Bedtime Prayer (funny)
 

I just had this e-mailed to me from a friend and thought it was kinda funny, and sadly true as well. :)

Here is goes......


A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who's willy's thick and long.



One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

A BOYS PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice tits.
Amen.

So true!

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lol....I am glad you liked it....at first when I began to read it, I was like "oh no!"......but then it got really funny at the end. :)

Its degrading to men.

Totally...we are being surpressed Labret..the time has come for men to be equals with the bitches...

Whoa whoa, slow down there Nigel.

Only the law says women are our equals. Science tells a different story.

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thats whats great about being a guy.. everything is quick and to the point.

when a guy goes out with a girl, how long does it take him tops? --- 1hr (including the 30 mins of jackin off in the shower)
and how long does it take a girl?
-- well shit, she wakes up, checks the weather, sees which 20 outfits go with that, then asks her friend's for their opinion.. blah blah blah

I love degrading men... and I love men who like to be degraded.

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this is so funny!

Definitely not my type of gal.

I'd let you spank my ass like I am your little bitch.

Where can I sign up for that?

No shit, we pray for ass too....god damn.

lol.


Hey Nina....will you be at Internext too?

If so....I can't wait to meet you. :) lol

I'm next

That was some funny prayer Paul.
Realy good one.

3Xguru,

Thanks.....I get a lot of junk in my mailbox, but sometimes there is something I think might be good enough to share with others....sometimes I am proven wrong on that note...lol. :)