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Old 11-17-2006, 04:55 PM   #1
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I Will Suck Your Dick!

to the highest bidder of course... there seems to be a lot of support for current battles being paid for like mercanaries...

so my offer is... pay me the most amount of money and i will type post after post about how great your company is, regardless of you companies ethics..

it seems like the "in" thing to do, so why not jump on board.....

sponsors.. don't spend your hard earned profits on keywords, spend them on me... i will tell everyone how you are right and how they are wrong...

Do you fuck over your affiliates and the adult industry?

No problem, i will help you justify your behavior... Not only that, but i will tell people about what a great person you are and how you bought me drinks at the last trade show...

After all, no one in this business means anything, so why not exploit everyone? Sounds good to me.

Hit me up if you want to contract my services... I will gladly improve your image for pay...

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Old 11-17-2006, 05:48 PM   #2
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LOL... I'll give you a dollar to post how great I am.

Unless Lars outbids me
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Old 11-17-2006, 05:51 PM   #3
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i bid 2 dollars if post about me being a great webmaster a good dad and all around nice person :p
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Old 11-17-2006, 05:51 PM   #4
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looks like BoyAlley got excited for nothing....
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Old 11-17-2006, 05:53 PM   #5
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You'll suck my dick?

Like shit you will.
You too ugly...
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Old 11-18-2006, 12:10 PM   #6
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I don't want your services.
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Old 11-18-2006, 12:18 PM   #7
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I am going for a cheaper alternative every time you make a post marketsmart
I have got zango to put a popup over it telling people how good the companies I want to promote are, I hope you are ok with this, Well infact you better be there is no way to stop The Zango Corporate Machine
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:26 PM   #8
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this thread needs pics
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:27 PM   #9
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BoyAlley in 3...2...1....
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:29 PM   #10
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BoyAlley in 3...2...1....
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:31 PM   #11
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I'll raise the bid to $3... I can use some cheap PR...
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:34 PM   #12
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You gotta give respect to those who can sell to the sheep, regardless of what they're selling, 'cuz there's a lot more sheep than herders.

And the funny thing is, most people who will read this post and disregard it because they don't think they're part of the majority, really are.

*shrug*

Rock on.
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:36 PM   #13
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took me 1.56mins but here goes anyway
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:58 PM   #14
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looks like BoyAlley got excited for nothing....
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