I also wanted to add I read everyone replies in this thread and I will reply to each of your individually once I get the questions done. I thank you for your comment no matter how big or small. It means something to me. Thank you.

Thanks for taking me in at the shows and introducing me around. You really made me feel welcome and I appreciate it.

If I could move around as fast as you do I would know more people, so slow down some so the old people can keep up!

OMG I had my back to you in the pic!!! I missed the dirty deed!!!! This pic was taken in the alleypatio at Brant House 2 years ago!!!

congrats on the ambush Derek!!! Nobody knows the dwreck that I got to know living down the hall for 3 years!!! I miss our late night talks and excursions out!!:thumbsup

Before this job I didn't travel that much. So when YnotBob invited me to Mexico to some shady resort with tons of booze, no lines up, no ego's, no dress code and no plans. I thought HELLZ YA! This is my kind of trade show.

I went and I was blowed away. I checked myself and realized how fortunate I am and promise never to take anything for granted again. I had so many first times that trip. The vibe was intense so beautiful yet no one had money. I would tip $1 a beer and get VIP service. I went back to to the same bar a year the same bartender was working, he remembered my name and got me a corona and a free shot of Tequila. I knew I loved Mexico for a reason. I love mixing it up with the locals. I love Mexico for what it is. I'm not into the fancy resorts and wristbands for free drinks.


I have had the most intense and interesting conversations in Mexico.

Mexico is beautiful and I there is something about there culture that fascinates me.

The water, weather,the food, the tragedy, the corruption and despair all make Mexico awesome to me. I could go on for days and days.

Where else can u have guess the boobies contest?

Awesome stuff

I don't act gay or act anything. How do you act gay? Just an odd question overall.

I'm myself and I'm comfortable in my sexuality. I'm not some pig headed chump looking to get laid or need my ego stroked. I have a very relaxed approach and I admit when a girl's guard starts to go up I have at times said don't worry if I was straight I would totally hit on you.

I love meeting new girls and a lot of them. I can open anyone. Some girls are so used to be hit on when I don't they are slightly offended and run to my males friends asking if I'm gay or not.

Just four weekends ago I was out with Odie and ElvisManson (Brent) and we were at a local bar having some Sunday afternoon drinks and he introduced me to his hot female friend. We ended up laughing, talking and drinking all night. I was getting pretty tipsy and Brent said Derek is the straightest gay guy I know. She looked at me and goes dude your gay? I'm like hell yes you didn't noticed? I haven't touched you or hit on you all night. The conversation soon switched topics and I didn't mention it again. It was so odd after that the minute she thought I was gay our conversation grew deeper and more intense and very personal. There was no way I was going to tell her I'm straight at this point. This is way to much fun. LOL

Next Day I get an icq from Brent. No intro no whats up just

BRENT: DUDE ARE YOU GAY???

DWRECK: Hells no Brent you know me. Where did that come from?

BRENT:You told that girl you were gay last night and she got home and said.

You know your gay buddy Derek he's super cool. I told her you weren't and she didn't believe me.

Funny thing is and my sexuality was never questioned until I got in the biz. I have a lot of hot friends and people just assume I'm gay because of that.

BTW Brent she texted me last night. HOLLA LOL!!

Hey man forgot to mention how awesome it is to have met you. All the talks we've had in Vegas, Miami, LA where ever you are I know theres a good laugh ahead and good 'ol philisophical deep conversations as well. Keep doin your thing.

BTW Brent she texted me last night. HOLLA LOL!! [/QUOTE]

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dwereck, I only met you briefly on Saturday night for the first time, but I instantly knew that you were a cool down to earth smooth guy. I look foreward to our next meeting.

[IMG]6. How old where you when you lost your virginity? Was it a man, woman, or animal?[/IMG]

Ahh this is a funny story actually. I was a super late bloomer and I was 20 almost 21 and my first year of college.

I never liked her and I always treated her like one of the guys. Her friend hit me up and said she had a crush on me and I blew it off.

I was working a at local gas station at the time to pay for college and she showed up at 11 after my shift by herself all dolled up.

Invited me back to her place to watch a movie. I stunk like gas and oil but she made such an effort I felt kinda bad not to entertain her offer. I still remember the movie it was Trial and Error with Micheal Kramer and Jeff Daniels.

Let me interject and say this girl would indefinably fall in the bbw category. LOL

So she goes on about how she likes me etc and asked if she could kiss me. At this point I had no sexual experience at all. No blowjobs, handjobs or even heavy petting. I love saying that. haha heavy petting! lol

So yah next thing ya know she is like take your pants off. I said no! LOL Thats how cool I am! LOL

So it happens! By far the most disappointed day of my life. I waited 20 plus years for that. That wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. I felt empty, cheated and used. Seriously lol

I told her not to tell a soul next thing ya know it was all over campus. I guess its quite the prize to get the virgin boy.

I didn't have sex for 9 months after that.

VIVA BEWBIES

So what was it like when they had you latch your meathooks onto Sleazy Dream's mammoth moobies?

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Great answers Derek. It's amazing how honest people seem to be when doing these things.

Always good times hanging out with you bro ;)

Hope to see ya soon.

Dwreck!!

damn man you just made my day...

thanks for being you on your good days and for being someone like you on your bad days!!

This should be an awesome interview and well deserved. Derek you ROCK!!!

WOW!!!

I could go on and on for days. Living core downtown in the middle of the action is AWESOME. Everyday I fall in lust with a new girl on the way to work. You should see some of the hotties that lurk in this city. I love the variety of people, the cultures, the sites, the amazing concerts, killer restaurants and having a great social group only adds to the fun.

I have lived here almost 2 years and I haven't even touched the surface of what the city has to offer.

I have done more in Toronto in the past year than i did anywhere else I have lived before in my life. Here is 10 things that just popped in my head now

1. After 16 years I finally got to see TOOL
2. Got my dream mountain bike for less than half price.
3. I can skateboard anywhere without getting the look like dude how old are you?
4. Went to my first NBA game(floor seats), saw the MLB Toronto Blue jays a bunch of times. Never a big sports guys I thought but I admit I had a blast! Thanks Odie, Shan and Sherie.
5. The shopping is kick ass! You can get anything and you can be anything you want.
6. Where else can you sing on the way to work and no one thinks your crazy.
7. Im a block away from MuchMusic our version of MTV, I have met everyone from Tommy Lee to Snoop Dog.
8. I have the top adult affiliate companies located down the road. I can put into words how much I have learn t hanging out with the Platuim bucks, Python, Camazon and SexSearch guys and girls. Priceless
9. I have 9 hookers on my street that all know me by my first name. I always get dropped off on their block when I'm on my way home from the bar thinking that tonight will be the night. I never do and they are at the point where they are like dude cmon already. It's only 100$. LOL
10. There is always a drink special going on somewhere in the city and everything is 10 minutes away.

I grew up in a small town called Brandon Manitoba Canada population 48 thousand and its about 3 hours from you Scott. Its just above North Dakota. I moved every 5 years so before I moved to Brandon at 15 years old. I don't really have a home for my parents have since moved and my siblings are all over the Canada. Small town boy with a big big dream. I haven't seen my family in 2 years.

Why do I live in the gay area in Toronto is simple that where Barry and Hazel found a kick ass affordable apt which happened to be doors down form Odie. It was never meant to be permanent just a place to lay my head until I got settled in. I call it the GAY BO HOOD!!! HAHAHA Its great you have no idea. No one bugs me, I leave my doors open, and they are clean. Do you have any idea how many hot lesbians I see during the summer?

I can count the number of people I have had over one 2 hands. I NEVER EVER have people over. Im so weird like that.

Oh man i got the best video to post here:)

what an excellent ambush, Derek,, you rock!!!

This by far is my single biggest success story and I think about it alot but I have never vocalized it.

The feeling I get when this is brought up is better than any orgasm and its feels like i won the lottery. It's like picking the underdog and watching them win the superbowl or whatever right from the playoffs.

When I first looked at what WebcamCash had to offer yet I didn't think they were running at full steam. I figure they were at 40% of their capacity before I started with them. SO withs Barry's background, Hazel's smarts, Gunner and me. Shit its a dream team. Let me run with it and I give you my oath that will get things rocking.

The only reason I"m here is cause of Tanker. I pulled him aside laid my cards out and he told me i would be stupid not too. He gave me that push I needed.

And this is when I get somewhat cocky and snicker at all my buddies told me out of all the companies that you entertained why WebcamCash. Its small time.
And this is why I choose WebcamCash

1. I will be the only sales guys. SO that means all new accounts will be mine! 2. No internal fighting with other sales reps
3. I will be the goto man. Simple
4. I don't have to hang out with my bosses at shows. They give me full reign to entertain and cater to my affiliates in my own way.
5. Barry and Hazel have got me an xbox 360, new dell laptop, new cell phone, tickets to Mid evil times, Blue man group, took me to the most posh restaurants in town, presidential suites at shows you name it. They know how to treat the employees. I knew this going in.
6. Im all about longevity and I have no iinterest in entertaining the sales rep job of the month game you see so many people playing.
7. I knew web cams are hot and saw an opportunity that no one saw.

Thing is i knew there would be a one year struggle to get my accounts and my ideas in place. So as my sales buddies busted my balls in private for a year two of them have changed jobs TWICE and one quit the biz cause he hated his boss.

SUCKA'S!!!!

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY


We have personally doubled our affiliate base in the last two years, gone to the playboy mansion twice, launched some of the most progressive marketing tools, i have tripled my income in the past year ok whatever right who cares.

NEXT

RIcko !!!
Congrats.
BTW, we were robbed
Miss you bud.

You've impressed us all !

Always good times hanging out with Derek :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

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Our manlove skipped 1st-3rd bases and we opted for clothed and discreet rear entry.

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You are a great guy Derek... I'll never forget when you came to YNOT about 5 years ago worried what your GF would think about you being in the biz...

Damn good interview choice. Love these, very insiteful. Keep up the answers Dwreck.

I have an addictive personality no question about it. I was in gamblers anonymous at 21 years old. I know the power of addictions.I would say caffeine is my drug of choice. I get caffeine head aches in the morning if I don't a coffee, coke or a red bull. I get so waked up on caffeine that i forget to eat.

Like today its 5.30 and I haven't eaten yet nor am I hungry what I do want is a smoke. BRB

hehe

wonderful interview scott, I doubt there is anyone that doesn't love Dwreck in some way. All of us big boys love to give him noogies..

Guess the boobies was my favorite memory of mexico as well. Awesome read so far. I remember meeting Derek @ my first LA show good stuff :winkwink:

For that Ambush Roast, I 'll give you a toast!! hey but your the one that usually buys me drinks..Why is that?
:)~

one fiddy...

I have an addictive personality no question about it. I was in gamblers anonymous at 21 years old. I know the power of addictions.I would say caffeine is my drug of choice. I get caffeine head aches in the morning if I don't a coffee, coke or a red bull. I get so waked up on caffeine that i forget to eat.

Like today its 5.30 and I haven't eaten yet nor am I hungry what I do want is a smoke. BRB

hehe

Dwreck has the softest hands :)

I know the real reason you love Mexico so much ;)

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One of these days you will learn that my hands do bad things to you. First the man-boobs and then your first reach around.

You know I love you ! You are the best ex-boyfriend I never had and you so deserve this Ambush. MUAH!!!

Rock on D!
More BBW stories please.

I met Derek in Mexico in 2003 at the YP. We were both somewhat new to the business and hit it off right away. Derek is as honest, witty, and hard working as come. Business at the office has kept me away from going to many shows in the last couple years and I would have to say that hanging out with Derek is one of the few things I actually miss about them. Good interview man. :thumbsup

I love Derek! xoxox

DWRECK!!

Keep practicing at Gears of War. I'll be on tonight 11:30 / midnight-ish.

I have known you for quite a long time now my friend and you have been the same ever since. A quality person, who can tell a fucking good story :thumbsup

Looking forward to this read.

Dwreck, who was the first person to point out the max hardcore thing :)

congrats on your ambush bro. im gonna read the questions now :)

Duke