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Dirty Dane · 12-06-2006, 11:59 AM

£1m Clotto in costly misread

JUBILANT car salesman Steve Moseley went berserk and told his boss to stick his job ? after MISREADING a £1million scratchcard.

Ecstatic Steve, 36, DANCED on his desk, THREW all the money in his wallet at colleagues and sent a junior out for CHAMPAGNE thinking he had won a fortune.

He then phoned his girlfriend to tell her he had quit and was rushing off to buy an Aston Martin.

But 45 minutes later his celebrations were cruelly cut short when he phoned the National Lottery?s claim hotline ? and was told to take another look.

Shocked Steve saw he had mistaken a 16 for a 15 on his 24 Karat Gold scratchcard ? meaning he had NOT matched two 15kg ingots.

And instead of becoming an instant millionaire he was broke and jobless.

.. more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560240,00.html

XAKEP · 12-06-2006, 12:00 PM

Yes but he achieve freedom!!!

fervid.apps · 12-06-2006, 12:24 PM

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adultchica · 12-06-2006, 12:27 PM

OMG that is insane. I bet he's really embarrassed. I wonder if his girlfriend will stick around lol

lagwagon · 12-06-2006, 12:32 PM

HAHAH thats too bad

sharp · 12-06-2006, 12:33 PM

ouch! I think I'd blow my brains out.

Then again if I hit the lotto I wouldn't freak out. I'd stay calm and wouldn't buy anything liek an Aston Martin.

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needlive · 12-06-2006, 12:35 PM

I feel sad for the guy...

marcjacob · 12-06-2006, 12:37 PM

But he sold his story to the sun and made a few £££ out of it.

fuhkinglou · 12-06-2006, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astair

Then again if I hit the lotto I wouldn't freak out. I'd stay calm and wouldn't buy anything liek an Aston Martin.

Hell ya. I would be like... holy shit.. holy shit... okay.. make sure... okay.. wait it out... get the money.. THEN FREAK OUT... don't let anyone know... if they know I have a winner they might kill me for it... everyone is out to get me... how can I hide this from my wife...

Gabriel · 12-06-2006, 12:47 PM

Why does this sound like a script from "The Office"

LOL

pimplink · 12-06-2006, 01:10 PM

Wow. That was freedom for a while.

HeadPimp · 12-06-2006, 01:15 PM

lol... Man, there is a dude can't show his face in town again...

If I ever played and won serious money, NO ONE would know about it except the IRS.

BigCashCrew · 12-06-2006, 01:26 PM

haha he danced on his desk and everything.

u-Bob · 12-06-2006, 05:32 PM

ouch

12-06-2006, 11:59 AM	#1
Dirty Dane Sick Fuck Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: www Posts: 9,491	LMAO what a retard! £1m Clotto in costly misread JUBILANT car salesman Steve Moseley went berserk and told his boss to stick his job ? after MISREADING a £1million scratchcard. Ecstatic Steve, 36, DANCED on his desk, THREW all the money in his wallet at colleagues and sent a junior out for CHAMPAGNE thinking he had won a fortune. He then phoned his girlfriend to tell her he had quit and was rushing off to buy an Aston Martin. But 45 minutes later his celebrations were cruelly cut short when he phoned the National Lottery?s claim hotline ? and was told to take another look. Shocked Steve saw he had mistaken a 16 for a 15 on his 24 Karat Gold scratchcard ? meaning he had NOT matched two 15kg ingots. And instead of becoming an instant millionaire he was broke and jobless. .. more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560240,00.html

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