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|  11-16-2006, 11:41 PM | #1 | |
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego 
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				 |  So, an EX GIRLFRIEND tracks me down on MySpace! Living well is the best revenge! LOL A little background ... I met her when i was 24 and she was 19. We lived together for about 2 yrs. Had a lot of fun. Great sex life. Had threesomes with another girlfreind of ours and it was an ongoing thing. It was a good time  Towards the end of our relationship (the last couple months) I was struggling financially but everything was good on the homefront ... or so i thought! One night I caught her cheating on me with her boss who was 10 yrs older than her at the time and very successful in the Real Estate Management biz. I flipped out, and smashed all the windows on his car with a baseball bat. Called him out to talk to me but I was a lunatic pacing back and forth carrying a baseball bat so he wouldn't budge and threatened to call the police. I knew that "it was all on her" of course - she cheated ... she was the one to blame - but there was something about her boss and his arrogance that made me want to beat his ass. He knew we were together and disrespected me. Where I come from that deserved a beating. He avoided me of course, and luckily never filed a police report. LOL Anyway, obviously I cut her off and went on with my life. So, here we are 12 years later and she hits me up. My life has changed dramatically as has hers. We talk on the phone for about an hour and play catch up. She apologizes for cheating on me. I could care less at this stage in my life but was courteous nonetheless. The boss dumped her a couple weeks later. She's married with 3 kids. Lives in a small farming town. yadda yadda yadda. That's it. It was nice catching up. Anyway, a week later I found this post on her blog: Quote: 
       Anyone have any "EX Recconect" stories like this? | |
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|  11-16-2006, 11:43 PM | #2 | 
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|  11-16-2006, 11:45 PM | #3 | 
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				 | Good one J$  
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|  11-16-2006, 11:48 PM | #4 | 
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				 | I don't even want to know what my ex's are up to, fucking freaks... 
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|  11-16-2006, 11:49 PM | #5 | 
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				 | duple post   ! 
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|  11-16-2006, 11:50 PM | #6 | 
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				 | I had an exgirlfriend once that cheated on me twice, I ran into her like 5 years later....I had become a pastry chef at a local restaurant and also was head dj at the largest club in the city....I had a great life She worked in a whore house currently where most of the day she was giving hand jobs and blowing random dudes, she lived in a shitty house with 5 people and barely any furniture life felt so much better for like a week after that, I felt bad for her, but fuck her it still gets my blood pumping to this day thinking about the shit she put me through....I am mad right now in fact typing this....but then I think about how horrible her life became, and I laugh | 
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|  11-16-2006, 11:51 PM | #7 | 
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				 | thanks for the read   | 
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|  11-16-2006, 11:56 PM | #8 | 
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				 | That's gotta be the best feeling in the world. Knowing that you've made it big and she's wondering if she should have stuck it out for a better, richer life. Congrats on making the right move, avoid the gold-diggers! Besides, I doubt you'd want to change it for anything in the world. WG 
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|  11-16-2006, 11:58 PM | #9 | 
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				 | great story, i bet you shes crying herself to sleep in her farming town,wishing she didnt cheat 
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|  11-17-2006, 12:00 AM | #10 | 
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				 | sex with yer ex!  my ex-husband found me on myspace and sent me an email this month. this is the first contact we've had since he went crazy going off medication for being mental that he lied to me about prior to getting married (now we are annulled due to all of his lies). when he went off the deep end he changed the locks to our house while i was out of town and had one of my dogs put to sleep because he didn't think he was handsome enough.   the email on myspace was pathetic...after he swore i'd never hear from him ever again (because i'm such a bitch, right?) there's a 4 paragraph email apologising and about how we might be able to be friends now because we live in the same state again and our dogs could play together. (his dog actually being *my* dog that he stole and my current puggy, lee.loo.) i don't intend to respond to his email ever. psycho! myspace scares me.   
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|  11-17-2006, 12:01 AM | #11 | 
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				 | Wine her, dine her, dump her. | 
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|  11-17-2006, 12:05 AM | #12 | |
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				 | 
 2hp 
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|  11-17-2006, 12:07 AM | #13 | 
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				 | This thread backs up my reasoning for not having a myspace page. | 
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|  11-17-2006, 12:12 AM | #14 | 
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				 | so is she down for more threesomes or what | 
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|  11-17-2006, 12:38 AM | #15 | |
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 it's a great feeling and I'd never change a thing about my life up until now     btw - - you were missed at the playboy manision ... all the girls were asking about you  | |
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|  11-17-2006, 12:41 AM | #16 | 
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				 | wow, you people have time to sleep with your wives? show me teh wai! | 
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|  11-17-2006, 12:53 AM | #17 | |
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 I'm sure we'll cross paths soon enough, we're both dabling in mainstream these days... WG 
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|  11-17-2006, 01:02 AM | #18 | |
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				 | Quote: 
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|  11-17-2006, 01:49 AM | #19 | |
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  that reminds me - we should talk about some of the mortgage leads stuff I'm doing. I'm off to bed now but let's try to connect soon on ICQ  | |
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|  11-17-2006, 02:05 AM | #20 | 
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|  11-17-2006, 02:16 AM | #21 | 
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				 | I've seen a few couples who broke up on such bad terms that I feared that if they'd met again there would be bloodshed. And with each of these couples I later learned that they DID meet again ... but instead of killing each other, they had sex! | 
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|  11-17-2006, 11:33 AM | #22 | 
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|  11-17-2006, 11:36 AM | #23 | |
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				 | 2hp 
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|  11-17-2006, 11:38 AM | #24 | |
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 either of you in your adidas jump suit rockin a Kangol or of this chick you speak of   btw nice seeing you in LA LA 
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|  11-17-2006, 11:38 AM | #25 | 
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				 | She sounds like a gold digging bitch... "You got the feeling while you were in the shower today that you're pretty pissed off that you don't have a nanny, nice house in the hills, extra money and whatnot. Were you getting the feeling like maybe you should have held out longer and tried to work it out with your ex?" If thats the only reason she was "getting the feeling" then it seems she's only interested in one thing in a man. | 
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|  11-17-2006, 11:43 AM | #26 | 
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				 | Lol, that was awesome.... 
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|  11-17-2006, 12:02 PM | #27 | 
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				 | ex's are pain in the ass... LOL | 
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|  11-18-2006, 02:48 PM | #28 | |
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|  11-18-2006, 07:18 PM | #29 | 
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				 | haha I have a great story but im afraid to post it on here. maybe i will email it to someone and have them post it for me 
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|  11-18-2006, 07:25 PM | #30 | 
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				 | fuck yeah man!!! vengence is best served when it's non intentional!  i've had many girls, women for years ago find me now, esp with the help of myspace and it's always cool to look back and see them now....knocked up on foodstamps living in a barn (esp. when back then they were high class shit!) they message me and say IS THAT YOU?  I respond YES and they don't again.  I live a very good life doing mainstream shit and have been since the late 90s dotcom days.  It's hilarious to know someone regret fucking up a good thing and now paying for it, congrats to you! 
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|  11-18-2006, 07:29 PM | #31 | 
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				 | Hey Jonathan, you didn't send her a picture of what you look like now, did you? that woulda killed the whole thing!!    | 
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|  11-18-2006, 07:32 PM | #32 | 
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				 | Now you have to lay her. "Reconnect sex" is supposed to be incredible. | 
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|  11-18-2006, 07:33 PM | #33 | 
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|  11-18-2006, 08:09 PM | #34 | 
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				 | yea.. my ex of 4 years calle dup one day.. i didn't want toanswer the phone..i mean really why..she was a fuckin nutcase, so anyway my wife calls her back tells her how good life is, the house the 3 kids, the business,, then tells her to fuck off and die before my wife kills her LMAO..good times good times 
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|  11-18-2006, 09:40 PM | #35 | 
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|  11-18-2006, 09:43 PM | #36 | 
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|  11-18-2006, 09:48 PM | #37 | 
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				 | that made my day... 
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|  11-18-2006, 10:06 PM | #38 | 
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				 | OUCH!!    | 
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|  11-18-2006, 10:09 PM | #39 | 
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				 | damn, I hate gold diggers. 
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|  11-18-2006, 10:10 PM | #40 | |
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|  11-19-2006, 12:12 AM | #41 | 
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				 | Wish that would happen to me.. I only have to get rich first ^^ | 
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|  11-19-2006, 01:30 AM | #42 | 
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|  11-19-2006, 02:55 AM | #43 | 
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				 | That is indeed the best revenge you can ever get. It must give you a pretty good feeling. 
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|  11-19-2006, 03:04 AM | #44 | 
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				 | Dude, I hope this doesn't piss you off...but you're ex sounds like a c-u-n-t! | 
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|  11-19-2006, 05:08 AM | #45 | 
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				 | that is very good story.... 
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|  11-19-2006, 05:58 AM | #46 | 
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				 | best thread so far today :-) | 
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|  11-19-2006, 06:36 AM | #47 | 
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				 | Bad move, buddy. You could have just loosen the break of that car.  | 
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|  11-19-2006, 10:46 AM | #48 | 
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				 | "The best revenge is living well" Words to live by  | 
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|  11-19-2006, 10:53 AM | #49 | 
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				 | Nice, revenge is sweet   
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|  11-19-2006, 10:55 AM | #50 | 
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