my experience Canadian men tend to be hung big.

You forgot to add that you have posters of Mario Bros and Mariah Carey in your Room :thumbsup

what penis size do you prefer?

But your Canandian.......

2 very rich men. Both ugly but id hit them just for the ca$h!

actually no Mariah, i should though, what is funny i had her blasting as i read this post. :1orglaugh

i heart mariah

I thought it was the Wario button in your sig

that usually gets them all. :fart

and i have confidence....that beats all

Edit: wrong thread

This thread demands an 11 inch shlong pic--strictly for male adult viewing. :pimp

I'm dessire