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TGPturnkeys · 11-30-2006, 03:38 AM

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"

"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.

"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.

"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.

"Of course I do, dear" he said.

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."

"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.

"Yes" said the husband.

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.

"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.

"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?

"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.

"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"

"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."

"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."

"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed..."

tony286 · 11-30-2006, 03:47 AM

thanks for the chuckle

salesman · 11-30-2006, 04:30 AM

hahaha, that's a good one

Scott McD · 11-30-2006, 04:39 AM

Women suck at golf anyway...

MyNameIsNobody · 11-30-2006, 06:02 AM

haha! That's a good one

tranza · 11-30-2006, 06:12 AM

Did nothing for me...

Klen · 11-30-2006, 06:16 AM

Old joke,seen it already 10000 times.

Wad · 11-30-2006, 06:22 AM

Probably the oldest one

BluewireAngie · 11-30-2006, 07:28 AM

lols!!!

4Man · 11-30-2006, 07:28 AM

Do nothing

MsWild · 12-01-2006, 01:18 AM

hahaha...that's a good one

Kimo · 12-01-2006, 01:22 AM

hahaha very nice

Th!nk · 12-01-2006, 12:31 PM

LOL! that was nice

Wiggles · 12-01-2006, 12:36 PM

hahaha that was fucking great!

11-30-2006, 03:38 AM	#1
TGPturnkeys Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: tgpturnkeys.com Posts: 879	What Would You Do If I Died? "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes? "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed..." __________________ 23 Wordpress & TGP designs - only $50 - HOT DEAL

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