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Old 11-22-2006, 07:10 AM   #1
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Every 4 lbs the turkey weighs = 1 hour in oven
Every 4 lbs the turkey weighs = 1 hour in oven


16 lb bird = 4 hrs

12 lb bird = 3 hrs
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:11 AM   #2
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No Turkey for me...
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:18 AM   #3
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:19 AM   #4
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Are you cooking?
I only cook in "bed"
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:22 AM   #5
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I only cook in "bed"
dont burn it
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:23 AM   #6
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Is it the same for an ostrich?

240 lb bird = 60 hrs
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dont burn it

when my succulent loins thrust in heat , i cant take responsibility as to any damage caused .... i have burned 34 mattresses this year
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:25 AM   #8
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Is it the same for an ostrich?

240 lb bird = 60 hrs
i never had ostrich does it taste like chicken?
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when my succulent loins thrust in heat , i cant take responsibility as to any damage caused .... i have burned 34 mattresses this year
Does'nt that exceed your last years record?
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i don't like turkey
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Old 11-22-2006, 08:39 AM   #12
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:07 AM   #13
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don't forget to soak it overnight in salt water - 1 cup of kosher salt/gallon of water.

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soak in the fridge of course
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And for those of you frying your bird:
Every 1 pound of turkey = 3.5 minutes in the fryer ;)
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We just ran out of Turkeys here. I guess we'll just settle with chickens this yime..
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fried turkey tastes so much better sad no one else in my family likes it
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i never had ostrich does it taste like chicken?
tastes more like hamburger... good good stuff

I'm frying my turkey this year
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