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mike503 · 07-13-2002, 01:52 PM

that would be so cool. i swear, if i was insanely rich i'd be the most eccentric person. this is a good idea.. i'll have to remember it. a room full of styrofoam peanuts!

CC · 07-13-2002, 02:24 PM

Too funny

Terenzo · 07-13-2002, 04:12 PM

drops · 07-13-2002, 04:18 PM

oh my god.. that would fukking kick ass!

volante · 07-13-2002, 04:35 PM

A few years ago a friend was having a birthday piss-up so I did something similar to his car - got him extremely rat-arsed, stole his car keys & remote, opened the sunroof, filled it with packing popcorn that I had been collecting from work for about 2 weeks, and shut the sunroof by remote.

At the time he was a sales manager for a car company, so the car belonged to the company he was working for, not him. Two days later I got a letter from his company along with an invoice for over £600 (about $900) for "new headlining, stripping down and removal of electronic sunroof mechanism to remove foreign objects, and all associated labour costs"....

I was shitting myself - coming up with that sort of money would have been a major problem at that time of my life, so I told my friend this and he offered to have a word with his boss. Eventually it was agreed with his boss that the repair costs would come out of my friends wages, and I was to pay back my friend at the rate of £100 per month.

The end of the month come around, and I arrange to meet my friend after work at the local pub to pay him the first installment.

I get to the pub to find my friend, his boss and a load of other friends waiting there - turns out that the bastard had been playing a joke on me! There was no damage to the car - he had got the company secretary to write up a fake invoice and letter, then got his boss to sign the letter and agree to play along with the joke.

My £100 was to pay for the drinks for everyone...

Babaganoosh · 07-13-2002, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by volante
A few years ago a friend was having a birthday piss-up so I did something similar to his car - got him extremely rat-arsed, stole his car keys & remote, opened the sunroof, filled it with packing popcorn that I had been collecting from work for about 2 weeks, and shut the sunroof by remote.

At the time he was a sales manager for a car company, so the car belonged to the company he was working for, not him. Two days later I got a letter from his company along with an invoice for over £600 (about $900) for "new headlining, stripping down and removal of electronic sunroof mechanism to remove foreign objects, and all associated labour costs"....

I was shitting myself - coming up with that sort of money would have been a major problem at that time of my life, so I told my friend this and he offered to have a word with his boss. Eventually it was agreed with his boss that the repair costs would come out of my friends wages, and I was to pay back my friend at the rate of £100 per month.

The end of the month come around, and I arrange to meet my friend after work at the local pub to pay him the first installment.

I get to the pub to find my friend, his boss and a load of other friends waiting there - turns out that the bastard had been playing a joke on me! There was no damage to the car - he had got the company secretary to write up a fake invoice and letter, then got his boss to sign the letter and agree to play along with the joke.

My £100 was to pay for the drinks for everyone...

Bwaaaahahaha, that's classic!

RW316 · 07-13-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

wtf?? how did u get your office to be like that?

TheFLY · 07-13-2002, 09:47 PM

Interesting idea... There is a very famous artist that does similar work... He filled an art gallery with dirt... and the entry is covered w/ clear plastic...

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volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	A few years ago a friend was having a birthday piss-up so I did something similar to his car - got him extremely rat-arsed, stole his car keys & remote, opened the sunroof, filled it with packing popcorn that I had been collecting from work for about 2 weeks, and shut the sunroof by remote. At the time he was a sales manager for a car company, so the car belonged to the company he was working for, not him. Two days later I got a letter from his company along with an invoice for over £600 (about $900) for "new headlining, stripping down and removal of electronic sunroof mechanism to remove foreign objects, and all associated labour costs".... I was shitting myself - coming up with that sort of money would have been a major problem at that time of my life, so I told my friend this and he offered to have a word with his boss. Eventually it was agreed with his boss that the repair costs would come out of my friends wages, and I was to pay back my friend at the rate of £100 per month. The end of the month come around, and I arrange to meet my friend after work at the local pub to pay him the first installment. I get to the pub to find my friend, his boss and a load of other friends waiting there - turns out that the bastard had been playing a joke on me! There was no damage to the car - he had got the company secretary to write up a fake invoice and letter, then got his boss to sign the letter and agree to play along with the joke. My £100 was to pay for the drinks for everyone... Last edited by volante; 07-13-2002 at 04:36 PM..

07-13-2002, 02:24 PM	#3
CC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,690	Too funny

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Interesting idea... There is a very famous artist that does similar work... He filled an art gallery with dirt... and the entry is covered w/ clear plastic...

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