What's the best way to get rid of a 1 night stand who keeps calling for more? - GoFuckYourself.com

Marcus · 07-17-2002, 03:48 PM

How do you get rid of a past one nighter who is acting like a clinging vine of emotional need when all you wanted was some quick meaningless sex?

How do you do it without sounding like an asshole? I'm thinking of just showing up for a second one but pick my nose a lot or dont shower before or something rude.

Since youre all masters of sex I figure the answer would be here.

boneprone · 07-17-2002, 03:50 PM

tell her parents, or wait till she has to go back to school in september

some_idiot · 07-17-2002, 03:51 PM

You let her know where you lived?

Have another go at her, when you're done slap her
ass and tell her bus fare is under the pile of dirty dishes.
She should get the idea.

digi · 07-17-2002, 03:52 PM

play along and get more meaningless sex

InsaneMidget · 07-17-2002, 03:52 PM

set her up with one of your friends, or bring up the idea to her and she'll get the point.

BlackRain · 07-17-2002, 03:55 PM

Tell him that you never meant to hurt his feelings and lead him on.

Cheshire · 07-17-2002, 03:56 PM

Be upfront and honest, like you should have been from the start. She may be hurt, but it will be less painful than getting brushed off.

twistyneck · 07-17-2002, 03:57 PM

Tell her that she's too easy and that you don't care to date sluts.

BlackRain · 07-17-2002, 03:59 PM

Say, "Look sis, mom is going to get really pissed when she hears about this. We should really break it off".

This only works in West Virginia.

Mav-rick · 07-17-2002, 04:02 PM

Tell her it was great, but her sister was better.

hahmike · 07-17-2002, 04:13 PM

marcus, i'll take her off your hands as long as she is a non smoker under 250lbs...

give me a call bro.

Marcus · 07-17-2002, 04:19 PM

I think my BO idea will work best.
Nothing says "stay away" like BO.

jimmyf · 07-17-2002, 04:24 PM

Go get some of those white Med. gloves a BIG bottle of Lube. Set on the coffee table and invite her over.. Then tell her you are in to Ass Fisting. Now if she says OK... After you Ass Fist her come back and post here. We'll try something else. Next question?

Eric · 07-17-2002, 04:26 PM

Just tell her that you are not looking for anything serious right now.

Ted · 07-17-2002, 04:27 PM

Tell her you've asked some friends to pick her up for your next date and send around the bangbus boys

Marcus · 07-17-2002, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
Go get some of those white Med. gloves a BIG bottle of Lube. Set on the coffee table and invite her over.. Then tell her you are in to Ass Fisting. Now if she says OK... After you Ass Fist her come back and post here. We'll try something else. Next question?

I could never do that. What if I felt a log in there?

http · 07-17-2002, 04:44 PM

I wish I had your problems

UnseenWorld · 07-17-2002, 04:52 PM

Just be straight with her that you aren't interested in riding off into the sunset with her, but if she wants to continue to have sex with you it's fine, but the minute she becomes annoying, poof!, she'll be gone like a fart in a firestorm.

HS-Trixxxia · 07-17-2002, 04:56 PM

Ok, go see her sit her down....but tell her the truth, you think she's beautiful, you are attracted to her and all but you don't want to get emotionally attached right now. You have alot of things that you should be concentrating on and a relationship requires time and attention that you can't give at this time.

Point finale... She shouldn't be offended and will still think you're responsible.

nocostporn · 07-17-2002, 04:56 PM

if she didn't know where you live well then there would be no reason to drop her ... guys don't drop chicks,WHATS WRONG WITH YOU...
whatever you do,do it niiice and easy and keep her in the black book,never know when you will get lonely...

http · 07-17-2002, 04:56 PM

ALL women want the sunset thing, and not (just) the sex, or...?

TheFLY · 07-17-2002, 05:02 PM

Just use these two words...

"UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS"

hyper · 07-17-2002, 05:04 PM

tell her she better go to the doctor and have herself checked
that will get rid of her

gothweb · 07-17-2002, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
How do you do it without sounding like an asshole?

Crazy thought... you're having one-night stands... maybe you are an asshole. At the very least, you should have made it clear off the bat that it was just one night of sex. Using people = not cool.

shanet12 · 07-17-2002, 05:47 PM

fuck her one more time, film it, post the pics here, then tell her you did.

Gutterboy · 07-17-2002, 05:54 PM

Gawd, just be honest.

Tell her you are interested in having someone to fool around with casually, but not a relationship. Assuming you are interested in more casual sex with her, you win either way.

This is assuming that you were honest to begin with and didn't use any sort of indication that you were interested in a relationship to get her in the sack. If that is the case, then: Made.. bed.. lie

jimmy3way · 07-17-2002, 05:57 PM

Well if she's not a slut you need to call her up, tap her again, wait till she falls alseep, then give her a nice sleepytime facial.

Trolleater · 07-17-2002, 06:04 PM

Ignore her....

Or just let her know you're too busy for anything serious....most likely if the sex was worth while she'll want to be friends and you'll keep fucking...

No matter what you're gonna have to end up ignoring her eventually or tell her get lost....cause after awhile she'll want more than casual sex.

Good Luck.

Gramma · 07-17-2002, 06:18 PM

Call Jerry Springer - tell them you're in love with .. hmm.. well, a Japanese sumo wrestler -- - and you need to break the news to this girl that you're no longer available, as you're going to have a sex change operation and move to Japan.

07-17-2002, 07:49 PM

Tell her you get off on defecating on people. If she doesn't let you shit on her boobs, then tell you could never be in a serious relationship with someone that isn't into poop sex.

If she goes for it, well then maybe she's a keeper.

kmanrox · 07-17-2002, 07:52 PM

post her pics on your TGP with her phone number and address?

chodadog · 07-17-2002, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

Crazy thought... you're having one-night stands... maybe you are an asshole. At the very least, you should have made it clear off the bat that it was just one night of sex. Using people = not cool.

<font size=1>I agree.
But back to Marcus.. In future, don't give her your phone number? Your address.. anything!</font>

The Craze · 07-17-2002, 07:56 PM

Forced deep throat should do it. Just a suggestion.

kmanrox · 07-17-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Tell her you get off on defecating on people. If she doesn't let you shit on her boobs, then tell you could never be in a serious relationship with someone that isn't into poop sex.

If she goes for it, well then maybe she's a keeper.

hold up... whats wrong with getting off on defecating on ppl??

darksoft · 07-17-2002, 08:24 PM

Send her to me... I can guarantee she won't bother either of us anymore... I never seem to have the problem you do...

AdultWire · 07-17-2002, 08:42 PM

Meh.. it's no more important, IMHO, to make it clear that you're having a one night stand than it is for her to make it clear that she's going to follow you around like a puppy without a master.

Kimmykim · 07-17-2002, 08:46 PM

Oh just change your number and be done with it.

AdultWire · 07-17-2002, 08:49 PM

Nono.. get a restraining order.. it's more fun.

J.R. · 07-17-2002, 09:04 PM

Do What J Reaka always does..

Tell her your gay and your were just testing
the water to see if it's the same!

mjrools23 · 07-17-2002, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shanet12
fuck her one more time, film it, post the pics here, then tell her you did.

lol i like this one

hahmike · 07-17-2002, 09:34 PM

i already offered to take her off your hands marcus...

give me a fuckin' call!

Shady · 07-17-2002, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Tell her it was great, but her sister was better.

or tell her it was great, but her mother was even better that her and her sister.

Paul Markham · 07-17-2002, 11:24 PM

Ask her if she fancies a threesome with your wife.

07-17-2002, 03:48 PM	#1
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	What's the best way to get rid of a 1 night stand who keeps calling for more? How do you get rid of a past one nighter who is acting like a clinging vine of emotional need when all you wanted was some quick meaningless sex? How do you do it without sounding like an asshole? I'm thinking of just showing up for a second one but pick my nose a lot or dont shower before or something rude. Since youre all masters of sex I figure the answer would be here.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	tell her parents, or wait till she has to go back to school in september __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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digi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ON, Canada Posts: 1,314	play along and get more meaningless sex __________________

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BlackRain Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 110	Tell him that you never meant to hurt his feelings and lead him on. Last edited by BlackRain; 07-17-2002 at 03:56 PM..

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Be upfront and honest, like you should have been from the start. She may be hurt, but it will be less painful than getting brushed off. Last edited by Cheshire; 07-17-2002 at 04:53 PM..

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some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	You let her know where you lived? Have another go at her, when you're done slap her ass and tell her bus fare is under the pile of dirty dishes. She should get the idea.

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InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	set her up with one of your friends, or bring up the idea to her and she'll get the point.

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Tell her that she's too easy and that you don't care to date sluts.

07-17-2002, 03:59 PM	#9
BlackRain Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 110	Say, "Look sis, mom is going to get really pissed when she hears about this. We should really break it off". This only works in West Virginia.

07-17-2002, 04:02 PM	#10
Mav-rick Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 22	Tell her it was great, but her sister was better.

07-17-2002, 04:13 PM	#11
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	marcus, i'll take her off your hands as long as she is a non smoker under 250lbs... give me a call bro.

07-17-2002, 04:19 PM	#12
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	I think my BO idea will work best. Nothing says "stay away" like BO.

07-17-2002, 04:24 PM	#13
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Go get some of those white Med. gloves a BIG bottle of Lube. Set on the coffee table and invite her over.. Then tell her you are in to Ass Fisting. Now if she says OK... After you Ass Fist her come back and post here. We'll try something else. Next question? __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

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Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Just tell her that you are not looking for anything serious right now. __________________ No One

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Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	Tell her you've asked some friends to pick her up for your next date and send around the bangbus boys

07-17-2002, 04:44 PM	#17
http Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,811	I wish I had your problems

07-17-2002, 04:52 PM	#18
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Just be straight with her that you aren't interested in riding off into the sunset with her, but if she wants to continue to have sex with you it's fine, but the minute she becomes annoying, poof!, she'll be gone like a fart in a firestorm. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Ok, go see her sit her down....but tell her the truth, you think she's beautiful, you are attracted to her and all but you don't want to get emotionally attached right now. You have alot of things that you should be concentrating on and a relationship requires time and attention that you can't give at this time. Point finale... She shouldn't be offended and will still think you're responsible.

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Just use these two words... "UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS"

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	tell her she better go to the doctor and have herself checked that will get rid of her __________________

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shanet12 Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 41	fuck her one more time, film it, post the pics here, then tell her you did. __________________ <a href="http://www.hsisoft.com" target="_new"><font color="red" size=2><b>code whores</b></font></a> - will code for money. ICQ 163570684

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Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Gawd, just be honest. Tell her you are interested in having someone to fool around with casually, but not a relationship. Assuming you are interested in more casual sex with her, you win either way. This is assuming that you were honest to begin with and didn't use any sort of indication that you were interested in a relationship to get her in the sack. If that is the case, then: Made.. bed.. lie Last edited by Gutterboy; 07-17-2002 at 05:57 PM..

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	Well if she's not a slut you need to call her up, tap her again, wait till she falls alseep, then give her a nice sleepytime facial. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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Trolleater Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,441	Ignore her.... Or just let her know you're too busy for anything serious....most likely if the sex was worth while she'll want to be friends and you'll keep fucking... No matter what you're gonna have to end up ignoring her eventually or tell her get lost....cause after awhile she'll want more than casual sex. Good Luck.

07-17-2002, 06:18 PM	#29
Gramma Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 402	Call Jerry Springer - tell them you're in love with .. hmm.. well, a Japanese sumo wrestler -- - and you need to break the news to this girl that you're no longer available, as you're going to have a sex change operation and move to Japan. __________________ gramma at ix.netcom.com

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Tell her you get off on defecating on people. If she doesn't let you shit on her boobs, then tell you could never be in a serious relationship with someone that isn't into poop sex. If she goes for it, well then maybe she's a keeper.

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The Craze Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 192.155.181.3 Posts: 119	Forced deep throat should do it. Just a suggestion. __________________ The Craze I'm just here drinking beer

07-17-2002, 08:24 PM	#35
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Send her to me... I can guarantee she won't bother either of us anymore... I never seem to have the problem you do...

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AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Meh.. it's no more important, IMHO, to make it clear that you're having a one night stand than it is for her to make it clear that she's going to follow you around like a puppy without a master. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Oh just change your number and be done with it.

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J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	Do What J Reaka always does.. Tell her your gay and your were just testing the water to see if it's the same!

07-17-2002, 09:34 PM	#41
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	i already offered to take her off your hands marcus... give me a fuckin' call!