Vasectomy.
 

So I am taking the plunge.

Snip snip, tie tie.

Ouch.

What painful memories do I have to look forward to ?

Any experiences? Good or bad.

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My buddy had his balls swell to the size of grapefruits and he couldn't sit down for a week

Outch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beats having kids any day of the week...

ask RRRED - her other half just did it last week

most people tell me it's a good thing so long as you don't want any (more) kids

my friend said he almost passed out from the pain.

Thinking about it after our baby that is due is born. I dunno I always worry about the "what if" thing. Im still pretty young at 33.

As long as you don't use it as an excuse to go bareback in questionable but worth the risk situations... you'll be fine :)

Vasectomy is good for men who doesn't want to have babies:) and good news, they can hit anyone without a worry:)

damn...:Oh crap :Oh crap

no frigin way not for me i will pass :1orglaugh

I had it done, it was nothing at all

there is a little pain after, and if you don't rest for the two days they recommend you will swell, and swell BIG

other than that it was the best decision I have made

Everyone loves to scare you with horror stories. I had mine done, very little pain (i'm the master of medication)... and I was back in the saddle within three days.

Steve Lightspeed

I am going to have mine done as well. He had our one baby, and thats that. Now to find the time.

Why did you guys get it done?
To prevent testicular cancer?

Remember, you can still get someone pregnant up to 30 days after the operation. Make sure all your swimmers have drowned before taking off the rubber :)

I have two children --- the world doesn't need more "Little Lightspeeds"

Better to keep someone from pin pricking a condom and saying "Ooops! Now you owe me money for the next 18 years".

yeah, the doc basically told me to jerk off a bunch of times, haha

He said to come back after my 20th ejaculation to be tested.

I thought it would have been hilarious to be standing in front of his office the very next morning, saying "All 20 are done! I thought you'd never get here!!"

OMFG

hahahaha, that would have rocked

I need to go back in for my yearly.....they say it can sometimes grow back, and while it is rare, it does happen

always good to them boys tested

i love how you all refer to it as "i have mine done" hahaha

anyway.. vasectomy should be a mandatory thing for most of you assclowns

no freakin way sweetie pie!!! You are doing Australia a disservice by not passing on your fantastic genes to replace the one and only you! I know you have kids that you consider your own, I get that. BUT, there MUST be a little one with your DNA. Go ahead, knock me up. I'll take one for the team! Think your new gf would mind?

Lindsay!! My boyfriend had it done last friday! He's doing great. Here's more on it... by the second day he was all into the sex even. Crazy...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=682571

Here was his before thoughts on the subject in the blog... http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?p=19

I had mine a little over 2 years ago. I have to honestly say it was incredibly painful. Had mine under a general and went home that day...the next day my nuts were 3 times the size, couldn't sit, stand or lay down without then aching even with the pain medication.
It took 2 weeks for the swelling to subside and about a month before I was truly pain free.
On the other hand, I know other's who've had a little discomfort then they were back to normal, so I guess every person is different.

:Oh crap

So is it like a floppy deflated sack there?
Is the sack still there or are you smooth down there and its all taken out?

I got it done when I decided to 'retire' from the reproduction game.

The pain was minimal, they use a local anasthetic.

Make sure you are off your feet at least 2-3 days.

I would recommend vasectomy to anyone.

so you cum and nothing cums out?
Do you cum inside yourself?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:1orglaugh

Everything is the same. The Doc burns a break in the tubes that bring sperm from your testes out the peehole.

You still bust a good nut but the reproductive guys can't come out anymore.

Yikes!!!!

Oh I thought they cut your balls off. nevermind then

semen and sperm are two different things

http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?cat=3 Here, Doug just updated with how things are going on day 4.

OK, I have heard that before, dammit !!!

:( :Oh crap :disgust :( :disgust :Oh crap

The doctor doing mine has done 22000 vasectomies since 1972.

Hoping he has a clue I am.

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hah I had it done, it doesnt hurt that bad, its just the mental idea of it. Also dont drink any beer for a long long time. That is when you will almost pass out from the pain. : X

Jules....

The world having had one of me is enough ;-)

As much as I am awfully appreciative of the offer, Mellanie would not only give me the vasectomy personally, she would remove the entire nutsack, testicles and penis just for good measure !!!

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As an aside, my non-biological daughter Maddy-Lee, is now referring to "Her father Lindsay getting desexed, you know, like the dog is"

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Awesome Red !!!!

Thanks babe, and thank the other half ... knowledge is power.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh just doin my part to keep the bloodline goin! I guess they really did "break the mold" after you were created! Um, if your girl reads this, she knows I'm jus playn right?:winkwink:

CuriousToyBoy, the main thing to remember is stay as immobile as possible for at least 2 days

I made a mistake and after about 24 hours I had to take a road trip...between the car and moving around so much I had HUGE balls that were so uncomfortable and painful

stay still and relax

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To be my girl she KNOWS what time it is babe - I could not be with anyone who did not :winkwink: :1orglaugh

I am sure that there HAVE to be some little montrosities around that carry the CuriousToyBoy genome already .....

Raven is of the opinion that I have single handedly changed the genetic profile of the Pulyallup and surrounds after my many visits there.

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Seems to be the modicum of good advice mate - thanks !

I might just be watching cable, posting on GFY and sitting on a big bag of ice.

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haha, yeah, ice was definitely my friends those few days

get some of those athletes ice packs and rotate them, they works great, and they are flat, unlike a bag of ice which is lumpy and something you don't want during that time

I did it about 3 months ago. It hurt very badly for a few days and then moderate pain for about a week thereafter. I have 3 kids whcihich was enough for me. Good luck.

Mitch

I've always wondered on the plumbing aspect...where do all the little guys go? Are they swimming around other places in your body 'til they die or why don't they get backed up and make your balls explode?

50 nutz a shrinkin'