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Dirty Dane 12-06-2006 11:59 AM

LMAO what a retard!
 
£1m Clotto in costly misread

JUBILANT car salesman Steve Moseley went berserk and told his boss to stick his job ? after MISREADING a £1million scratchcard.

Ecstatic Steve, 36, DANCED on his desk, THREW all the money in his wallet at colleagues and sent a junior out for CHAMPAGNE thinking he had won a fortune.

He then phoned his girlfriend to tell her he had quit and was rushing off to buy an Aston Martin.

But 45 minutes later his celebrations were cruelly cut short when he phoned the National Lottery?s claim hotline ? and was told to take another look.

Shocked Steve saw he had mistaken a 16 for a 15 on his 24 Karat Gold scratchcard ? meaning he had NOT matched two 15kg ingots.

And instead of becoming an instant millionaire he was broke and jobless.

.. more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560240,00.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

XAKEP 12-06-2006 12:00 PM

Yes but he achieve freedom!!!

fervid.apps 12-06-2006 12:24 PM

haha thats great.

adultchica 12-06-2006 12:27 PM

OMG that is insane. I bet he's really embarrassed. I wonder if his girlfriend will stick around lol

lagwagon 12-06-2006 12:32 PM

HAHAH thats too bad

sharp 12-06-2006 12:33 PM

ouch! I think I'd blow my brains out.


Then again if I hit the lotto I wouldn't freak out. I'd stay calm and wouldn't buy anything liek an Aston Martin.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-06-2006 12:34 PM

$100 says he becomes a porn webmaster :2 cents:

needlive 12-06-2006 12:35 PM

I feel sad for the guy...

marcjacob 12-06-2006 12:37 PM

But he sold his story to the sun and made a few £££ out of it.

fuhkinglou 12-06-2006 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astair (Post 11472448)
Then again if I hit the lotto I wouldn't freak out. I'd stay calm and wouldn't buy anything liek an Aston Martin.

Hell ya. I would be like... holy shit.. holy shit... okay.. make sure... okay.. wait it out... get the money.. THEN FREAK OUT... don't let anyone know... if they know I have a winner they might kill me for it... everyone is out to get me... how can I hide this from my wife...

Gabriel 12-06-2006 12:47 PM

Why does this sound like a script from "The Office"

LOL

pimplink 12-06-2006 01:10 PM

Wow. That was freedom for a while.

HeadPimp 12-06-2006 01:15 PM

lol... Man, there is a dude can't show his face in town again...

If I ever played and won serious money, NO ONE would know about it except the IRS.

BigCashCrew 12-06-2006 01:26 PM

haha he danced on his desk and everything.

u-Bob 12-06-2006 05:32 PM

ouch :)


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