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Tanker · 05-24-2002, 05:18 PM

Me and the rest of the office just hit a sales goal set 6 months ago and he owes everyone in the office a 600 cc Sport bike Motorcycle of our choice WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

thats a lot of Bikes!!

I am off to the motorcycle shop with the rest of the crew to pick out my Bike

Be back in a Bit

he isnt mad cause he gets one too

Tanker

Scorpion · 05-24-2002, 05:20 PM

Congratulations Tanker! That's a nice incentive.

Rochard · 05-24-2002, 05:21 PM

Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!!!

I'm right behind you Tanker!

kmanrox · 05-24-2002, 05:22 PM

wohoo!! rock on brutha!!

SNOW · 05-24-2002, 05:24 PM

GREAT NEWS....Nice seeing a tight team work together.. WHat does Christine get?

Tanker · 05-24-2002, 05:26 PM

She is getting an Yamaha R6

Roxxy · 05-24-2002, 05:26 PM

Sweeeeeet!!!!!

Here are my pics....

#1.BEST 600cc on the market... hands down, Yamaha R6!
#2.Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica of corse.
#3.Honda F4i, better for smaller people, but doesn't perform like the rest.

Oh, and my personal fav... not a 600 but the GSXR 750!

Sport bikes RULE!!! Way to go!

Rochard · 05-24-2002, 05:27 PM

Shit - Lightspeed just wrote out checks for each us!!!!!!!!!! Pictures in just a sec!!!

Platinum Dave · 05-24-2002, 05:33 PM

Very impressive,

Lets see the bikes once you get them,

Part 2

Steve is a good guy,

Cheers

Rochard · 05-24-2002, 05:34 PM

This is how the staff really got the motorcycles.... This is Tanker giving Lightspeed a little gift......

boneprone · 05-24-2002, 05:34 PM

Roc's gunna show the boys how a man rides a bike!
Congrats guys! You all desirve it!

NICE!

Chrisitine · 05-24-2002, 05:36 PM

This is so damn exciting! Yes, I am also getting a bike!

Hopefully I survive longer than the first day.........

boneprone · 05-24-2002, 05:38 PM

The Lightspeed MotorCycle Gang.

Go shoot it up in Laughlin NV.

Outsiders Beware

SNOW · 05-24-2002, 06:35 PM

Christine How many pocket rockets do you have??

I agree the R-6 is god..

vegasdude · 05-24-2002, 06:37 PM

cool!

boneprone · 05-24-2002, 06:38 PM

pocket rocket?

You mean crotch rocket.

Pocket rocket is a vibrator.

Snow gets a bit confused.

he has 3

Naughty · 05-24-2002, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Pocket rocket is a vibrator.

I used to sell those... hot items

I bet a good bike will get the same result on a woman though.

FlyingIguana · 05-24-2002, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
She is getting an Yamaha R6

hope thats not her first bike. they are fucking nasty lil fuckers. nothing till about 9k then it kicks in like a jet

chodadog · 05-24-2002, 07:01 PM

Crickey, Lightspeed Cash fucking owns. lol
Good work guys.

ammo325 · 05-24-2002, 07:53 PM

All of you deserve it. Great crew, great company!

FlyingIguana · 05-24-2002, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty

I used to sell those... hot items

I bet a good bike will get the same result on a woman though.

my srad feals like a big vibrator if i drive with rpm's over 11k. tad annoying :/

Tanker · 05-24-2002, 08:03 PM

Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica

I pick it up in the morning

Tanker

the bulldog · 05-24-2002, 08:07 PM

Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man.

Tanker · 05-24-2002, 08:08 PM

hahahha

What do you thinK we give away 100% bonus's and

drawings for a bike 2 times a year

Tanker

Tanker · 05-24-2002, 08:09 PM

Ammo is doing his 100% bonus he can almost get a bike with the bonus money at the rate he is going and that doesn't include the 100% recurring for life of those customers

Tanker

FlyingIguana · 05-24-2002, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica

I pick it up in the morning

Tanker

does that have more hp than the regular ones? i don't really like the look of it.

FADE19 · 05-24-2002, 08:25 PM

Ya...I reached a deadline once for my job too....I was rewarded with a kick to the head and more deadlines....GOD! I love corporate America, I no longer reach deadlines?.could give a shit if the whole place went up in a mushroom cloud?how?s that for Morale :P

Congrats Lightspeed and gang?.well deserved

Fletch XXX · 05-24-2002, 08:34 PM

Nice Bike Tanker, congrats on the win, dont know if the "goal" was reached as In LS lost a bet or you guys did well enough to get them hehehe... either way enjoy. Wear your helmet.

DPlayMax · 05-24-2002, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
Me and the rest of the office just hit a sales goal set 6 months ago and he owes everyone in the office a 600 cc Sport bike Motorcycle of our choice WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

thats a lot of Bikes!!

I am off to the motorcycle shop with the rest of the crew to pick out my Bike

Be back in a Bit

he isnt mad cause he gets one too

Tanker

Tanker - waaaaaaaaaaayyyy to go!
I'm going to get a Ducati soon - and we should race.

SteveLightspeed · 05-24-2002, 09:05 PM

Here's the one I bought for myself

Nysus · 05-24-2002, 09:16 PM

Nice bikes. Any openings at Lightspeed?

Cheers,
Matt

titmowse · 05-24-2002, 09:18 PM

pretty color. you kids be careful on them things...you'll poke your eye out

FlyingIguana · 05-24-2002, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
Nice bikes. Any openings at Lightspeed?

Cheers,
Matt

all the bikes are already handed out. u'll just end up being the bitch in the back.

Lensman · 05-24-2002, 09:23 PM

Bring them up to Vegas, we'll race...

^R3K^ · 05-24-2002, 09:28 PM

Lens is that your K75? I want one bad, shoping around but cant find a decent used one around.. i cant buy new like you yet ;-))

AdultWebGraphics · 05-24-2002, 09:42 PM

Where is mine?

Mike D · 05-25-2002, 12:23 AM

sweet ass bikes. you guys are kickin ass !!!

Mike.........................

Rochard · 05-25-2002, 12:37 AM

Here's the bikes Lightspeed, Tanker, and I picked out.......

Rochard · 05-25-2002, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man.

Huh? Bulldog, you were there in Vegas when we gave away the first bike, which went to one of our webmasters who won it.

VeNoM · 05-25-2002, 12:46 AM

nice to see sooo many people all worlking for the same goal.....

GTS Mark · 05-25-2002, 12:57 AM

Jesus is it just me or is Tanker the only guy who remotely looks like he belongs on one of those sport bikes! LOL!

DH

J/K guys congrats!

Mike D · 05-25-2002, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man.

they bought me my roadking ..

Thx

Mike..................

ADIDAS · 05-25-2002, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
Me and the rest of the office just hit a sales goal set 6 months ago and he owes everyone in the office a 600 cc Sport bike Motorcycle of our choice WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

thats a lot of Bikes!!

I am off to the motorcycle shop with the rest of the crew to pick out my Bike

Be back in a Bit

he isnt mad cause he gets one too

Tanker

Congrats!

RockDaddy · 05-25-2002, 01:11 AM

Code:

doesn't include the 100% recurring for life of those customers

Or until the credit card expires, whichever comes first

Congrats on the bikes!!

Rochard · 05-25-2002, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Jesus is it just me or is Tanker the only guy who remotely looks like he belongs on one of those sport bikes! LOL!

DH

J/K guys congrats!

So, what are you saying? That I'm not MAN ENOUGH to have a bike? Right. I'm the only one of us four who ever had a motorcycle before.......... We'll see who is the first one to drop their bike!

Mike D · 05-25-2002, 01:17 AM

yeah but a ninja ???

Mike..................

Mike D · 05-25-2002, 01:24 AM

get a ducati or something

Mike...............

ammo325 · 05-25-2002, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man.

No need to be rude. I am rather enjoying the 100% bonus. Lightspeed definately takes of those that are productive!

You all look like you will enjoy those things in the desert.

Lightspeed, whats up with goatee?

Milton · 05-25-2002, 03:29 AM

great bikes !

SteveLightspeed · 05-25-2002, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

You still have a chance to get in our next Lightspeed 500 "Race to the Bank" contest, where the grand prize Honda CBR600 F4i will be awarded in August.

And I agree that we should all thank our webmasters, I try to thank them every chance I get! (Christmas Party and Stretch Hummer in LA, Open Bar at Players Ball last Internext, Parties at every AWE, Paintball War at Phoenix Forum, Snorkeling excusion in Jamaica, Deep sea fishing in Curacao, etc....)

Also, we now pay our affiliates 60% and give them a performance bonus of 100% commissions for 30 days!

THANK YOU LIGHTSPEEDCASH AFFILIATES!!!
Steve Lightspeed

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05-24-2002, 05:18 PM	#1
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	Lightspeed Is Pissed Me and the rest of the office just hit a sales goal set 6 months ago and he owes everyone in the office a 600 cc Sport bike Motorcycle of our choice WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO thats a lot of Bikes!! I am off to the motorcycle shop with the rest of the crew to pick out my Bike Be back in a Bit he isnt mad cause he gets one too Tanker __________________ Tanker ICQ 3427575 CCBTools Now featured in the CCBill.com APP STORE

05-24-2002, 05:20 PM	#2
Scorpion So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 40	Congratulations Tanker! That's a nice incentive.

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,443	Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!!! I'm right behind you Tanker! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

05-24-2002, 05:24 PM	#5
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	GREAT NEWS....Nice seeing a tight team work together.. WHat does Christine get?

05-24-2002, 05:26 PM	#7
Roxxy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: BEHIND YOU!!! Posts: 602	Sweeeeeet!!!!! Here are my pics.... #1.BEST 600cc on the market... hands down, Yamaha R6! #2.Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica of corse. #3.Honda F4i, better for smaller people, but doesn't perform like the rest. Oh, and my personal fav... not a 600 but the GSXR 750! Sport bikes RULE!!! Way to go!

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05-24-2002, 05:36 PM	#12
Chrisitine Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 18	This is so damn exciting! Yes, I am also getting a bike! Hopefully I survive longer than the first day.........

05-24-2002, 05:38 PM	#13
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	The Lightspeed MotorCycle Gang. Go shoot it up in Laughlin NV. Outsiders Beware __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica I pick it up in the morning Tanker __________________ Tanker ICQ 3427575 CCBTools Now featured in the CCBill.com APP STORE Last edited by Tanker; 05-24-2002 at 08:07 PM..

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the bulldog Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Land of Chocolate!! Posts: 519	Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;) As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man.

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Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	hahahha What do you thinK we give away 100% bonus's and drawings for a bike 2 times a year Tanker __________________ Tanker ICQ 3427575 CCBTools Now featured in the CCBill.com APP STORE

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Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	Ammo is doing his 100% bonus he can almost get a bike with the bonus money at the rate he is going and that doesn't include the 100% recurring for life of those customers Tanker __________________ Tanker ICQ 3427575 CCBTools Now featured in the CCBill.com APP STORE

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RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	Code: doesn't include the 100% recurring for life of those customers Or until the credit card expires, whichever comes first Congrats on the bikes!!