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I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we're going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn't have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.

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My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn't really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn't want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don't know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don't really know what to do. Any advice?










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So owned
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this is a truly great story :)

LOL ... you couldn't make that shit up.

explain me the difference, why are you better then her ?

OMG, nasty !

allow me to clear up some confusion

thats not pipecrew, he posted what was found in some forum, the connection between pipecrew and that post was that he is from bangbros

This is taken from another board, this is not my experience ;)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH fuck me, awesome story!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Get ready for all the responses that think your half-sister does porn man.

Great story :D

At first I just posted the link, but then I was like hmmm, dont feel like getting banned, so i copied the story, and it was too late to edit the page and format it all nice!!

lol, gotcha later on

Thats fucked up.lol

OMFG..... Yanking it to your sis!

Ewww

OMG what a story it's .... i have no comment!

Glad you cleared it up. i thought you bailed on thanksgiving because your 1/2 sis did poorn and i was like "wow! double standard or what?" hehe

:1orglaugh

It's a small world after all...

That is hella great and messed up story all rolled into one :)

if this is true, (which it sounds like it is) that is a great shocking, horrific but fucking funny story! Iam still laughing! lol:thumbsup

Nice........

How many times have you wanked to her?

Real life beats fiction hands down :1orglaugh

Too funnyyyyy!!

wow that fucking sucks ass for him

i totally thought that was pipecrew till i read the comments below.

personally i don't see why it would be a problem that a sibling was a porn star.

it would be a little creepy though thinking you wacked off to your sister.

Kacey is on the boards. ;) Id assume this could be verified. :winkwink:

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http://www.clubkacey.com/fansigns/GFY_fansigns_112.jpg

That's a helluva story.I have no idea how I would react if something like that happened.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That would be a total head fuck... imagine realising you have been knocking one out over your own sister been gang fucked :1orglaugh :1orglaugh poor guy.

Oh, shit, scared me haha .. DAMN man .. wtf? Hillarious though, thanks for sharing!

it can happen to the best families lol ;-)

great story, laughed my ass off :)

Damn, I totally thought this was about you Pipecrew until I read the comments! I was like, your married, have kids?! Oh and I suppose I was shocked about the porn sister too. LOL. That is freaky and I can definitely see why that guy would be uncomfortable. Wacking it to your half-sister is definitely creepy!
WG

EDIT:


Poor judgement on my part.....Nevermind.

That's a lovely additional to the family. :)

yea, he did not strike me as the married type :)

i find it soo hypicritial soo many people posting in this thread that work in porn think it's a bad thing she's a porn star - what the fuck are all you morons doing in this business? There is nothing wrong with that cute young babe fucking people on camera.

soo many of the sluts in the bar you see do it every night but you don't look down on them - man of them fuck more than pornstars and in MUCH higher risk situations for STDs.

the only thing i found creepy was that he may have been wacking off to the thought of fucking his sister :2 cents:

hahahahaha fuckin A! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

lol great story

Your story reminds "Shopoholik and Sister" plot by Kinssela
Very interesting.

This would be another great Madonna and Rupert Everett movie, don't you think?

Someone shoot this thread to Kacey so she can get her cute little ass over here and either confirm or deny it. Either way this is funny as hell...but if it's true, it's that much funnier!

True.

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This is the reply of the original poster about the whole situation. This is GOLD!!!

More excerpts...

It's starting to sound fake now. :(

lol that's some crazy shit. i thought the story was about pipecrew also until i read the other comments...

that thread has over 500k views...

I would have thrown a link in there somehow :)

that's some quality writing right there..

Yeah I thought about it a bit more but now I think its made up.. Chances are somebody working for BangBros. Great marketing job :thumbsup

that's so brutal.. thanks for posting it :)

R