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Last summer my gf and I were listening to the people arguing downstairs. It was hilarious, he was calling her a 'stupid whore" and she was saying how his "tiny cock" couldnt please her. Obviously they didnt think anyone was listening, but man we were cracking up.
Apparently homeboy owns a house, and bought the condo below me as investment. He asked his live in girlfriend if she would live in the condo for a month or two while he attempted to rent it, to give it a "lived in" kind of look. So she reluctantly did it.
She was obviously upset about this, and they got into an argument because the night previously, he didn't let her in the gate. He says she was sleeping, she said he was fucking another broad. I think we all know the truth on that one!
The resulting exchange went on for 1/2 hour or so, and we got the full story. The namecalling, especially from her, was hilarious. Stuff like:
"Why dont you get some bigger rims so you forget about your pencil cock!!!"
we were listening to make sure things didn't get out hand, yeah thats it. I had to hold myself from laughing the whole time.
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