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LauraLee 12-05-2006 10:49 AM

Go with RobertD's suggestions. Short and sweet.

gimo33 12-05-2006 10:50 AM

damn...i got owned...

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 11461599)
Well either way if it was me I would nip that shit with the other guy anyway possible. Here she is living in your house making dates, nothing worse. I know you love her but unless she totally came clean and admitted her mistake you will never trust her again and all your energy and thoughts will be wondering what the hell she is up to now. I feel for ya.

I can give her one hint and tell her that I tried to phone her at work that night and she did not answer.... then wait till she admits her mistake... and if she does not.... GET THE HELL OUT, BITCH !

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dutchteencash kayla (Post 11461614)
more likely she will have this guys phone number and just call him to see why hes late....

The guy asked her for her phone number in the email, but she did not give it (she is always with me when her phone rings).... I can give him my number through her email... that would be funny !

rodney25 12-05-2006 10:54 AM

Where's the hang her using a telephone cord option?

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rodney25 (Post 11461651)
Where's the hang her using a telephone cord option?

wireless dude, everything is fucking wireless these days

gimo33 12-05-2006 10:57 AM

email the guy and tell him she can't make it, then go and meet your girlfriend just be sure to hire someone to videotape her reaction and post it here...

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11461682)
email the guy and tell him she can't make it, then go and meet your girlfriend just be sure to hire someone to videotape her reaction and post it here...

SWEET ! thats the fucking best idea ever !!!

gimo33 12-05-2006 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461697)
SWEET ! thats the fucking best idea ever !!!

:thumbsup

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11461159)
Just shoot her


I agree with Dre.

L-Pink 12-05-2006 11:01 AM

Remember ...

Her mouth might taste like another guys cock, or ass

Some guy has slobbered all over her titts

She may have a load in her pussy

The guy who just porked her might have nailed a needle-whore from Haiti last week

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461709)
I agree with Dre.

I don't, I wont shoot her, that will get me in jail AND its a waste, she is fucking hot...

SleazyDream 12-05-2006 11:03 AM

talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11461720)
Remember ...

Her mouth might taste like another guys cock, or ass

Some guy has slobbered all over her titts

She may have a load in her pussy

The guy who just porked her might have nailed a needle-whore from Haiti last week

thanks :Oh crap

gimo33 12-05-2006 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461722)
she is fucking hot...

we need some proof here.... :)

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11461731)
talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

Hey Scott ! how are you doing man ?!?
Thanks for the great advice, but yes, she is hiding it ! and I HATE that

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11461739)
we need some proof here.... :)

I will not post any pics YET

blink0 12-05-2006 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycho_x (Post 11461512)
I would just give the bitch her walking papers.

best advice here

L-Pink 12-05-2006 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461732)
thanks :Oh crap

I feel for you, I really do, but someone had to say it.

martinsc 12-05-2006 11:09 AM

just wait until the date...
during the date enter the place they meet and just look at her for about 10 seconds and walk away, don't say a word....
and then kick her out.

tehHinjew 12-05-2006 11:10 AM

o0o0o0 beter idea
hack his email and then make a gmail account or hotmail account, email her back and tell her you have a new email address but its all good... then meet up with her and surprise her

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461722)
I don't, I wont shoot her, that will get me in jail AND its a waste, she is fucking hot...


And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

drjones 12-05-2006 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11461731)
talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I'd have to agree with this one

Psycho_x 12-05-2006 11:14 AM

Act like you dont know anything. Then when she is one her knees blow your load across her face and tell her to get the fuck out.

SCtyger 12-05-2006 11:19 AM

1. keep bustin that shit up

2. go to the dinner get a table nearby.. so you can confirm that it's more than "just a friendly date" (which is still a BS excuse, because friendly dates are lunches.. dinner dates are booty dates). If you show up first w/o seeing them in the act, then she can deny the whole thing.. you're back to square one.

3. take pics.. hell, you can even use your phone cam, pretend you're talking on the phone and just snap away.

4. walk up to the table.. so you can enjoy the look on her face.

5. go home, box her shit up

6. post pics of them on GFY. post pics of the boxes on GFY

7. DTB.

this would hands down win the GFY post of the year lol.

CDSmith 12-05-2006 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461806)
And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

A little harsher tone that I'd have taken, but essentially you echo what I've been thinking since first reading this thread.

Dead nuts on with the kick her to the curb advice in fact. I'd have the locks changed while she's out and when she came home she'd find all her shit waiting for her outside the door, clothes, makeup, stuffed fucking animals.... everything.

Next.

_Richard_ 12-05-2006 11:24 AM

You have a lot of advice.. but her emails? You read her emails? This obviously is a strange thing to do, not to say i haven't done it. But i know what else was up at the time.. so on

R

RRRED 12-05-2006 11:25 AM

You should tell her you have a sudden business trip and go as far as have her take you to the airport... then she's got her date that night and is all careless cuz she thinks there's no way you'd be home.

A) Plant a camera in your bedroom. It's legal to do if it's YOUR bedroom. That'll be nice not to get arrested after you send the tape of her having sex with some other guys to every single person in her family and social circle for Christmas.

OR'

B) Just walk in the bedroom with a pair of scissors while they're having sex, act like you don't even notice it, and go straight to the closet and start calmly cutting up her clothes.

Dveron 12-05-2006 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho_x (Post 11461819)
Act like you dont know anything. Then when she is one her knees blow your load across her face and tell her to get the fuck out.

Only on GFY

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11461928)
A little harsher tone that I'd have taken, but essentially you echo what I've been thinking since first reading this thread.

Dead nuts on with the kick her to the curb advice in fact. I'd have the locks changed while she's out and when she came home she'd find all her shit waiting for her outside the door, clothes, makeup, stuffed fucking animals.... everything.

Next.



EXACTLY. :thumbsup

And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

escorpio 12-05-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461806)
And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

Aaron - Be gentle. He's obviously young and still learning.

NyLoS - Listen to Aaron. All the "she likes to fuck, she cooks, etc." doesn't matter. She's a lying cunt looking for the bigger and better deal and as soon as she finds it you will be history.

escorpio 12-05-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461985)
And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Word. I'm not going to the fucking liquor store and begging for boxes so some bitch has an easier time moving. I might throw her clothes in some Hefty bags, if I happen to have any around. And then I'd piss in them.

polle54 12-05-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 11461507)
Send an email to the guy (acting like you are her) and tell him 'sorry can't make it, something better came along', then change the locks when she goes to meet him. She'll come back after thinking she's been stood up, realizing how great you are only to find the locks changed. She'll not only have nobody at this point but you'll also get to keep all her shit.

Absolutely beautiful solution :)

CDSmith 12-05-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461985)
EXACTLY. :thumbsup

And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

Boxes? I said nothing about no steenking boxes. :1orglaugh

Maybe a green garbage bag, more for my convenience than hers, and certainly appropriate. :D

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11462047)
Boxes? I said nothing about no steenking boxes. :1orglaugh

Maybe a green garbage bag, more for my convenience than hers, and certainly appropriate. :D


The boxes thing was in response to other people's suggestions.

escorpio had a nice idea with the hefty bags and piss.

NinjaSteve 12-05-2006 11:36 AM

I would call the TV Show 'Cheaters' and bust her ass! Hellz yeah!

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCtyger (Post 11461881)
1. keep bustin that shit up

2. go to the dinner get a table nearby.. so you can confirm that it's more than "just a friendly date" (which is still a BS excuse, because friendly dates are lunches.. dinner dates are booty dates). If you show up first w/o seeing them in the act, then she can deny the whole thing.. you're back to square one.

3. take pics.. hell, you can even use your phone cam, pretend you're talking on the phone and just snap away.

4. walk up to the table.. so you can enjoy the look on her face.

5. go home, box her shit up

6. post pics of them on GFY. post pics of the boxes on GFY

7. DTB.

this would hands down win the GFY post of the year lol.

Good idea, might go with this one !

CDSmith 12-05-2006 11:40 AM

I like RRRED's suggestions as well.

The woman's perspective... very appealing. :thumbsup

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 11461930)
You have a lot of advice.. but her emails? You read her emails? This obviously is a strange thing to do, not to say i haven't done it. But i know what else was up at the time.. so on

R

I have alreay explained why I felt like checking it, she was checking her email when I was sitting next to her, when she saw the message of this guy she clicked the entire window away asap... I asked why and we had a fight

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11461945)
You should tell her you have a sudden business trip and go as far as have her take you to the airport... then she's got her date that night and is all careless cuz she thinks there's no way you'd be home.

A) Plant a camera in your bedroom. It's legal to do if it's YOUR bedroom. That'll be nice not to get arrested after you send the tape of her having sex with some other guys to every single person in her family and social circle for Christmas.

OR'

B) Just walk in the bedroom with a pair of scissors while they're having sex, act like you don't even notice it, and go straight to the closet and start calmly cutting up her clothes.

the date will be near to his home and he is single

Ross 12-05-2006 11:43 AM

So you know its DEFO a date? The other guy probably doesn't know she has a boyfriend so if you kick his ass then its kinda unfair but could be a lot of fun.

Just confront her see what she says

L-Pink 12-05-2006 11:48 AM

Whatever you do make a point to ...

Be very calm, collected

Remember SHE is the loser here

Be above anything petty

A 911 call from a distraught female can ruin your life

When talking to friends don't refer to her as "that lying, cheating two faced cunt" ... Being above it all will impress mutual friends which could lead to more women. Maybe one of her girlfriends, and what could be better at this time than fucking one of her friends ... :2 cents:

BlackCrayon 12-05-2006 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dutchteencash kayla (Post 11461526)
well i would suggest talking rationally with her. it looks bad that you never trusted her in the first place though. but whats done is done. just break it off before either of you cheat. DONT DONT DONT cheat on her or try to get even with her bc it will only cause doubt in yourself later. ya dig??

trust is a joke. its impossible to trust anyone in this day and age. if you trust people, its only a matter of time before you get fucked. its a cynical view, sure but one that proves true time and time again.

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11462218)
Whatever you do make a point to ...

Be very calm, collected

Remember SHE is the loser here

Be above anything petty

A 911 call from a distraught female can ruin your life

When talking to friends don't refer to her as "that lying, cheating two faced cunt" ... Being above it all will impress mutual friends which could lead to more women. Maybe one of her girlfriends, and what could be better at this time than fucking one of her friends ... :2 cents:

nice, fucking one of her friends.... cheers !

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 11462239)
trust is a joke. its impossible to trust anyone in this day and age. if you trust people, its only a matter of time before you get fucked. its a cynical view, sure but one that proves true time and time again.

damnit I don't want to know ....

xlogger 12-05-2006 11:54 AM

d. Dump her right away.

Other things will just create drama.

TG Rebecca 12-05-2006 11:56 AM

whatever you do, don't do b! it is not the other guys fault if your girlfriend is being unfaithful, it is 100% her fault. you can hate him all you want.. but don't take it out on him. :)

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG Rebecca (Post 11462292)
whatever you do, don't do b! it is not the other guys fault if your girlfriend is being unfaithful, it is 100% her fault. you can hate him all you want.. but don't take it out on him. :)

thats right, but it would make ME feel better

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11462313)
thats right, but it would make ME feel better

What if he beats your ass?

NyLoS 12-05-2006 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11462328)
What if he beats your ass?

he won't even know whats going on before he is knocked out


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