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Tanker 05-24-2002 05:18 PM

Lightspeed Is Pissed
 
Me and the rest of the office just hit a sales goal set 6 months ago and he owes everyone in the office a 600 cc Sport bike Motorcycle of our choice WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

thats a lot of Bikes!!

I am off to the motorcycle shop with the rest of the crew to pick out my Bike

Be back in a Bit


he isnt mad cause he gets one too

Tanker

Scorpion 05-24-2002 05:20 PM

Congratulations Tanker! That's a nice incentive. :)

Rochard 05-24-2002 05:21 PM

Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!!!

I'm right behind you Tanker!

kmanrox 05-24-2002 05:22 PM

wohoo!! rock on brutha!!

SNOW 05-24-2002 05:24 PM

GREAT NEWS....Nice seeing a tight team work together.. WHat does Christine get?

Tanker 05-24-2002 05:26 PM

She is getting an Yamaha R6

Roxxy 05-24-2002 05:26 PM

Sweeeeeet!!!!!

Here are my pics....

#1.BEST 600cc on the market... hands down, Yamaha R6!
#2.Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica of corse.
#3.Honda F4i, better for smaller people, but doesn't perform like the rest.

Oh, and my personal fav... not a 600 but the GSXR 750!:thumbsup

Sport bikes RULE!!! Way to go!

Rochard 05-24-2002 05:27 PM

Shit - Lightspeed just wrote out checks for each us!!!!!!!!!! Pictures in just a sec!!!

Platinum Dave 05-24-2002 05:33 PM

Very impressive,

Lets see the bikes once you get them,

Part 2 :)

Steve is a good guy,

Cheers

Rochard 05-24-2002 05:34 PM

This is how the staff really got the motorcycles.... This is Tanker giving Lightspeed a little gift......

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/paintball/checktanker.jpg

boneprone 05-24-2002 05:34 PM

Roc's gunna show the boys how a man rides a bike!
Congrats guys! You all desirve it!

NICE!

Chrisitine 05-24-2002 05:36 PM

:Graucho

This is so damn exciting! Yes, I am also getting a bike!


Hopefully I survive longer than the first day.........

boneprone 05-24-2002 05:38 PM

The Lightspeed MotorCycle Gang.

Go shoot it up in Laughlin NV.

Outsiders Beware

SNOW 05-24-2002 06:35 PM

Christine How many pocket rockets do you have??

I agree the R-6 is god..

vegasdude 05-24-2002 06:37 PM

cool! :thumbsup

boneprone 05-24-2002 06:38 PM

pocket rocket?

You mean crotch rocket.

Pocket rocket is a vibrator.

Snow gets a bit confused.

he has 3

Naughty 05-24-2002 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Pocket rocket is a vibrator.

I used to sell those... hot items:1orglaugh

I bet a good bike will get the same result on a woman though.

FlyingIguana 05-24-2002 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
She is getting an Yamaha R6
hope thats not her first bike. they are fucking nasty lil fuckers. nothing till about 9k then it kicks in like a jet :)

chodadog 05-24-2002 07:01 PM

Crickey, Lightspeed Cash fucking owns. lol
Good work guys.

ammo325 05-24-2002 07:53 PM

All of you deserve it. Great crew, great company!

FlyingIguana 05-24-2002 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty


I used to sell those... hot items:1orglaugh

I bet a good bike will get the same result on a woman though.

my srad feals like a big vibrator if i drive with rpm's over 11k. tad annoying :/

Tanker 05-24-2002 08:03 PM

Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica

http://www.raywilt.com/images/suz_telef_600_6sxr.jpg


I pick it up in the morning



Tanker

the bulldog 05-24-2002 08:07 PM

Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man. :321GFY

Tanker 05-24-2002 08:08 PM

hahahha

What do you thinK we give away 100% bonus's and

drawings for a bike 2 times a year


Tanker

Tanker 05-24-2002 08:09 PM

Ammo is doing his 100% bonus he can almost get a bike with the bonus money at the rate he is going and that doesn't include the 100% recurring for life of those customers




Tanker

FlyingIguana 05-24-2002 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
Suzuki GSXR 600, the limited edition telefonica

http://www.raywilt.com/images/suz_telef_600_6sxr.jpg


I pick it up in the morning



Tanker

does that have more hp than the regular ones? i don't really like the look of it.

FADE19 05-24-2002 08:25 PM

Ya...I reached a deadline once for my job too....I was rewarded with a kick to the head and more deadlines....GOD! I love corporate America, I no longer reach deadlines?.could give a shit if the whole place went up in a mushroom cloud?how?s that for Morale :P

Congrats Lightspeed and gang?.well deserved :)

Fletch XXX 05-24-2002 08:34 PM

Nice Bike Tanker, congrats on the win, dont know if the "goal" was reached as In LS lost a bet or you guys did well enough to get them hehehe... either way enjoy. Wear your helmet.

DPlayMax 05-24-2002 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
Me and the rest of the office just hit a sales goal set 6 months ago and he owes everyone in the office a 600 cc Sport bike Motorcycle of our choice WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

thats a lot of Bikes!!

I am off to the motorcycle shop with the rest of the crew to pick out my Bike

Be back in a Bit


he isnt mad cause he gets one too

Tanker

Tanker - waaaaaaaaaaayyyy to go!
I'm going to get a Ducati soon - and we should race.

SteveLightspeed 05-24-2002 09:05 PM

Here's the one I bought for myself

http://www.yamaha-motor.com/products...UEWHITE-01.jpg

Nysus 05-24-2002 09:16 PM

Nice bikes. Any openings at Lightspeed? :)

Cheers,
Matt

titmowse 05-24-2002 09:18 PM

pretty color. you kids be careful on them things...you'll poke your eye out :eatmouse

FlyingIguana 05-24-2002 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
Nice bikes. Any openings at Lightspeed? :)

Cheers,
Matt

all the bikes are already handed out. u'll just end up being the bitch in the back.

Lensman 05-24-2002 09:23 PM

Bring them up to Vegas, we'll race...

http://www.turbine.com/moto/art/BMWK75.jpg

^R3K^ 05-24-2002 09:28 PM

Lens is that your K75? I want one bad, shoping around but cant find a decent used one around.. i cant buy new like you yet ;-))

AdultWebGraphics 05-24-2002 09:42 PM

Where is mine?

Mike D 05-25-2002 12:23 AM

sweet ass bikes. you guys are kickin ass !!!




Mike.........................

Rochard 05-25-2002 12:37 AM

Here's the bikes Lightspeed, Tanker, and I picked out.......

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/paintball/motols01.jpg

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/paintb...totanker01.jpg

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/paintball/motoroc01.jpg

Rochard 05-25-2002 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man. :321GFY

Huh? Bulldog, you were there in Vegas when we gave away the first bike, which went to one of our webmasters who won it.

VeNoM 05-25-2002 12:46 AM

nice to see sooo many people all worlking for the same goal.....

GTS Mark 05-25-2002 12:57 AM

Jesus is it just me or is Tanker the only guy who remotely looks like he belongs on one of those sport bikes! LOL!

DH:glugglug

J/K guys congrats! :thumbsup

Mike D 05-25-2002 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man. :321GFY

they bought me my roadking ..

http://www.divinecontent.com/my bike.jpg

Thx :winkwink:


Mike..................

ADIDAS 05-25-2002 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
Me and the rest of the office just hit a sales goal set 6 months ago and he owes everyone in the office a 600 cc Sport bike Motorcycle of our choice WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

thats a lot of Bikes!!

I am off to the motorcycle shop with the rest of the crew to pick out my Bike

Be back in a Bit


he isnt mad cause he gets one too

Tanker

Congrats!

RockDaddy 05-25-2002 01:11 AM

Code:

doesn't include the 100% recurring for life of those customers
Or until the credit card expires, whichever comes first :)


Congrats on the bikes!!

Rochard 05-25-2002 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Jesus is it just me or is Tanker the only guy who remotely looks like he belongs on one of those sport bikes! LOL!

DH:glugglug

J/K guys congrats! :thumbsup

So, what are you saying? That I'm not MAN ENOUGH to have a bike? Right. I'm the only one of us four who ever had a motorcycle before.......... We'll see who is the first one to drop their bike!

Mike D 05-25-2002 01:17 AM

yeah but a ninja ???



Mike..................

Mike D 05-25-2002 01:24 AM

get a ducati or something :thumbsup



Mike...............

ammo325 05-25-2002 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)

As for Lightspeed... fuck, get some plastic surgery on that face man. :321GFY

No need to be rude. I am rather enjoying the 100% bonus. Lightspeed definately takes of those that are productive!


You all look like you will enjoy those things in the desert.

Lightspeed, whats up with goatee?

Milton 05-25-2002 03:29 AM

great bikes !

SteveLightspeed 05-25-2002 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Its great how YOU get prizes and shit when its the webmasters that have helped you reach that target..... so Tanker, you should be kissing the ass of ALL your webmasters right about now.... ;)


You still have a chance to get in our next Lightspeed 500 "Race to the Bank" contest, where the grand prize Honda CBR600 F4i will be awarded in August.

And I agree that we should all thank our webmasters, I try to thank them every chance I get! (Christmas Party and Stretch Hummer in LA, Open Bar at Players Ball last Internext, Parties at every AWE, Paintball War at Phoenix Forum, Snorkeling excusion in Jamaica, Deep sea fishing in Curacao, etc....)

Also, we now pay our affiliates 60% and give them a performance bonus of 100% commissions for 30 days!

THANK YOU LIGHTSPEEDCASH AFFILIATES!!!
Steve Lightspeed


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