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Old 12-05-2006, 09:28 AM   #1
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I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.



My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?










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Old 12-05-2006, 09:33 AM   #3
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this is a truly great story
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:36 AM   #5
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:38 AM   #6
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explain me the difference, why are you better then her ?
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:42 AM   #8
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explain me the difference, why are you better then her ?
allow me to clear up some confusion

thats not pipecrew, he posted what was found in some forum, the connection between pipecrew and that post was that he is from bangbros
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:43 AM   #9
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explain me the difference, why are you better then her ?
This is taken from another board, this is not my experience ;)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH fuck me, awesome story!
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:45 AM   #11
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explain me the difference, why are you better then her ?




Get ready for all the responses that think your half-sister does porn man.
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:48 AM   #12
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:49 AM   #13
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At first I just posted the link, but then I was like hmmm, dont feel like getting banned, so i copied the story, and it was too late to edit the page and format it all nice!!
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:51 AM   #14
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:54 AM   #15
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:54 AM   #16
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:56 AM   #17
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OMG what a story it's .... i have no comment!
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:59 AM   #18
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Glad you cleared it up. i thought you bailed on thanksgiving because your 1/2 sis did poorn and i was like "wow! double standard or what?" hehe

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That is hella great and messed up story all rolled into one
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I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.



My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?










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if this is true, (which it sounds like it is) that is a great shocking, horrific but fucking funny story! Iam still laughing! lol
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How many times have you wanked to her?
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i totally thought that was pipecrew till i read the comments below.

personally i don't see why it would be a problem that a sibling was a porn star.

it would be a little creepy though thinking you wacked off to your sister.
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Kacey is on the boards. ;) Id assume this could be verified.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/661068-pick-club-kacey-fansigns.html

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That's a helluva story.I have no idea how I would react if something like that happened.
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That would be a total head fuck... imagine realising you have been knocking one out over your own sister been gang fucked poor guy.
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Oh, shit, scared me haha .. DAMN man .. wtf? Hillarious though, thanks for sharing!
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Damn, I totally thought this was about you Pipecrew until I read the comments! I was like, your married, have kids?! Oh and I suppose I was shocked about the porn sister too. LOL. That is freaky and I can definitely see why that guy would be uncomfortable. Wacking it to your half-sister is definitely creepy!
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I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins........]

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Poor judgement on my part.....Nevermind.

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Damn, I totally thought this was about you Pipecrew until I read the comments! I was like, your married, have kids?!
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i find it soo hypicritial soo many people posting in this thread that work in porn think it's a bad thing she's a porn star - what the fuck are all you morons doing in this business? There is nothing wrong with that cute young babe fucking people on camera.

soo many of the sluts in the bar you see do it every night but you don't look down on them - man of them fuck more than pornstars and in MUCH higher risk situations for STDs.

the only thing i found creepy was that he may have been wacking off to the thought of fucking his sister
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Your story reminds "Shopoholik and Sister" plot by Kinssela
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This would be another great Madonna and Rupert Everett movie, don't you think?
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Someone shoot this thread to Kacey so she can get her cute little ass over here and either confirm or deny it. Either way this is funny as hell...but if it's true, it's that much funnier!
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This is the reply of the original poster about the whole situation. This is GOLD!!!

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OK, I just got off the phone with my mom. She isn't mad that I had to leave and said she understands how stressful this was for me to find out I have a sister that I didn't even know about. She says she understood that's why I left and according to her, she has been dreading this day for years. I guess she knew the whole time that my dad had an illigitamate daughter, but they never told my sister or I about it. My sister still lives nearby them, so I'll get ahold of her tomorrow and see how the whole thing went (my old sister is taking my new sister back to the airport tomorrow) so I'll let you guys know more detail tomorrow I guess. My mom DIDN'T mention anything about porn or anything like that so I can only assume they don't know.


Oh, and to the people saying I was judgemental, please understand I just found out that my parents have been keeping a secret sister from me for like 25 years and oh by the way she is not just some girl but someone you used to think about when you fucked your wife. Pardon me if the whole thing was a bit much to swallow. It just feels like I got hit with a hammer and I need some time to recover.
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Ok, just got off the phone with my old sister, she was all in a tizzy after takinging my new sister to the airport. Turns out my douchebag brother in law to be DID recognize her. Late last night my old sister, new sister, and bro inlaw to be were sitting around drinking wine (my parents were asleep at this point thank God), and this guy is a little tipsy and blurts out that he's seen her "work".

Aces.

Kacey denied it at first but I guess it was really no use. So I guess now my old sister and brother in law to be know the scoop. My old sister was pretty pissed because she said her fiance was joking around like, "Hey, maybe I could fuck your new sister? Keep it in the family, so that's cool, right?" To her credit, Kacey shut him down pretty hard and he got steamed but whatever, I mean fuck him anyway. I fucking hate that guy. I hope he gets shot while on duty.

Well anyway, my new sister is gone and my old sister and her fiance are fighting, my mom and dad are stressed out, I fucking had to leave I was so freaked out, and my wife still won't leave me alone about her videos. I wish she would just fucking drop it.

I hate Thanksgiving.
It's starting to sound fake now.
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lol that's some crazy shit. i thought the story was about pipecrew also until i read the other comments...
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:03 PM   #47
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that thread has over 500k views...

I would have thrown a link in there somehow
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:27 PM   #48
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that's some quality writing right there..
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:31 PM   #49
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Yeah I thought about it a bit more but now I think its made up.. Chances are somebody working for BangBros. Great marketing job
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:32 PM   #50
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that's so brutal.. thanks for posting it

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