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DarkJedi · 12-01-2006, 02:38 PM

(actually babboons)

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Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histori...s_on_zoophilia

polish_aristocrat · 12-01-2006, 02:48 PM

"Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia"

hm, having another great Friday evening?

Vigilante · 12-01-2006, 02:50 PM

Dirty F · 12-01-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

"Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia"

hm, having another great Friday evening?

Youre not often funny but that made me laugh

DarkJedi · 12-01-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

"Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia"

hm, having another great Friday evening?

Studying history, tard.

ForteCash · 12-02-2006, 10:13 AM

DarkJedi, I see the same legacy continue in the Interracial niche today.

DarkJedi · 12-02-2006, 10:16 AM

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DarkJedi, I see the same legacy continue in the Interracial niche today.

You are correct.

There are still things left to do in interracial porn.

CaptainHowdy · 12-02-2006, 10:19 AM

Alright! Those were the days...

DarkJedi · 12-02-2006, 10:26 AM

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Alright! Those were the days...

Indeed.

We are talking them getting 100 13 year old blond teens and then lining them up, getting baboons drunk with wine, smearing baboon female scent on the girls and then the romans watching the blond teens get fucked TO DEATH by baboons! HOLY SHIT! IS THIS REAL?

viva celebs · 12-02-2006, 10:30 AM

now thas what i call a family day out

WarChild · 12-02-2006, 10:47 AM

Not to mention that Roman Soldiers probably raped more than one of your ancestors. Rome rocks.

Domain Distribution · 12-02-2006, 10:56 AM

i'm moving to romania.

nolongerexists · 12-02-2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Domain Distribution

i'm moving to romania.

ahhaha

bobby666 · 12-02-2006, 11:21 AM

they even had one dollar/sesterzen trials at that time, yes indeed

DWB · 12-02-2006, 11:22 AM

I have 82% wood.

HeadPimp · 12-02-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Indeed.

We are talking them getting 100 13 year old blond teens and then lining them up, getting baboons drunk with wine, smearing baboon female scent on the girls and then the romans watching the blond teens get fucked TO DEATH by baboons! HOLY SHIT! IS THIS REAL?

Yeah people do shit like this, which is why I hate the human race....

psili · 12-02-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp

Yeah people do shit like this, which is why I hate the human race....

We're a fabulous race, huh?

Thinking about it, sometimes, I wonder if some fucked up god(s) really didn't just shit us out onto this planet for their amusement. The range of beauty and destruction we pose is only matched by the penguin, of which I have dire fear of.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-02-2006, 12:14 PM

holy fucking shit... where can i see this today?

who · 12-02-2006, 12:17 PM

it's how latino's got invented

Why · 12-02-2006, 12:59 PM

now thats just fucked up.

Jenny S. · 12-02-2006, 01:04 PM

As appealing as the idea of 100 blondes being raped in public by animals or Egyptian dudes banging crocks may sound to some in here, I am afraid I have to call bull on that. Go and ask your local Egyptologist or an archeologist neighbor.

Wikipedia, the Online Encyclopedia of Bullshit.

who · 12-02-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenny S.

As appealing as the idea of 100 blondes being raped in public by animals or Egyptian dudes banging crocks may sound to some in here, I am afraid I have to call bull on that. Go and ask your local Egyptologist or an archeologist neighbor.

Wikipedia, the Online Encyclopedia of Bullshit.

Are Romans from Egypt?

adultchica · 12-02-2006, 01:10 PM

Distburbing idea uhhhhh

ForteCash · 12-02-2006, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

(actually babboons)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histori...s_on_zoophilia

Are you sure you're not confusing this with Blacks on Blondes?

It can happen

Jenny S. · 12-02-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Are Romans from Egypt?

Normally not dimbrain, but if you would have read the original article instead of just the headline you would have noticed that it mentions Rome, Greece, and Egypt.

Actually, at some point, Egyptians were Romans, namely after Egypt became a Roman province under Augustus.

minusonebit · 12-02-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by who

it's how latino's got invented

who · 12-02-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenny S.

Normally not dimbrain, but if you would have read the original article instead of just the headline you would have noticed that it mentions Rome, Greece, and Egypt.

Actually, at some point, Egyptians were Romans, namely after Egypt became a Roman province under Augustus.

Hey you don't call retards retarded, why call me a dimbrain?

I'm going to be sad all evening now. It's just not right.

Jenny S. · 12-02-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Hey you don't call retards retarded, why call me a dimbrain?

I'm going to be sad all evening now. It's just not right.

OK, OK, I apologize. I even have a little goodie for you:

Unfortunately only one source of Egyptian porn survived, and that's pretty mainstream. It is the 20 dynasty papyrus # 55001 now in the Egyptian Museum in Turin, Italy, showing a priest banging a dancer. It's not in the museum's exhibition but the papyrus was published by Joseph Omlin in 1968. The publication is out of print, good thing I got one long time ago for my private library.

Since I was so rude you are allowed to e-mail me for a jpg of the barely visible, half destroyed Egyptian porn.

Dagwolf · 12-02-2006, 01:50 PM

I'm glad we've evolved sooooooooo much.

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stev0 · 12-02-2006, 02:00 PM

the little drawing of the guy having sex with a goat on that page is priceless.

L-Pink · 12-02-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by who

it's how latino's got invented

L-Pink · 12-02-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stev0

the little drawing of the guy having sex with a goat on that page is priceless.

right clicked?

imafuckingaussie · 12-02-2006, 03:03 PM

Any proof to this story? Wikipedia should be renamed ' the new urban legends' lol

beemk · 12-02-2006, 03:06 PM

last time i checked everything on wikipedia wasnt facts.

After Shock Media · 12-02-2006, 03:12 PM

Im still trying to wrap my brain around how in the fuck did they get so many blondes, yet alone blonde virgins. Yeah I know near its height Rome controlled up to half of what is the UK today, but still... 100 young blonde virgins... and they made it back to Rome, more than likely escorted by a legion who ummm well never mind you get the idea.

reynold · 12-03-2006, 08:16 AM

Fucking Barbarians!!!

studiocritic · 12-03-2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Domain Distribution

i'm moving to romania.

this gets my nomination for dumbest gfy comment ever.

romans are from.. wait for it, rome.

you know, italy?

escorpio · 12-03-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by who

it's how latino's got invented

No, it's how dumbfucks that can't spell "latinos" correctly were invented.

Mike Semen · 12-03-2006, 09:31 AM

From lower down that page:

Inuit: Ford & Beach mention the Copper Inuit (eskimoes), an offshoot of the Thule people who used to live on the Coppermine River and Coronation Gulf coast. These people apparently had "no aversion to intercourse with live or dead animals". Knud Rasmussen has recorded a myth of one Inuit tribe: "There was once a woman who would not have a husband. Her family let dogs copulate with her. They took her out to an island, where the dogs then made her pregnant. After that she gave birth to white men. Before that there had been no white men."

LOL. I guess now we know eh.

Tuga · 12-03-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

this gets my nomination for dumbest gfy comment ever.

romans are from.. wait for it, rome.

you know, italy?

You are not very smart, are you?

I find it so sad when people are stupid enough to miss a great joke and laugh AT the guy instead.

rodney25 · 12-03-2006, 11:18 AM

I can't believe Romans did such horrible thing. This is far worse than all those bloody political assassinations they're known with..

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