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So Hot.

I think Derek might be the most Photographed guy in the biz.

Derek is the man! I'm trying to find some good pics of us lol. I'll post them soon.

congrats on the promotion dude :thumbsup

What Mario said, congrats!

THis is Awesome... Derek, I didn't see this sooner. You are a great guy!

Congrats on the interview.
Are these all the men you've french kissed with?

I don't recall that at all or is that something I would do. I guess that could be refereeing to when the Mr. Limpy's were first out and I had one hanging from my jeans. The joke wasn't as common as it is now. It was interesting to see how long it took before people would notice because I was so nonchalant about it. Oddly enuff guys always noticed first.

Ahh * THE SuperMAN* as we call it. hahaha

Well I dress in what I consider stylish and well chosen t shirt and jeans during the day. Those clothes I feel most comfortable in and at night I tend to dress up. Siut tie and I love my blazers. It was a technique I indirectly stole from Naughty America boys as well as Barry simply suggested it and I went with it. It not that I change quickly I just have the clothes set out and most often my room is in the host hotel so it just a matter of running up a few flights of stairs switch clothes and your good to go.

It's part of getting into *character* for me , I like doing it, it gets you a certain amount of respect, its a business for me and I want people to know I treat it that way but overall the main reason quite simple. Chicks dig it. Why lie.

Either I'm naive or ignorant. I have no idea what that question means.

So many directions I can go with this question not sure what angle to take.

1. Laugh it off and roll with it.
2. Be slightly offended and think to myself out of all the questions to ask why this one?
3. Address everyone's wierd fasnication with my sexuality
4. Comment that I used to enjoy a good beer bong and that's where that could have derived from.

What do you think?

I believe I have answered this one already. I would like to add that I do drive a mean go cart and still have the bruises to prove it. Thank you Scott :)

LOYALTY. I'm simply not going to jump shit every time someone dangles a carrot in front of me. It was a great offer I must say but there is so much more to consider than just money.

Honestly, Barry and Hazel who are very regular simple people who you could maybe get missed in a crowd gut are really easy to work for. They give me guidelines and I get to paint the picture so to speak. I'm not just a number and my decisions or ideas get implemented and making money the same day. I find that very rewarding.

From family, lifestyle, security, office chemistry,room for growth and new opportunities ,it all played a factor in one of the hardest descions I have made in a long time. Did it pay off? I strategized and I believe with the information I had I made the right choice. I guess only time well tell.

ship not shit. LOL

RESPECT :thumbsup :thumbsup

Well done dude

If I had to choose shorter woman.

looking good!

Due to some circumstances beyond both the companies and my control I couldn't make it down.

There was a few threads made about trying to get me down and everything from offers to pay for my flight to room were presented to me. I was quite touched and as I'm very great full but it is what it is.

I had to help run the show back home, some of our behind the scene workers that help me look so good needed some well deserved time off and I needed to cover for them. No drama and it wasn't a case of me not being ALLOWED to go.

Everyone knows how much I love Mexico and they thought it wouldn't be the same without me.

How much money does Steve Lightspeed really owe you? What's the story behind this?


Oh shit this story. .I will keep this short and sweet and spare you the details. Raimi the Lightspeed girl is in love with me.

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Steve offered me a deal. Either I could fuck Raimi, or he'd give me $1,000. I love Raimi, but fuckin Steve never paid me.

so I have a thousand more reasons to fuck her now!

I usually wear my robe and slippers, I feel inadequate.

We both know you like the amazonians.

Derek, I know its not a Jag , but you were doing some mean driving there:winkwink:
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Stay away from my woman!

Neva! I think most red blooded males have thought of it however its just not something I would ever pursue or been offered. LOL That says something in itself.

I have best friends both male and female that are and I have no issues with it. Its just not my thing. I'm too vanilla for that.

The first few times would be a blast then it would get tired fast I think.

I do wear underwear!!! I just have no hips and no matter how tight my belt is eventually during the night I will get plumbers butt. I wear low rise jeans and as much as I love the style and fit they don't help with that problem.

Its like male cleavage.

That was given to me by Barry and Hazel for reaching a sales target. Funny thing is that when I reached it nothing was said and I wasn't about to say anything.

Next thing yah know in Vegas they handed me room keys to the penthouse suite and said enjoy. You earned it. It was awesome.

I pretty humble,down to earth and simple. I didn't need to show off or brag. I kinda ghetto or street like that. It was AWESOME but I don't get OFF on it like most americans do. I never spend much time in my apt or hotel rooms. Give me a nice bed, an internet connection and a shower and I'm set.

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What a great answer Derek :thumbsup

Sorry to take so long to finally get in here and post.
Dwreck is one of my all time favorite people in the biz. There's nothing more to say.

Dwreck when are you coming to Barcelona?

Hahahahaha! The hookers! Do they really do a lot of biz on your street? I mean, they weren't too bad looking, which is an oddity in and of itself.

Also, I feel honoured to be one of those people you can count on your two hands :winkwink: :) Can't wait to come back up and party with you!

Holly... maybe next time we can talk Dwerek into finaly bringing one of the girls up to his place.. Come on Dweke what do you say... I know you want to you always say you do when your making your way home after a night on the town...

BTW when you coming our to see the new place.. Finaly setup the xbox live and got the network running. Spare room is yours when ever you feel like droping by.

BTW one quick note .. or more over a quick question Dwerek... whats the story behind your tattoo???