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CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2006, 05:30 PM

So I am taking the plunge.

Snip snip, tie tie.

Ouch.

What painful memories do I have to look forward to ?

Any experiences? Good or bad.

Dirty F · 12-04-2006, 05:30 PM

Spunky · 12-04-2006, 05:31 PM

My buddy had his balls swell to the size of grapefruits and he couldn't sit down for a week

SleazyDream · 12-04-2006, 05:43 PM

Outch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CaptainHowdy · 12-04-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

My buddy had his balls swell to the size of grapefruits and he couldn't sit down for a week

Beats having kids any day of the week...

Daruma · 12-04-2006, 05:53 PM

ask RRRED - her other half just did it last week

SleazyDream · 12-04-2006, 05:55 PM

most people tell me it's a good thing so long as you don't want any (more) kids

Wiggles · 12-04-2006, 06:04 PM

my friend said he almost passed out from the pain.

stickyfingerz · 12-04-2006, 06:06 PM

Thinking about it after our baby that is due is born. I dunno I always worry about the "what if" thing. Im still pretty young at 33.

RobbieRye · 12-04-2006, 06:09 PM

As long as you don't use it as an excuse to go bareback in questionable but worth the risk situations... you'll be fine

shekinah · 12-04-2006, 06:41 PM

Vasectomy is good for men who doesn't want to have babies

and good news, they can hit anyone without a worry

marketsmart · 12-04-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

my friend said he almost passed out from the pain.

damn...

TampaToker · 12-04-2006, 06:52 PM

no frigin way not for me i will pass

Jace · 12-04-2006, 06:59 PM

I had it done, it was nothing at all

there is a little pain after, and if you don't rest for the two days they recommend you will swell, and swell BIG

other than that it was the best decision I have made

SteveLightspeed · 12-04-2006, 07:04 PM

Everyone loves to scare you with horror stories. I had mine done, very little pain (i'm the master of medication)... and I was back in the saddle within three days.

Steve Lightspeed

pornguy · 12-04-2006, 07:07 PM

I am going to have mine done as well. He had our one baby, and thats that. Now to find the time.

clickhappy · 12-04-2006, 07:12 PM

Why did you guys get it done?
To prevent testicular cancer?

Peaches · 12-04-2006, 07:12 PM

Remember, you can still get someone pregnant up to 30 days after the operation. Make sure all your swimmers have drowned before taking off the rubber

SteveLightspeed · 12-04-2006, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

Why did you guys get it done?
To prevent testicular cancer?

I have two children --- the world doesn't need more "Little Lightspeeds"

Peaches · 12-04-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

Why did you guys get it done?
To prevent testicular cancer?

Better to keep someone from pin pricking a condom and saying "Ooops! Now you owe me money for the next 18 years".

Jace · 12-04-2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Remember, you can still get someone pregnant up to 30 days after the operation. Make sure all your swimmers have drowned before taking off the rubber

yeah, the doc basically told me to jerk off a bunch of times, haha

SteveLightspeed · 12-04-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

yeah, the doc basically told me to jerk off a bunch of times, haha

He said to come back after my 20th ejaculation to be tested.

I thought it would have been hilarious to be standing in front of his office the very next morning, saying "All 20 are done! I thought you'd never get here!!"

Jace · 12-04-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

He said to come back after my 20th ejaculation to be tested.

I thought it would have been hilarious to be standing in front of his office the very next morning, saying "All 20 are done! I thought you'd never get here!!"

OMFG

hahahaha, that would have rocked

I need to go back in for my yearly.....they say it can sometimes grow back, and while it is rare, it does happen

always good to them boys tested

mrthumbs · 12-04-2006, 07:35 PM

i love how you all refer to it as "i have mine done" hahaha

mrthumbs · 12-04-2006, 07:36 PM

anyway.. vasectomy should be a mandatory thing for most of you assclowns

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-04-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

So I am taking the plunge.

Snip snip, tie tie.

Ouch.

What painful memories do I have to look forward to ?

Any experiences? Good or bad.

no freakin way sweetie pie!!! You are doing Australia a disservice by not passing on your fantastic genes to replace the one and only you! I know you have kids that you consider your own, I get that. BUT, there MUST be a little one with your DNA. Go ahead, knock me up. I'll take one for the team! Think your new gf would mind?

RRRED · 12-04-2006, 07:55 PM

Lindsay!! My boyfriend had it done last friday! He's doing great. Here's more on it... by the second day he was all into the sex even. Crazy...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=682571

Here was his before thoughts on the subject in the blog... http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?p=19

Calico Jack · 12-04-2006, 07:55 PM

I had mine a little over 2 years ago. I have to honestly say it was incredibly painful. Had mine under a general and went home that day...the next day my nuts were 3 times the size, couldn't sit, stand or lay down without then aching even with the pain medication.
It took 2 weeks for the swelling to subside and about a month before I was truly pain free.
On the other hand, I know other's who've had a little discomfort then they were back to normal, so I guess every person is different.

quantum-x · 12-04-2006, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

no freakin way sweetie pie!!! You are doing Australia a disservice by not passing on your fantastic genes to replace the one and only you! I know you have kids that you consider your own, I get that. BUT, there MUST be a little one with your DNA. Go ahead, knock me up. I'll take one for the team! Think your new gf would mind?

clickhappy · 12-04-2006, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I have two children --- the world doesn't need more "Little Lightspeeds"

So is it like a floppy deflated sack there?
Is the sack still there or are you smooth down there and its all taken out?

OG LennyT · 12-04-2006, 07:58 PM

I got it done when I decided to 'retire' from the reproduction game.

The pain was minimal, they use a local anasthetic.

Make sure you are off your feet at least 2-3 days.

I would recommend vasectomy to anyone.

clickhappy · 12-04-2006, 07:59 PM

so you cum and nothing cums out?
Do you cum inside yourself?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

anyway.. vasectomy should be a mandatory thing for most of you assclowns

OG LennyT · 12-04-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

So is it like a floppy deflated sack there?
Is the sack still there or are you smooth down there and its all taken out?

Everything is the same. The Doc burns a break in the tubes that bring sperm from your testes out the peehole.

You still bust a good nut but the reproductive guys can't come out anymore.

Drake · 12-04-2006, 08:03 PM

Yikes!!!!

clickhappy · 12-04-2006, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT

Everything is the same. The Doc burns a break in the tubes that bring sperm from your testes out the peehole.

You still bust a good nut but the reproductive guys can't come out anymore.

Oh I thought they cut your balls off. nevermind then

Jace · 12-04-2006, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

so you cum and nothing cums out?
Do you cum inside yourself?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

semen and sperm are two different things

RRRED · 12-04-2006, 09:21 PM

http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?cat=3 Here, Doug just updated with how things are going on day 4.

CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2006, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

My buddy had his balls swell to the size of grapefruits and he couldn't sit down for a week

OK, I have heard that before, dammit !!!

The doctor doing mine has done 22000 vasectomies since 1972.

Hoping he has a clue I am.

blackhatter · 12-04-2006, 09:44 PM

hah I had it done, it doesnt hurt that bad, its just the mental idea of it. Also dont drink any beer for a long long time. That is when you will almost pass out from the pain. : X

CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2006, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

no freakin way sweetie pie!!! You are doing Australia a disservice by not passing on your fantastic genes to replace the one and only you! I know you have kids that you consider your own, I get that. BUT, there MUST be a little one with your DNA. Go ahead, knock me up. I'll take one for the team! Think your new gf would mind?

Jules....

The world having had one of me is enough ;-)

As much as I am awfully appreciative of the offer, Mellanie would not only give me the vasectomy personally, she would remove the entire nutsack, testicles and penis just for good measure !!!

As an aside, my non-biological daughter Maddy-Lee, is now referring to "Her father Lindsay getting desexed, you know, like the dog is"

CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?cat=3 Here, Doug just updated with how things are going on day 4.

Awesome Red !!!!

Thanks babe, and thank the other half ... knowledge is power.

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-04-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Jules....

The world having had one of me is enough ;-)

As much as I am awfully appreciative of the offer, Mellanie would not only give me the vasectomy personally, she would remove the entire nutsack, testicles and penis just for good measure !!!

As an aside, my non-biological daughter Maddy-Lee, is now referring to "Her father Lindsay getting desexed, you know, like the dog is"

just doin my part to keep the bloodline goin! I guess they really did "break the mold" after you were created! Um, if your girl reads this, she knows I'm jus playn right?

Jace · 12-04-2006, 10:30 PM

CuriousToyBoy, the main thing to remember is stay as immobile as possible for at least 2 days

I made a mistake and after about 24 hours I had to take a road trip...between the car and moving around so much I had HUGE balls that were so uncomfortable and painful

stay still and relax

CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

just doin my part to keep the bloodline goin! I guess they really did "break the mold" after you were created! Um, if your girl reads this, she knows I'm jus playn right?

.

To be my girl she KNOWS what time it is babe - I could not be with anyone who did not

I am sure that there HAVE to be some little montrosities around that carry the CuriousToyBoy genome already .....

Raven is of the opinion that I have single handedly changed the genetic profile of the Pulyallup and surrounds after my many visits there.

CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2006, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

CuriousToyBoy, the main thing to remember is stay as immobile as possible for at least 2 days

I made a mistake and after about 24 hours I had to take a road trip...between the car and moving around so much I had HUGE balls that were so uncomfortable and painful

stay still and relax

Seems to be the modicum of good advice mate - thanks !

I might just be watching cable, posting on GFY and sitting on a big bag of ice.

Jace · 12-04-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Seems to be the modicum of good advice mate - thanks !

I might just be watching cable, posting on GFY and sitting on a big bag of ice.

haha, yeah, ice was definitely my friends those few days

get some of those athletes ice packs and rotate them, they works great, and they are flat, unlike a bag of ice which is lumpy and something you don't want during that time

NETbilling · 12-04-2006, 11:18 PM

I did it about 3 months ago. It hurt very badly for a few days and then moderate pain for about a week thereafter. I have 3 kids whcihich was enough for me. Good luck.

Mitch

OzMan · 12-04-2006, 11:22 PM

I've always wondered on the plumbing aspect...where do all the little guys go? Are they swimming around other places in your body 'til they die or why don't they get backed up and make your balls explode?

NETbilling · 12-04-2006, 11:25 PM

50 nutz a shrinkin'

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	I had it done, it was nothing at all there is a little pain after, and if you don't rest for the two days they recommend you will swell, and swell BIG other than that it was the best decision I have made

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Everyone loves to scare you with horror stories. I had mine done, very little pain (i'm the master of medication)... and I was back in the saddle within three days. Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	Why did you guys get it done? To prevent testicular cancer?

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Remember, you can still get someone pregnant up to 30 days after the operation. Make sure all your swimmers have drowned before taking off the rubber

12-04-2006, 07:35 PM	#24
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	i love how you all refer to it as "i have mine done" hahaha

12-04-2006, 07:36 PM	#25
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	anyway.. vasectomy should be a mandatory thing for most of you assclowns

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Lindsay!! My boyfriend had it done last friday! He's doing great. Here's more on it... by the second day he was all into the sex even. Crazy... http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=682571 Here was his before thoughts on the subject in the blog... http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?p=19

12-04-2006, 07:55 PM	#28
Calico Jack Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,051	I had mine a little over 2 years ago. I have to honestly say it was incredibly painful. Had mine under a general and went home that day...the next day my nuts were 3 times the size, couldn't sit, stand or lay down without then aching even with the pain medication. It took 2 weeks for the swelling to subside and about a month before I was truly pain free. On the other hand, I know other's who've had a little discomfort then they were back to normal, so I guess every person is different.

12-04-2006, 07:58 PM	#31
OG LennyT Wall Street Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 14,345	I got it done when I decided to 'retire' from the reproduction game. The pain was minimal, they use a local anasthetic. Make sure you are off your feet at least 2-3 days. I would recommend vasectomy to anyone. __________________ Tradeking - my online broker \| 4.95 a trade \| make real $$

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clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	so you cum and nothing cums out? Do you cum inside yourself? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Yikes!!!!

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?cat=3 Here, Doug just updated with how things are going on day 4.

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blackhatter So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 268	hah I had it done, it doesnt hurt that bad, its just the mental idea of it. Also dont drink any beer for a long long time. That is when you will almost pass out from the pain. : X

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	CuriousToyBoy, the main thing to remember is stay as immobile as possible for at least 2 days I made a mistake and after about 24 hours I had to take a road trip...between the car and moving around so much I had HUGE balls that were so uncomfortable and painful stay still and relax

12-04-2006, 11:18 PM	#48
NETbilling Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Posts: 8,584	I did it about 3 months ago. It hurt very badly for a few days and then moderate pain for about a week thereafter. I have 3 kids whcihich was enough for me. Good luck. Mitch __________________ Mitch Farber CEO - NETbilling, Inc. Email / Phone: 888-357-8166 / 661-252-2456 Transaction processing & 24/7 call center services with exceptional rates and flexibility, since 1998!

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OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	I've always wondered on the plumbing aspect...where do all the little guys go? Are they swimming around other places in your body 'til they die or why don't they get backed up and make your balls explode?

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NETbilling Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Posts: 8,584	50 nutz a shrinkin' __________________ Mitch Farber CEO - NETbilling, Inc. Email / Phone: 888-357-8166 / 661-252-2456 Transaction processing & 24/7 call center services with exceptional rates and flexibility, since 1998!