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  • Pleasurepays
    BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
    • Aug 2002
    • 11913

    #1

    Will76 - A Special Announcement From The Industry Elite

    Joint statement by the following adult webmaster organizations:

    ~ The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics
    ~ The Committee For Useless Message Board Contests as a Distraction
    ~ The United Union of Wannabe Sycophants
    ~ The North American Board Whore Foundation
    ~ Contest Post Bots
    ~ The Organized Committee for Ethical and Responsible Shaving

    And

    ~ Leroy Picklepoo, Author of the best selling books
    "Hey man, it was a rogue employee! and other great excuses",
    "So what, we all shave, its the size of the check that matters"
    &
    "You ARE your post count"

    Dear Fellow Webmasters,

    We would like to announce that Will76 has had his "bro status" fully revoked by the industry elite. From this moment on, he will no longer be referred to as a "stand up guy" who is "running a top notch operation" by our members and associates. No member or associate shall blindly rush to his defense no matter how bad he fucks up, ignore the facts and just babble on about how wonderful he is and what a great friend. No member or associate shall make comments on his achievements, status, or wealth in a positive light and under no circumstances will any member ever... ever say in Wills defense "hey man, i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks, i really like him. great guy!"

    From this moment on, we shall do what we can to call his credibility into question for his rediculous outing of the unfortuneate "adware collisions" which may or may not, allegedly, in some rare cases (if at all), result in the potential and possible loss (we feel its an incalculably small loss) of what might be considered a "sale" which some might feel (and possibly wrongly so) should be credited to the webmaster (who probably didn't deserve it anyway) which as we all know, Lars clarified that the sponsor is "forced" to do.


    A Warm, Sincere, Heart Felt Thank You,
    From Affiliate Programs Everywhere
  • HighSociety
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 1786

    #2
    how does one join the club
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    Jonathan "JC" Maldini
    ICQ: 223 643

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    • HighSociety
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2005
      • 1786

      #3
      doublexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      Last edited by HighSociety; 11-19-2006, 02:26 PM.
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      Jonathan "JC" Maldini
      ICQ: 223 643

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      • Pipecrew
        Master of Gfy.com
        • Feb 2002
        • 14888

        #4
        hahaha well written and witty.

        Comment

        • bizarrejan
          Confirmed User
          • May 2006
          • 1487

          #5
          nice piece

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            very witty and sadly pretty true

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            • TampaToker
              Confirmed User
              • May 2006
              • 5828

              #7
              Very nice
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              • Tuga
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2002
                • 7678

                #8
                Aahahaha great post.

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                • TheDoc
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 13827

                  #9
                  That's great, it made me laugh..

                  Some creative work.
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                  • Andiz
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 2594

                    #10
                    Great piece, I love it

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                    • andrej_NDC
                      Registered User
                      • May 2004
                      • 7760

                      #11
                      I love this guy. lol

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                      • emthree
                        Dialer Kingpin
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 10816

                        #12
                        haha @ bro status

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                        • GonZo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 3180

                          #13
                          No sushi for you!
                          Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
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                          All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                          • crocop
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 205

                            #14
                            lol, thats great

                            now the question is: if i buy a drink for someone at a show and throw it on them will i still be a good guy? since i did buy the drink in the 1st place?

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                            • MaddCaz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 9483

                              #15
                              heere we goooooo

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                              • starpimps
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 6954

                                #16
                                damn thank god i didnt lose my bro status id be lost without it
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                                • MaddCaz
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 9483

                                  #17
                                  this is kinda how we chill tho...

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                                  • Tempest
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 10217

                                    #18

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                                    • GooSearch
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 2538

                                      #19
                                      i never got my button when i sent in my app for The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics

                                      who do i need to talk to ?? anyone ?
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                                      • Kimo
                                        ...
                                        • Jan 2006
                                        • 11542

                                        #20
                                        fuck zango
                                        ...

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                                        • marketsmart
                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 20419

                                          #21
                                          yep, fuck zango....

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                                          • minusonebit
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 7391

                                            #22
                                            hahaha, best post of the year award goes here.

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                                            • Mutt
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 34431

                                              #23
                                              PleasurePays always on top of his game!
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                                              • Jman
                                                Already an AI veteran
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 22838

                                                #24
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                                                • Martin
                                                  "Assassins"
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 17278

                                                  #25
                                                  hehe.. good stuff..

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                                                  • teksonline
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                    • 2904

                                                    #26
                                                    Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

                                                    What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
                                                    what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

                                                    company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

                                                    12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

                                                    sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

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                                                    • Mutt
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 34431

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by teksonline
                                                      Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

                                                      What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
                                                      what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

                                                      company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

                                                      12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

                                                      sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned
                                                      you are funnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

                                                      off to bed with ya now timmy, school day tomorrow!
                                                      I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                      • he-fox
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                        • 2884

                                                        #28
                                                        first class irony

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                                                        • LiveDose
                                                          Show Yer Tits!
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 25792

                                                          #29
                                                          fidelio.

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                                                          • teksonline
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                            • 2904

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mutt
                                                            you are funnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

                                                            off to bed with ya now timmy, school day tomorrow!
                                                            Yeah, it's a school day, where I teach you how to run a site.. be sure to be there bright and early... i'll show you how to tail the logs of all zango traffic so you can get off by gagging on your own fucking spit

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                                                            • will76
                                                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 18037

                                                              #31
                                                              FUCK. I just sent in my $2.95 for this years membership dues.
                                                              ICQ: 86364801 Email: will [at] innovativeassets [dot] com

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                                                              • will76
                                                                Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 18037

                                                                #32
                                                                BTW, major announcements next week. What do you want for christmas?

                                                                (please let me have bro status back, or even junior bro. anything, I want to matter! If i buy a new sports car will that help? )
                                                                ICQ: 86364801 Email: will [at] innovativeassets [dot] com

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                                                                • Webby
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 14956

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Ya got that terminology 100% Pleasurepays

                                                                  I was never anyone's friggin "bro" and "i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks" is the reason it can be droll attending webmaster meets. Can ya imagine any other industry that uses that crass dialog or judge others as being "top notch" and "stand up guys" depending on the drinks at a show?




                                                                  PS Sure.. can see the diplomatic corp calling each other "bro" blah.. "May I introduce you to my dear Bro, the High Commissioner to Tuvalu and his sidekick, the Chargé d'affaires? They are both stand up guys and run a top notch operation shaving the UN AID's program and selling second-user condoms"
                                                                  XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                                                                  • will76
                                                                    Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 18037

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by teksonline
                                                                    Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

                                                                    What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
                                                                    what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

                                                                    company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

                                                                    12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

                                                                    sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

                                                                    I think someone is applying for Big Bro Status.
                                                                    ICQ: 86364801 Email: will [at] innovativeassets [dot] com

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                                                                    • EBORG9
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 1823

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Thou art a brilliant scribe.

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                                                                      • fuzebox
                                                                        making it rain
                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 22353

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...

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                                                                        • studiocritic
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 2442

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                          I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...
                                                                          i suggest you watch what you say.. flaunting your bro status is grounds for revocation.
                                                                          254342256

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                                                                          • will76
                                                                            Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                            • 18037

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                            I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...
                                                                            Bro man law #1 never let the others know most of the drinks you buy are free. (strike 1 against you).

                                                                            I wouldn't be bragging you bought so many drinks unless you can get at least 3 bros to back up that statement. It is one thing to buy a couple drinks, but hundreds of drinks is a bold statement that needs 3 bros to verify.

                                                                            We need to hear:

                                                                            Yeah bro, you bought half the bar drinks at that party (x3).
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                                                                            • martinsc
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                              • 27047

                                                                              #39
                                                                              fuck zango.
                                                                              Make Money

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                                                                              • madawgz
                                                                                8.8.8.8
                                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                                • 30509

                                                                                #40
                                                                                that was creative
                                                                                TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 51460

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                  Joint statement by the following adult webmaster organizations:

                                                                                  ~ The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics
                                                                                  ~ The Committee For Useless Message Board Contests as a Distraction
                                                                                  ~ The United Union of Wannabe Sycophants
                                                                                  ~ The North American Board Whore Foundation
                                                                                  ~ Contest Post Bots
                                                                                  ~ The Organized Committee for Ethical and Responsible Shaving

                                                                                  And

                                                                                  ~ Leroy Picklepoo, Author of the best selling books
                                                                                  "Hey man, it was a rogue employee! and other great excuses",
                                                                                  "So what, we all shave, its the size of the check that matters"
                                                                                  &
                                                                                  "You ARE your post count"

                                                                                  Dear Fellow Webmasters,

                                                                                  We would like to announce that Will76 has had his "bro status" fully revoked by the industry elite. From this moment on, he will no longer be referred to as a "stand up guy" who is "running a top notch operation" by our members and associates. No member or associate shall blindly rush to his defense no matter how bad he fucks up, ignore the facts and just babble on about how wonderful he is and what a great friend. No member or associate shall make comments on his achievements, status, or wealth in a positive light and under no circumstances will any member ever... ever say in Wills defense "hey man, i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks, i really like him. great guy!"

                                                                                  From this moment on, we shall do what we can to call his credibility into question for his rediculous outing of the unfortuneate "adware collisions" which may or may not, allegedly, in some rare cases (if at all), result in the potential and possible loss (we feel its an incalculably small loss) of what might be considered a "sale" which some might feel (and possibly wrongly so) should be credited to the webmaster (who probably didn't deserve it anyway) which as we all know, Lars clarified that the sponsor is "forced" to do.


                                                                                  A Warm, Sincere, Heart Felt Thank You,
                                                                                  From Affiliate Programs Everywhere
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                                                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 22872

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                    I never got the "bought me drinks at a show" thing... Half the time the bars are free, and sure the other half of the time people take turns buying rounds. I've bought hundreds of drinks for friends and they've done the same, it's called being courteous and sociable...
                                                                                    I think I got an extra drink once and carried it over to where you were standing and handed it to you, doesn't that count for anything?

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                                                                                    • chaze
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 9774

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Wooow this is serious
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                                                                                      • alan-l
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2003
                                                                                        • 2477

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by teksonline
                                                                                        Ugh this is actually pretty sad and pathetic little post, and you are obviously clueless if you think zango is anything but a small possible loss of a sale. Of course, you are clueless because you obviously have no traffic.

                                                                                        What's 5% of 500,000 uniques per day? 25000?
                                                                                        what's 25,000 divided by 2000?

                                                                                        company was losing 12 sales per day to zango, well not no more, all directed to the trashbin now

                                                                                        12 sales a day is probably what you dream of having...

                                                                                        sorry you only have 50 hits a day, but if thats the case, you should be even more concerned

                                                                                        man, are you serious or just trying to be funny? you got me lost here

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                                                                                        • marko13
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 7512

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          that isn't right....
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                                                                                          • darksoul
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                            • 4997

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            muhaha,
                                                                                            pretty much sums it up
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                                                                                            • en21
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 2640

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              so will76 is the bad guy now???
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                                                                                              • Brujah
                                                                                                Beer Money Baron
                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 22157

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                That was great.

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                                                                                                • will76
                                                                                                  Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 18037

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by en21
                                                                                                  so will76 is the bad guy now???
                                                                                                  I Am so lost
                                                                                                  I lost my bro status. All of the people who matter have kicked me out of their club for the industry elite.

                                                                                                  if you are still wondering, we are just being funny.
                                                                                                  ICQ: 86364801 Email: will [at] innovativeassets [dot] com

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                                                                                                  • will76
                                                                                                    Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                                    • 18037

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I am keeping my Bros patch.

                                                                                                    ICQ: 86364801 Email: will [at] innovativeassets [dot] com

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