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![]() I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from school, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my Honda which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my accord that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? I just don't know what to do. Please help. Rust can be a bad thing. |
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not remotely funny there HAAS
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#4 |
Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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what the fuck, lol
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That's hilarious.
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Well, take it to the dealer, always good deals there
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#7 |
Now with more Jayne
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well this will be a reading test
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LOL... best thing I've read all morning!
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I heard this one with a Harley instead, but still a classic.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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loooooooooooooool
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Ok, that's pretty cool.
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you hit me good :D
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Outside looking in.
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i think u need to trade the honda in
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I'd apply some petroleum jelly liberally, then I'd take a grinder to 'er just to finish off the job. lol
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If your so concerned about "the Body" and getting it "Repaired" then maybe your better off to just move on ... and get a fresh new model to break in.
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What an end for a beautiful story..
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#17 |
Show Yer Tits!
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LOL, man didn't see that coming...
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So the question was not about your girlfriend?
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![]() nice one... i bet many gfyers will just reply with "dump that bitch" haha
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roflllllllllllll !!
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Hire cheaters!
http://www.Cheaters.com A buddy of mine was on that show! He straight busted his girl...cheating with his brother!
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dump the car and sell the bitch
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Just tell her you've been cheating on her and she'll admit the whole thing just to 'get even'. Then tell her you were kidding.
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It's been posted in different variations quite a few times already, though it's pretty funny.
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old but good
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nice one haha
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Naval Jelly might do the trick
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your best bet is to have the girlfriend take it to a body shop.. maybe she can 'work' a deal with the mechanic
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lol funny shit
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What part of the story is true? LOL
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lmao, that was pretty fucking funny. Just let it rust, maybe it'll fix itself using hydrofixilithium. Or not.
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I know how hurtfull that can be. And I totally understand the pain your going through.I Myself reciently found rust in the wheel arch of my daily driver.My suggestion would be to trade it in.Letting go can always be difficult but in the long run you'll be better off.
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bahahahahahahahahahahaha
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lol i bet that whore can sure do alot!
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I need a beer
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Better get Maaco and go fuck her dad
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That was hilarious LOL Take it to the shop.
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What a waste of my time this was.
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cool story
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HAHAH
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CTB made the same post about a week ago . . . you should try waiting a little longer
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