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After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:18 PM

I so fucking want this.

Either I will find the pricing and buy one, or some rich benifactor who wants my love long time and maybe even sponsorship of it can buy it for me.

I think I will have to buy it.

Nysus · 11-21-2006, 10:21 PM

Pricetag?...

Matt

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus

Pricetag?...

Matt

Can not find out until morning.

GooSearch · 11-21-2006, 10:22 PM

i didn't know your in a chair..
after i win the lotto i will send 1 your way ;)

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GooSearch

i didn't know your in a chair..
after i win the lotto i will send 1 your way ;)

I think buying one will be much faster.

Peaches · 11-21-2006, 10:24 PM

Damn, I don't know much about wheelchairs, but at 289 pounds, that seems AWFULLY heavy. How convenient would it be to put in and out of a car/van? Or would you have to have a van you can drive it into?

munki · 11-21-2006, 10:24 PM

Shit... I'm not disabled... and I want one... that thing looks sweet.

crockett · 11-21-2006, 10:27 PM

They had it on the Daily Show a week or two ago along with the guy that built it.

Sly · 11-21-2006, 10:27 PM

Get off your lazy ass and learn to walk.

GooSearch · 11-21-2006, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I think buying one will be much faster.

hmm ya know you may be right.. good luck with that..impressive piece of machinary

Peaches · 11-21-2006, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Get off your lazy ass and learn to walk.

Or at least waterski!

(sorry ASM, that's still one of the funniest stories I've heard)

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Damn, I don't know much about wheelchairs, but at 289 pounds, that seems AWFULLY heavy. How convenient would it be to put in and out of a car/van? Or would you have to have a van you can drive it into?

You can remove the remote after you transfer into a seat and then drive it up a ramp or where ever while you are not in it. Or someone else can operate the remote.

Anyways full blown electric chairs are often as heavy as hell anyways. Typically you have a hydraulic lift to get in and out of vans and such.

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Or at least waterski!

(sorry ASM, that's still one of the funniest stories I've heard)

hahaha dont remind me, I can still almost remember the taste of the bottom of the lake.

Furious_Female · 11-21-2006, 10:30 PM

Didn't I see that on Colber Report(e) tonight?

I <3 you ASM, you're brilliant

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Get off your lazy ass and learn to walk.

Oh tell me that aint the sweetest chair ever.

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Didn'y I see that on Colber Report(e) tonight?

I <3 you ASM, you're brilliant

Shit was it? It is still only 9pm here right now.

I was just doing my occassional make my life easier google searches.

Furious_Female · 11-21-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Shit was it? It is still only 9pm here right now.

I was just doing my occassional make my life easier google searches.

I'm drunk!

cant type but we still <3 you

I was telling my mom about you today. How you know a little about everything. I love it!

BoyAlley · 11-21-2006, 10:34 PM

Looks like it's $29,000 but what an amazing device!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-21-2006, 10:34 PM

thats a pretty badass chair!

Peaches · 11-21-2006, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Anyways full blown electric chairs are often as heavy as hell anyways. Typically you have a hydraulic lift to get in and out of vans and such.

Ah, did not know that. Does look very cool. I've always said if I ever need a wheelchair it better be 4WD

kaori · 11-21-2006, 10:37 PM

looks awesome! definitely interested to hear how much they're priced at...
*edit* BoyAlley just found it.. damn they're expensive! Subsidized in any way??

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Looks like it's $29,000 but what an amazing device!

Fuck it, I will still get it. May set me back but damn it I would pay so much more to gain as much mobility that thing offers.

Hell right now even simple shit like gravel, small rocks, and damn curbs get in my way every damn day. Sure they may have assorted disability laws and crap which just means that they must place a ramp like at least somewhere along a damn sidewalk within a block. Do you have any idea what it is like to park in one place then have to wheel behind parked cars and specially SUV's going up the parking lot to reach the ramp?

Kimo · 11-21-2006, 10:39 PM

that chair is awesome

tehHinjew · 11-21-2006, 10:39 PM

so thats like a segway?

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

so thats like a segway?

Not sure but would not be surprised if they were behind it. They have invented some crazy medical shit over the last few years.

Pete-KT · 11-21-2006, 10:44 PM

Damm thats badass bro, Hope you get one soon

After Shock Media · 11-21-2006, 10:44 PM

Hmm Crap on the FAQ looks like your knees must bend all the way normally. My left leg likes to extend. Ok it may cost me the 29k or so boyalley said and some additional funds to cut my lower leg off, hell I may just do them both.

I want this.

Sly · 11-21-2006, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Oh tell me that aint the sweetest chair ever.

Yeh, it is pretty sweet. I've seen various similar types every now and then.

My goal is to some day make enough money to fund a R&D lab just to make me all kinds of cool shit, hehe.

Yngwie · 11-21-2006, 10:49 PM

at the rate that my leg disability is going I will need something like that in the next 4 to 5 years.

Trixxxia · 11-21-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Looks like it's $29,000 but what an amazing device!

That's a shitload of money

DAMN.
It does look sweet though.

ASM - I'll see if anyone at J&J still owes me a favor. I'll keep you posted!

fuzebox · 11-21-2006, 11:41 PM

I remember seeing this on 60 minutes or 20/20 or something a while back... They showed a video if it going up the stairs and it was pretty fucking amazing.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-21-2006, 11:59 PM

Make one hell of a useful webmaster bonus !!

;-)

tony286 · 11-22-2006, 12:01 AM

Come on Big Fish show some Christmas Spirit

spasmo · 11-22-2006, 12:14 AM

ASM,

That thing got a hemi?

Seriously, though...that'd be a sweet machine to get your hands on. And I know you will.

woj · 11-22-2006, 12:17 AM

that thing looks awesome

DWB · 11-22-2006, 12:30 AM

Looks like you can ride a wheelie in this thing!

one eight · 11-22-2006, 01:37 AM

you can use mine.

RevSand · 11-22-2006, 01:54 AM

Damn I know unfortunately you NEED it ASM.. but that thing looks like a blast to play in. I want to just take one for a spin for the fuck of it..

Best of luck to you man.. Is there any medicare (?) or some thing like that maybe to help cover some of the cost? I have seen the infomercials for another chair thing that says they can help you get one of theirs cheap or free.. Maybe this one has some sorta offers like that to look into...

thebossxxx · 11-22-2006, 02:04 AM

Now thats a machine!

Sarah_Jayne · 11-22-2006, 02:12 AM

My husband's scooter wasn't even that big and was heavy as hell. Most of the weight was the battery.

biskoppen · 11-22-2006, 02:25 AM

Thats like a SegWay for dissabled

Wiggles · 11-22-2006, 05:19 AM

its like the benz for handicap people, or something cool for lazy people.

SlamDesigns · 11-22-2006, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

Shit... I'm not disabled... and I want one... that thing looks sweet.

What he said. I'm just lazy...that thing would make life a lot easier.

CaptainHowdy · 11-22-2006, 05:22 AM

This is a reminder for the rest of us fuckers that take movility for granted...

ServerGenius · 11-22-2006, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Looks like it's $29,000 but what an amazing device!

Now here's a good reason for 1 of your famous Sig Actions. I'm sure GFY can
raise a nice starter on this baby for a webmaster from of our own community.

viki · 11-22-2006, 06:39 AM

I saw someone using one of those at a flea market or something very similar and wondered if it was used for stair climbing. Looks pretty amazing.

HorseShit · 11-22-2006, 07:45 AM

that thing would do a great job running over people at shows, I say get

Matt 26z · 11-22-2006, 08:26 AM

Governments should provide stuff like this for free.

TheSenator · 11-22-2006, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Governments should provide stuff like this for free.

I agree.

Indecent · 11-22-2006, 08:32 AM

Steven Cobert had one on his show the other day... freaking amazing. He hadn't ever used it, and he was able to easily elevate himself, and then drive a wheelie across the room.

He actually interviewed the guy who invented it, and man.. talk about brains.

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Indecent Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 156	Steven Cobert had one on his show the other day... freaking amazing. He hadn't ever used it, and he was able to easily elevate himself, and then drive a wheelie across the room. He actually interviewed the guy who invented it, and man.. talk about brains.