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I guarantee it
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 18,314
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I am being stalked by a lesbian who wants to have my baby
She has been reading my blog for months and contacted me on msn.
She is chatting to me telling me how she wanted to meet with one of my models and how she enjoys my pics, she tells me she is a 19yo lesbian, so i get freindly with her hoping that she is a hottie and that i could shoot her for my site, it turns out that she wants a kid and wants me to be the man that gives it to her, no strings attached, just wants the kid for her and her girlfriend. Is it just me or is the world getting worse, i mean, that is a disaster waiting to happen, i feel for her, it must be hard being a lesbian, but hey, i dont want kids just yet lol. Oh yeah, here is a pic. ![]() |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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she's 19.... lack of education. i guess or just fucked up in the head..
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A freakin' legend!
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA
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I don't know anything about Aussie law, but...
Make sure you get an ironclad legal agreement, reviewed by a lawyer. Otherwise you may have 18 years of child support to pay her.
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#4 |
I guarantee it
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: SplitInfinity.com
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For 10k iam in
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Need Designs? 312352846
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send her over here...
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#7 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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Doesn't sound like he's interested anyway. Let them go to a sperm bank.
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#8 |
MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
Posts: 16,502
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looks like a bull dyke to me
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#9 |
I scan my content from Penthouse
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South
Posts: 27
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Change your nickname to ROSS.
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#10 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677
Posts: 11,542
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my dad had the same offer years back, but money was involved.
he said HELL NAW lol
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#11 |
8.8.8.8
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noo dont do it man, there are always strings attached
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#12 |
sperm tail
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Location: nj
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thats what sperm donors are for tell her to look into artificial insemination
fuck that ![]()
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Ryde or Die
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does she want a smart half asian kid? let me know.
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#14 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 7,659
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when I was in college I met this 30 y.o. girl at work that asked me if I can help her to get pregnant because she always wanted to have a child with blue eyes and blonde hair.. She totally freaked me out.. I was 19 at that time.
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Join Date: May 2006
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she is mad... kid is big responsibility... and more she is only fucking 19
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#17 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 2,339
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If she just needs a "sperm donor", I'll help her out. She's kinda cute for a dyke.
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: canada
Posts: 498
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hot stalker!
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#19 |
IL4L.com
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565
Posts: 11,287
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i'd hit it....
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Retired
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Location: Sac
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tell her you want 18 yrs of child support, up front
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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
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id hit it, does she want a lazy half dutch kid?
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#22 |
The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The America's
Posts: 7,821
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give her the baby!...well maybe just one of your models
Mr. Romance
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#23 |
I guarantee it
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#24 |
Workin With The Devil
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haha, nice one batts
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#25 |
working on my tan
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You're so David Crosby .....
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#26 |
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Lesbians can't have kids
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At least she let you know that was her intention and did not just try to seduce you and get knocked up... I have a friend that happened to and it was not a GOOD situation at all.. She claimed she was on the pill and allergic to latex then during a night of partying she got him in bed. As sad as it sounds I was never so glad to hear about a miscarrage.
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I guarantee it
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And I am sure it happens more often then we know about. This chick did not want a long term thing with my friend but she wanted a kid that bad and figured he was cute/smart enough or something to be the dad. Freaked the shit out of him when she admitted it all to him and let him know she was 2.5 months along. LESSON BOYS.. ALWAYS wear a condom.. ![]()
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#30 |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Ummm your cute as hell, But no thanks...not today....
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#31 |
CRAZY MOFUKKA
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batts, you got some nutty fans
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#32 |
I guarantee it
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#33 |
Playa
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don't do it man...
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#34 |
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That is not right.
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#35 |
I guarantee it
Join Date: May 2005
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There is no way i will be doing it.
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