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Join Date: Jul 2002
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I want to have a Japanese wife
$1k referral commision to whoever brings me one
![]() preferences - IQ about 115 5.3' - 5.6' tall ( 160-170cm ) natural C cup tits no STD'S age 18-22 at least medium English skills
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um okay.......
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You forget to include transportation fees and your adress.
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I want one too..but for different reasons..Mine should be at least 50, no english is fine, has to be able to cook , do laundry and give me a massage when needed...I could give a fuck if its a man or a woman..
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I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.
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you can train her to become
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I want one too. $5k referral fee.
Requirements: IQ 140+ 5' - 5'4" tall tits either below B or above C no incurable STDs age 20-28 at least medium English skills, or willing to put up with my below-medium Japanese skills
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i want to fuck japanese twins....
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too cool for highschool
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I can get you the girl in the pic below.
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just make sure if she meets my criteria
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Great choice! She will be your slave. Is that what you want?
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you'd have better luck with a Filipino
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#15 |
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sorry, but I find them..hm...how to say it... not attractive at all
I've seen your wife though, that's the kind of girl that I'd like ( speaking just about the looks ) you're really lucky ![]()
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#17 |
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why don't you go out and meet someone
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That will not a be a problem.
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Doin fine
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Ive already got one. Just had our 7 year anniversary in July. Of course she has a bachelors in English from Kyoto University and taught English in Japan. She has a slight British accent because of the way she was taught. But dont believe in all the submissive crap that you hear the rumors about lol.
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![]() I have a few friends that are just stunning hot... but medium English skills is hard to find around here. If you live in Japan and are willing to learn the language, it'll be easy to find a hot 18-22 ;)
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#21 |
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should she be housebroken ?
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japanese girls are hot
![]() i want one too....(in addition to my current wife - i'll have to do a talking to her about it...)
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I am a meat popsicle.
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sure that would work!
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I will seek for it
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FOR HIRE: AFF Manager
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guys, you are crazy:D.....
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I hear that polish girls are the best. Is it not truth ?
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i agree, have you been to any message boards other than gfy yet?
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hm, not sure, if I understand the question...
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sorry, a lame attempt at humor
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CRAZY MOFUKKA
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Fuck the japanese girl, go with a Thai girl
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Get on a plane... go to Tokyo. Go to any starbucks near a train station. Open your laptop computer, and put a little sign in japanese that says "I give english lessons to girls". Within minutes, you will have a girl sit down to try to learn some english.
Go from there. How hard is that? Geez! |
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Is it a problem in Poland to find a Japanese girl?
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I think that she is single now
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hello woody allen!
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When mail ordering a bride make sure you tell them to poke air holes in the box......lol
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hhaha u guys must have watched memoirs of a geisha
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best of luck on your search
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I've seen too much sadness on japanese women's faces. One thing I don't like. But they are truly beautiful.
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I can propose you indian wife. No Japaneses here
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![]() Kinda makes you wish you just married a 16-year old Thai girl...
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