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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-01-2006 12:19 AM

I am being stalked by a lesbian who wants to have my baby
 
She has been reading my blog for months and contacted me on msn.

She is chatting to me telling me how she wanted to meet with one of my models and how she enjoys my pics, she tells me she is a 19yo lesbian, so i get freindly with her hoping that she is a hottie and that i could shoot her for my site, it turns out that she wants a kid and wants me to be the man that gives it to her, no strings attached, just wants the kid for her and her girlfriend.

Is it just me or is the world getting worse, i mean, that is a disaster waiting to happen, i feel for her, it must be hard being a lesbian, but hey, i dont want kids just yet lol.

Oh yeah, here is a pic.

http://www.battspics.com/lesbian.jpg

dolladolla 12-01-2006 12:21 AM

she's 19.... lack of education. i guess or just fucked up in the head..
what is this world becoming to!!!

DaddyHalbucks 12-01-2006 12:23 AM

I don't know anything about Aussie law, but...

Make sure you get an ironclad legal agreement, reviewed by a lawyer. Otherwise you may have 18 years of child support to pay her.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-01-2006 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 11426548)
I don't know anything about Aussie law, but...

Make sure you get an ironclad legal agreement, reviewed by a lawyer. Otherwise you may have 18 years of child support to pay her.

There is no way in this world i willbe doing it.

Pimpin_J 12-01-2006 12:40 AM

For 10k iam in :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tenderobject 12-01-2006 12:43 AM

send her over here...

Dagwolf 12-01-2006 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 11426548)
I don't know anything about Aussie law, but...

Make sure you get an ironclad legal agreement, reviewed by a lawyer. Otherwise you may have 18 years of child support to pay her.

Doesn't sound like he's interested anyway. Let them go to a sperm bank.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-01-2006 12:47 AM

looks like a bull dyke to me

BodyAction 12-01-2006 12:50 AM

Change your nickname to ROSS. :thumbsup

Kimo 12-01-2006 12:54 AM

my dad had the same offer years back, but money was involved.












he said HELL NAW

lol

madawgz 12-01-2006 01:01 AM

noo dont do it man, there are always strings attached

jacked 12-01-2006 01:12 AM

thats what sperm donors are for tell her to look into artificial insemination

fuck that :1orglaugh

wdsguy 12-01-2006 01:20 AM

does she want a smart half asian kid? let me know.

Phil 12-01-2006 01:25 AM

when I was in college I met this 30 y.o. girl at work that asked me if I can help her to get pregnant because she always wanted to have a child with blue eyes and blonde hair.. She totally freaked me out.. I was 19 at that time.

eink 12-01-2006 02:55 AM

first she wants your sperm, than she wants your house. at the end she will take your life. hahaha

en21 12-01-2006 02:59 AM

she is mad... kid is big responsibility... and more she is only fucking 19

SlamDesigns 12-01-2006 04:11 AM

If she just needs a "sperm donor", I'll help her out. She's kinda cute for a dyke.

luvlyn 12-01-2006 04:40 AM

hot stalker!

alexg 12-01-2006 04:43 AM

i'd hit it....

sicone 12-01-2006 04:45 AM

tell her you want 18 yrs of child support, up front

nico-t 12-01-2006 05:57 AM

id hit it, does she want a lazy half dutch kid?

Mr. Romance 12-01-2006 06:08 AM

give her the baby!...well maybe just one of your models

Mr. Romance

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-01-2006 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11427470)
tell her you want 18 yrs of child support, up front

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pete-KT 12-01-2006 06:50 AM

haha, nice one batts

L-Pink 12-01-2006 06:50 AM

You're so David Crosby .....:1orglaugh

Buzz 12-01-2006 06:53 AM

Lesbians can't have kids

RevSand 12-01-2006 06:54 AM

At least she let you know that was her intention and did not just try to seduce you and get knocked up... I have a friend that happened to and it was not a GOOD situation at all.. She claimed she was on the pill and allergic to latex then during a night of partying she got him in bed. As sad as it sounds I was never so glad to hear about a miscarrage.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-01-2006 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 11428017)
At least she let you know that was her intention and did not just try to seduce you and get knocked up... I have a friend that happened to and it was not a GOOD situation at all.. She claimed she was on the pill and allergic to latex then during a night of partying she got him in bed. As sad as it sounds I was never so glad to hear about a miscarrage.

now that is a nasty situation.

RevSand 12-01-2006 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 11428050)
now that is a nasty situation.


And I am sure it happens more often then we know about. This chick did not want a long term thing with my friend but she wanted a kid that bad and figured he was cute/smart enough or something to be the dad. Freaked the shit out of him when she admitted it all to him and let him know she was 2.5 months along.

LESSON BOYS.. ALWAYS wear a condom.. :thumbsup

thebossxxx 12-01-2006 07:13 AM

Ummm your cute as hell, But no thanks...not today....

Big_D 12-01-2006 07:20 AM

batts, you got some nutty fans

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-01-2006 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11428200)
batts, you got some nutty fans

tell me about it, i have more, i thought i would just share this one to begin with, it gets better :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainWolfy 12-01-2006 10:53 AM

don't do it man...

4Man 12-01-2006 11:58 AM

That is not right.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-01-2006 03:56 PM

There is no way i will be doing it.


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