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sicone · 12-06-2006, 08:28 PM

My neighbors are arguing out in their front yard, and the wife has a ear piercing, nails on a chalkboard kind of voice.

They are fucking with my concentration, so I am going to Wal Mart for a bit.

Damn crackheads

madawgz · 12-06-2006, 08:28 PM

why not crank the music up ;)

CBytch · 12-06-2006, 08:28 PM

Don't forget to pick up what I asked for

tony286 · 12-06-2006, 08:29 PM

call the police

sicone · 12-06-2006, 08:30 PM

I want to step out front and start throwing cans of rockstar at them

CBytch · 12-06-2006, 08:31 PM

Don't waste the full cans. Drink first then throw.

sicone · 12-06-2006, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CBytch

Don't waste the full cans. Drink first then throw.

they dont fly as far nor do they have the same impact

OG LennyT · 12-06-2006, 08:32 PM

you should fuck her when he isn't home

sicone · 12-06-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by OG LennyT

you should fuck her when he isn't home

oh god no... she's bigger then me.. and I'm a big guy

CBytch · 12-06-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

they dont fly as far nor do they have the same impact

Fill them with small rocks and stones

-SECCO- · 12-06-2006, 08:35 PM

tell them to shut the fuck up...

Spunky · 12-06-2006, 08:39 PM

Release the hounds on em

After Shock Media · 12-06-2006, 08:42 PM

It aint cool, just call the cops on them for a domestic disturbance/dispute.

notabook · 12-06-2006, 08:47 PM

Just call the police on them. With any luck you'll make them become great friends as they plot together a way to get back at you, their new enemy.

OG LennyT · 12-06-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Just call the police on them. With any luck you'll make them become great friends as they plot together a way to get back at you, their new enemy.

heywood · 12-06-2006, 09:38 PM

Last summer my gf and I were listening to the people arguing downstairs. It was hilarious, he was calling her a 'stupid whore" and she was saying how his "tiny cock" couldnt please her. Obviously they didnt think anyone was listening, but man we were cracking up.

Apparently homeboy owns a house, and bought the condo below me as investment. He asked his live in girlfriend if she would live in the condo for a month or two while he attempted to rent it, to give it a "lived in" kind of look. So she reluctantly did it.

She was obviously upset about this, and they got into an argument because the night previously, he didn't let her in the gate. He says she was sleeping, she said he was fucking another broad. I think we all know the truth on that one!

The resulting exchange went on for 1/2 hour or so, and we got the full story. The namecalling, especially from her, was hilarious. Stuff like:

"Why dont you get some bigger rims so you forget about your pencil cock!!!"

we were listening to make sure things didn't get out hand, yeah thats it. I had to hold myself from laughing the whole time.

sicone · 12-06-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by heywood

Last summer my gf and I were listening to the people arguing downstairs. It was hilarious, he was calling her a 'stupid whore" and she was saying how his "tiny cock" couldnt please her. Obviously they didnt think anyone was listening, but man we were cracking up.

Apparently homeboy owns a house, and bought the condo below me as investment. He asked his live in girlfriend if she would live in the condo for a month or two while he attempted to rent it, to give it a "lived in" kind of look. So she reluctantly did it.

She was obviously upset about this, and they got into an argument because the night previously, he didn't let her in the gate. He says she was sleeping, she said he was fucking another broad. I think we all know the truth on that one!

The resulting exchange went on for 1/2 hour or so, and we got the full story. The namecalling, especially from her, was hilarious. Stuff like:

"Why dont you get some bigger rims so you forget about your pencil cock!!!"

we were listening to make sure things didn't get out hand, yeah thats it. I had to hold myself from laughing the whole time.

My neighbors are a older married couple... it seems that they were arguing over how to set up the outside xmas decorations.

I just got home from Wal Mart and all is quiet.

AllStar · 12-06-2006, 10:10 PM

"Why dont you get some bigger rims so you forget about your pencil cock!!!"

Oh MAn that is funny!
Ouch!

Jman · 12-06-2006, 10:27 PM

Play Balls threw the walls REALLY fucking loud.

All will come silent after

Fat Panda · 12-06-2006, 10:49 PM

buy a pellet gun and shoot them both in the ass..........a couple of times

DaddyHalbucks · 12-06-2006, 11:05 PM

We have some rowdy neighbors, but there is one house in between us, so we don't get the worst of it.

TexasDreams · 12-06-2006, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

I want to step out front and start throwing cans of rockstar at them

Don't do that!

Nothing sends the message of "Shut the Fuck Up!" better than tossing a few strategic 5-pound bricks at the offender's.

Available in quantity, and cheap, at your local Lowe's home improvement center for only $1.19. Heavy discounts are available for bulk purchases too.

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?actio...701&lpage=none

sicone · 12-07-2006, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Don't do that!

Nothing sends the message of "Shut the Fuck Up!" better than tossing a few strategic 5-pound bricks at the offender's.

Available in quantity, and cheap, at your local Lowe's home improvement center for only $1.19. Heavy discounts are available for bulk purchases too.

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?actio...701&lpage=none

That would have shut them up fast

Wiggles · 12-07-2006, 05:17 AM

yes go to walmart to get away from crack heads, oh the irony.

leftybogs · 12-07-2006, 05:37 AM

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leftybogs · 12-07-2006, 05:41 AM

call a pizza delivery for them!!!

fibble · 12-07-2006, 05:47 AM

what the hell are they thinking ..?

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 12-07-2006, 06:01 AM

Throw something to stop the arguing... *joke*
Some people are just like that!!! Dayum!

reynold · 12-07-2006, 06:14 AM

Release your two hungry pitbulls..

alexg · 12-07-2006, 07:17 AM

neighbours suck...

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