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DarkJedi 12-01-2006 02:38 PM

FACTS: In the Roman Circus, they tied up 100 blonde girls to be raped by apes
 
(actually babboons)

Quote:

Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histori...s_on_zoophilia

polish_aristocrat 12-01-2006 02:48 PM

"Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia"

hm, having another great Friday evening? :)

Vigilante 12-01-2006 02:50 PM

:censored

Dirty F 12-01-2006 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11431359)
"Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia"

hm, having another great Friday evening? :)

Youre not often funny but that made me laugh :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 12-01-2006 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11431359)
"Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia"

hm, having another great Friday evening? :)


Studying history, tard.

ForteCash 12-02-2006 10:13 AM

DarkJedi, I see the same legacy continue in the Interracial niche today. :2 cents:

DarkJedi 12-02-2006 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11437416)
DarkJedi, I see the same legacy continue in the Interracial niche today. :2 cents:

You are correct.

There are still things left to do in interracial porn.

CaptainHowdy 12-02-2006 10:19 AM

Alright! Those were the days...

DarkJedi 12-02-2006 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 11437440)
Alright! Those were the days...

Indeed.

We are talking them getting 100 13 year old blond teens and then lining them up, getting baboons drunk with wine, smearing baboon female scent on the girls and then the romans watching the blond teens get fucked TO DEATH by baboons! HOLY SHIT! IS THIS REAL?

viva celebs 12-02-2006 10:30 AM

now thas what i call a family day out

WarChild 12-02-2006 10:47 AM

Not to mention that Roman Soldiers probably raped more than one of your ancestors. Rome rocks.

Domain Distribution 12-02-2006 10:56 AM

i'm moving to romania.

nolongerexists 12-02-2006 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Domain Distribution (Post 11437629)
i'm moving to romania.

ahhaha :1orglaugh

bobby666 12-02-2006 11:21 AM

they even had one dollar/sesterzen trials at that time, yes indeed

DWB 12-02-2006 11:22 AM

I have 82% wood.

HeadPimp 12-02-2006 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11437482)
Indeed.

We are talking them getting 100 13 year old blond teens and then lining them up, getting baboons drunk with wine, smearing baboon female scent on the girls and then the romans watching the blond teens get fucked TO DEATH by baboons! HOLY SHIT! IS THIS REAL?


Yeah people do shit like this, which is why I hate the human race....

psili 12-02-2006 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp (Post 11437891)
Yeah people do shit like this, which is why I hate the human race....

We're a fabulous race, huh?

Thinking about it, sometimes, I wonder if some fucked up god(s) really didn't just shit us out onto this planet for their amusement. The range of beauty and destruction we pose is only matched by the penguin, of which I have dire fear of.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-02-2006 12:14 PM

holy fucking shit... where can i see this today?

who 12-02-2006 12:17 PM

it's how latino's got invented

Why 12-02-2006 12:59 PM

now thats just fucked up.

Jenny S. 12-02-2006 01:04 PM

As appealing as the idea of 100 blondes being raped in public by animals or Egyptian dudes banging crocks may sound to some in here, I am afraid I have to call bull on that. Go and ask your local Egyptologist or an archeologist neighbor.

Wikipedia, the Online Encyclopedia of Bullshit.

who 12-02-2006 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenny S. (Post 11438287)
As appealing as the idea of 100 blondes being raped in public by animals or Egyptian dudes banging crocks may sound to some in here, I am afraid I have to call bull on that. Go and ask your local Egyptologist or an archeologist neighbor.

Wikipedia, the Online Encyclopedia of Bullshit.

Are Romans from Egypt?

adultchica 12-02-2006 01:10 PM

Distburbing idea uhhhhh

ForteCash 12-02-2006 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11431271)

Are you sure you're not confusing this with Blacks on Blondes?

It can happen :2 cents:

Jenny S. 12-02-2006 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 11438311)
Are Romans from Egypt?

Normally not dimbrain, but if you would have read the original article instead of just the headline you would have noticed that it mentions Rome, Greece, and Egypt.

Actually, at some point, Egyptians were Romans, namely after Egypt became a Roman province under Augustus.

minusonebit 12-02-2006 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 11438038)
it's how latino's got invented

:1orglaugh

who 12-02-2006 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenny S. (Post 11438379)
Normally not dimbrain, but if you would have read the original article instead of just the headline you would have noticed that it mentions Rome, Greece, and Egypt.

Actually, at some point, Egyptians were Romans, namely after Egypt became a Roman province under Augustus.

Hey you don't call retards retarded, why call me a dimbrain? :( I'm going to be sad all evening now. It's just not right. :Oh crap

Jenny S. 12-02-2006 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 11438428)
Hey you don't call retards retarded, why call me a dimbrain? :( I'm going to be sad all evening now. It's just not right. :Oh crap



OK, OK, I apologize. I even have a little goodie for you:

Unfortunately only one source of Egyptian porn survived, and that's pretty mainstream. It is the 20 dynasty papyrus # 55001 now in the Egyptian Museum in Turin, Italy, showing a priest banging a dancer. It's not in the museum's exhibition but the papyrus was published by Joseph Omlin in 1968. The publication is out of print, good thing I got one long time ago for my private library.

Since I was so rude you are allowed to e-mail me for a jpg of the barely visible, half destroyed Egyptian porn.

Dagwolf 12-02-2006 01:50 PM

I'm glad we've evolved sooooooooo much. :helpme:

stev0 12-02-2006 02:00 PM

the little drawing of the guy having sex with a goat on that page is priceless.

L-Pink 12-02-2006 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 11438038)
it's how latino's got invented

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 12-02-2006 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 11438639)
the little drawing of the guy having sex with a goat on that page is priceless.

right clicked? :Oh crap

imafuckingaussie 12-02-2006 03:03 PM

Any proof to this story? Wikipedia should be renamed ' the new urban legends' lol

beemk 12-02-2006 03:06 PM

last time i checked everything on wikipedia wasnt facts.

After Shock Media 12-02-2006 03:12 PM

Im still trying to wrap my brain around how in the fuck did they get so many blondes, yet alone blonde virgins. Yeah I know near its height Rome controlled up to half of what is the UK today, but still... 100 young blonde virgins... and they made it back to Rome, more than likely escorted by a legion who ummm well never mind you get the idea.

reynold 12-03-2006 08:16 AM

Fucking Barbarians!!! :(

studiocritic 12-03-2006 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Domain Distribution (Post 11437629)
i'm moving to romania.

this gets my nomination for dumbest gfy comment ever.

romans are from.. wait for it, rome.

you know, italy?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

escorpio 12-03-2006 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 11438038)
it's how latino's got invented

No, it's how dumbfucks that can't spell "latinos" correctly were invented.

Mike Semen 12-03-2006 09:31 AM

From lower down that page:

Inuit: Ford & Beach mention the Copper Inuit (eskimoes), an offshoot of the Thule people who used to live on the Coppermine River and Coronation Gulf coast. These people apparently had "no aversion to intercourse with live or dead animals". Knud Rasmussen has recorded a myth of one Inuit tribe: "There was once a woman who would not have a husband. Her family let dogs copulate with her. They took her out to an island, where the dogs then made her pregnant. After that she gave birth to white men. Before that there had been no white men."


LOL. I guess now we know eh.

Tuga 12-03-2006 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic (Post 11443854)
this gets my nomination for dumbest gfy comment ever.

romans are from.. wait for it, rome.

you know, italy?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You are not very smart, are you?

I find it so sad when people are stupid enough to miss a great joke and laugh AT the guy instead. :helpme

rodney25 12-03-2006 11:18 AM

I can't believe Romans did such horrible thing. This is far worse than all those bloody political assassinations they're known with.. :(


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