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AdultGames · 07-13-2002, 09:01 PM

I just had this e-mailed to me from a friend and thought it was kinda funny, and sadly true as well.

Here is goes......

A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who's willy's thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

A BOYS PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice tits.
Amen.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 07-13-2002, 09:15 PM

So true!

AdultGames · 07-13-2002, 09:34 PM

lol....I am glad you liked it....at first when I began to read it, I was like "oh no!"......but then it got really funny at the end.

[Labret] · 07-13-2002, 09:37 PM

Its degrading to men.

Krome · 07-13-2002, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Its degrading to men.

Totally...we are being surpressed Labret..the time has come for men to be equals with the bitches...

[Labret] · 07-13-2002, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome

Totally...we are being surpressed Labret..the time has come for men to be equals with the bitches...

Whoa whoa, slow down there Nigel.

Only the law says women are our equals. Science tells a different story.

michaelw · 07-13-2002, 11:05 PM

Jon · 07-13-2002, 11:08 PM

thats whats great about being a guy.. everything is quick and to the point.

when a guy goes out with a girl, how long does it take him tops? --- 1hr (including the 30 mins of jackin off in the shower)
and how long does it take a girl?
-- well shit, she wakes up, checks the weather, sees which 20 outfits go with that, then asks her friend's for their opinion.. blah blah blah

Nina · 07-13-2002, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Its degrading to men.

I love degrading men... and I love men who like to be degraded.

BabeHunter · 07-14-2002, 01:04 AM

this is so funny!

Pathfinder · 07-14-2002, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina

I love degrading men... and I love men who like to be degraded.

Definitely not my type of gal.

Babaganoosh · 07-14-2002, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina

I love degrading men... and I love men who like to be degraded.

I'd let you spank my ass like I am your little bitch.

Where can I sign up for that?

Ace-Ace · 07-14-2002, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Its degrading to men.

No shit, we pray for ass too....god damn.

AdultGames · 07-14-2002, 07:34 AM

lol.

Hey Nina....will you be at Internext too?

If so....I can't wait to meet you.

lol

hyper · 07-14-2002, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

I'd let you spank my ass like I am your little bitch.

Where can I sign up for that?

I'm next

3Xguru · 07-14-2002, 08:12 AM

That was some funny prayer Paul.
Realy good one.

AdultGames · 07-14-2002, 01:50 PM

3Xguru,

Thanks.....I get a lot of junk in my mailbox, but sometimes there is something I think might be good enough to share with others....sometimes I am proven wrong on that note...lol.

07-13-2002, 09:01 PM	#1
AdultGames Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: USA Posts: 190	Bedtime Prayer (funny) I just had this e-mailed to me from a friend and thought it was kinda funny, and sadly true as well. Here is goes...... A GIRLS PRAYER Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dickhead you sent me instead. Amen. A BOYS PRAYER Lord, I pray for a girl with nice tits. Amen. __________________ Paul M. Games President The Leaders In Online Adult Games Content www.AdultWebGames.com Last edited by AdultGames; 07-13-2002 at 09:24 PM..

07-13-2002, 09:15 PM	#2
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	So true! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

07-13-2002, 09:34 PM	#3
AdultGames Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: USA Posts: 190	lol....I am glad you liked it....at first when I began to read it, I was like "oh no!"......but then it got really funny at the end. __________________ Paul M. Games President The Leaders In Online Adult Games Content www.AdultWebGames.com

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	thats whats great about being a guy.. everything is quick and to the point. when a guy goes out with a girl, how long does it take him tops? --- 1hr (including the 30 mins of jackin off in the shower) and how long does it take a girl? -- well shit, she wakes up, checks the weather, sees which 20 outfits go with that, then asks her friend's for their opinion.. blah blah blah __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Its degrading to men.

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07-14-2002, 07:34 AM	#14
AdultGames Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: USA Posts: 190	lol. Hey Nina....will you be at Internext too? If so....I can't wait to meet you. lol __________________ Paul M. Games President The Leaders In Online Adult Games Content www.AdultWebGames.com

07-14-2002, 08:12 AM	#16
3Xguru Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Iasi Posts: 1,281	That was some funny prayer Paul. Realy good one. __________________ -=Free Webmaster Tools=-

07-14-2002, 01:50 PM	#17
AdultGames Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: USA Posts: 190	3Xguru, Thanks.....I get a lot of junk in my mailbox, but sometimes there is something I think might be good enough to share with others....sometimes I am proven wrong on that note...lol. __________________ Paul M. Games President The Leaders In Online Adult Games Content www.AdultWebGames.com