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Join Date: Oct 2006
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What Would You Do If I Died?
"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes? "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed..." ![]() |
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thanks for the chuckle
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hahaha, that's a good one
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Women suck at golf anyway...
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Swedän
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haha! That's a good one
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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Did nothing for me...
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#7 |
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Old joke,seen it already 10000 times.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: TX, USA
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Probably the oldest one
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Makati
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lols!!!
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Do nothing
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hahaha...that's a good one
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677
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hahaha very nice
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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LOL! that was nice
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Join Date: May 2004
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hahaha that was fucking great!
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