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polish_aristocrat 11-03-2006 11:21 AM

I want to have a Japanese wife
 
$1k referral commision to whoever brings me one :2 cents:

preferences - IQ about 115
5.3' - 5.6' tall ( 160-170cm )
natural C cup tits
no STD'S
age 18-22
at least medium English skills

corbu 11-03-2006 11:33 AM

um okay.......

Klen 11-03-2006 11:34 AM

You forget to include transportation fees and your adress.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-03-2006 11:35 AM

I want one too..but for different reasons..Mine should be at least 50, no english is fine, has to be able to cook , do laundry and give me a massage when needed...I could give a fuck if its a man or a woman.. :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 11-03-2006 11:36 AM

I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.

wdsguy 11-03-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 11231781)
I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.


cuz she knows you would be commiting incest :1orglaugh

Theo 11-03-2006 11:38 AM

you can train her to become

Libertine 11-03-2006 11:39 AM

I want one too. $5k referral fee.

Requirements:
IQ 140+
5' - 5'4" tall
tits either below B or above C
no incurable STDs
age 20-28
at least medium English skills, or willing to put up with my below-medium Japanese skills

gimo33 11-03-2006 11:40 AM

i want to fuck japanese twins....

CaptainHowdy 11-03-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 11231781)
I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.

:1orglaugh !!

RayBonga 11-03-2006 11:44 AM

I can get you the girl in the pic below.
















http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/yate36.jpg

She's great in bed btw.

polish_aristocrat 11-03-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 11231839)
I can get you the girl in the pic below.

.

just make sure if she meets my criteria

E$_manager 11-03-2006 11:49 AM

Great choice! She will be your slave. Is that what you want?

Jay_StandAhead 11-03-2006 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11231678)
$1k referral commision to whoever brings me one :2 cents:

preferences - IQ about 115
5.3' - 5.6' tall ( 160-170cm )
natural C cup tits
no STD'S
age 18-22
at least medium English skills

you'd have better luck with a Filipino

polish_aristocrat 11-03-2006 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay[neX] (Post 11231885)
you'd have better luck with a Filipino

sorry, but I find them..hm...how to say it... not attractive at all


I've seen your wife though, that's the kind of girl that I'd like ( speaking just about the looks )

you're really lucky :winkwink:

Lykos 11-03-2006 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 11231839)
I can get you the girl in the pic below.



http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/yate36.jpg

She's great in bed btw.

Haha
:1orglaugh

Dragar 11-03-2006 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11231678)
$1k referral commision to whoever brings me one :2 cents:

preferences - IQ about 115
5.3' - 5.6' tall ( 160-170cm )
natural C cup tits
no STD'S
age 18-22
at least medium English skills

why don't you go out and meet someone

pigman 11-03-2006 12:04 PM

That will not a be a problem.

stickyfingerz 11-03-2006 12:09 PM

Ive already got one. Just had our 7 year anniversary in July. Of course she has a bachelors in English from Kyoto University and taught English in Japan. She has a slight British accent because of the way she was taught. But dont believe in all the submissive crap that you hear the rumors about lol. :winkwink:

Jay_StandAhead 11-03-2006 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11231901)
sorry, but I find them..hm...how to say it... not attractive at all


I've seen your wife though, that's the kind of girl that I'd like ( speaking just about the looks )

you're really lucky :winkwink:

hehe thanks :)

I have a few friends that are just stunning hot... but medium English skills is hard to find around here.

If you live in Japan and are willing to learn the language, it'll be easy to find a hot 18-22 ;)

bobby666 11-03-2006 12:31 PM

should she be housebroken ?

martinsc 11-03-2006 12:35 PM

japanese girls are hot :)
i want one too....(in addition to my current wife - i'll have to do a talking to her about it...)

polish_aristocrat 11-05-2006 11:08 AM

:helpme :helpme :helpme

sickkittens 11-05-2006 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 11231839)

:Oh crap So much wrong with this pic.

MaddCaz 11-05-2006 11:18 AM

sure that would work!

NemesiS876 11-05-2006 11:20 AM

I will seek for it

blonda80 11-05-2006 12:13 PM

guys, you are crazy:D.....
hahahahaha

Robo 11-05-2006 01:27 PM

I hear that polish girls are the best. Is it not truth ?

ForteCash 11-05-2006 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11231678)
$1k referral commision to whoever brings me one :2 cents:

preferences - IQ about 115
5.3' - 5.6' tall ( 160-170cm )
natural C cup tits
no STD'S
age 18-22
at least medium English skills

I've had many handjobs from girls matching those stats :thumbsup

corvette 11-05-2006 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragar (Post 11231934)
why don't you go out and meet someone

i agree, have you been to any message boards other than gfy yet?

Michael O 11-05-2006 01:47 PM

http://www.japancupid.com/

polish_aristocrat 11-05-2006 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette (Post 11248407)
i agree, have you been to any message boards other than gfy yet?

hm, not sure, if I understand the question...

polish_aristocrat 11-05-2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 11248444)

lol, the profiles aren't from Japanese girls :Oh crap

Libertine 11-06-2006 11:29 AM

http://japaneselifestyle.meta4-group.com/

corvette 11-06-2006 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11248621)
hm, not sure, if I understand the question...

sorry, a lame attempt at humor :)

Big_D 11-06-2006 11:35 AM

Fuck the japanese girl, go with a Thai girl

RawAlex 11-06-2006 11:38 AM

Get on a plane... go to Tokyo. Go to any starbucks near a train station. Open your laptop computer, and put a little sign in japanese that says "I give english lessons to girls". Within minutes, you will have a girl sit down to try to learn some english.

Go from there.

How hard is that?

Geez!

lot 11-06-2006 11:58 AM

Is it a problem in Poland to find a Japanese girl?

Porko 11-06-2006 12:04 PM

I think that she is single now
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/ic...C328EC0000.jpg

polish_aristocrat 12-01-2006 11:34 AM

OK, I gonna use this guide

http://www.penismightier.com/fenomas/laidguide.html

corvette 12-01-2006 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11429843)

nice article

Kimo 12-01-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 11231781)
I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wiggles 12-01-2006 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 11231781)
I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.

hello woody allen!

Big Red Machine 12-01-2006 02:57 PM

When mail ordering a bride make sure you tell them to poke air holes in the box......lol

blueb8llz 12-01-2006 02:57 PM

hhaha u guys must have watched memoirs of a geisha

sicone 12-01-2006 03:00 PM

best of luck on your search

Ace_luffy 12-01-2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 11231839)


that girl is so horny!!! :Oh crap

needlive 12-01-2006 03:35 PM

I've seen too much sadness on japanese women's faces. One thing I don't like. But they are truly beautiful.

E$_manager 12-01-2006 03:48 PM

I can propose you indian wife. No Japaneses here:(

evilangelalex 12-01-2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 11231781)
I suggested to my wife that we should adopt a 16-year old thai girl, but she just kicked me in the nuts.

Kinda makes you wish you just married a 16-year old Thai girl...


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