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Old 11-03-2006, 11:21 AM   #1
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:33 AM   #2
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:34 AM   #3
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:35 AM   #4
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I want one too..but for different reasons..Mine should be at least 50, no english is fine, has to be able to cook , do laundry and give me a massage when needed...I could give a fuck if its a man or a woman..
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I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:38 AM   #6
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I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.

cuz she knows you would be commiting incest
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:38 AM   #7
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:39 AM   #8
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:40 AM   #9
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:41 AM   #10
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I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:44 AM   #11
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She's great in bed btw.
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:45 AM   #12
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I can get you the girl in the pic below.

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just make sure if she meets my criteria
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:49 AM   #13
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:50 AM   #14
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$1k referral commision to whoever brings me one

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at least medium English skills
you'd have better luck with a Filipino
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:52 AM   #15
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you'd have better luck with a Filipino
sorry, but I find them..hm...how to say it... not attractive at all


I've seen your wife though, that's the kind of girl that I'd like ( speaking just about the looks )

you're really lucky
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:53 AM   #16
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She's great in bed btw.
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:56 AM   #17
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$1k referral commision to whoever brings me one

preferences - IQ about 115
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natural C cup tits
no STD'S
age 18-22
at least medium English skills
why don't you go out and meet someone
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:04 PM   #18
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:09 PM   #19
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Ive already got one. Just had our 7 year anniversary in July. Of course she has a bachelors in English from Kyoto University and taught English in Japan. She has a slight British accent because of the way she was taught. But dont believe in all the submissive crap that you hear the rumors about lol.
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:22 PM   #20
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sorry, but I find them..hm...how to say it... not attractive at all


I've seen your wife though, that's the kind of girl that I'd like ( speaking just about the looks )

you're really lucky
hehe thanks

I have a few friends that are just stunning hot... but medium English skills is hard to find around here.

If you live in Japan and are willing to learn the language, it'll be easy to find a hot 18-22 ;)
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:31 PM   #21
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should she be housebroken ?
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:35 PM   #22
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japanese girls are hot
i want one too....(in addition to my current wife - i'll have to do a talking to her about it...)
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Old 11-05-2006, 11:17 AM   #24
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Old 11-05-2006, 12:13 PM   #27
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Old 11-05-2006, 01:27 PM   #28
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why don't you go out and meet someone
i agree, have you been to any message boards other than gfy yet?
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Old 11-05-2006, 01:47 PM   #31
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Old 11-05-2006, 02:24 PM   #32
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i agree, have you been to any message boards other than gfy yet?
hm, not sure, if I understand the question...
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hm, not sure, if I understand the question...
sorry, a lame attempt at humor
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Old 11-06-2006, 11:35 AM   #36
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Get on a plane... go to Tokyo. Go to any starbucks near a train station. Open your laptop computer, and put a little sign in japanese that says "I give english lessons to girls". Within minutes, you will have a girl sit down to try to learn some english.

Go from there.

How hard is that?

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Old 12-01-2006, 11:34 AM   #40
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OK, I gonna use this guide

http://www.penismightier.com/fenomas/laidguide.html
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