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Ycaza · 11-08-2006, 09:07 AM

Ah its been a year since my pit bull playboy adaventure. i thought I should share it with you allsince we have gotten to the 1 year anniversary. Enjoy.....

For those that did not hear the story, here is my little odyssey.
I left early from the hotel to give myself some leisure time at home to change for the playboy party. As soon as I get home, I get a call that I need to travel out of the way to pick up shirts for the schwag bags for the lucky strike party. This Would be right in the worst traffic at the worst time. Make it better I was already low on gas. I go pick up the shirts and have 50 minutes to do an hour trip and no gas. Milan says try victory, its the best way to go. Thing is I am not sure in the new car what it will do on no gas. The other thing is I am not really sure where I can get gas. Traffic is not helping, gas runs out. So I run a half mile the wrong way and have to run a mile back the other way, time is ticking by "I am gonna miss the fucking webmaster party of a life time". I get there and wait in fucking line while the attendant goes to the bathroom. Ugh, this fuckin sucks!!!! I get to the front and buy a gas can and but 2 dollars of gas, yep less than a gallon. While I am buying some dude touches my ass. He acts like its an accident and I shoot him one of those hey back the fuck up cinderella looks. Some asshole tries to pump my two dollars into his tank but I stop him in time. The pump won't fuckin pump inot the can. 5 times later and I get it done. I walk to the corner and mr fuckin had to touch my ass tries to offer me a ride to my car. "fuck bro, get off my jock" I think, but say no dude, I'm cool. I start the half mile run back to the car, I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt and i am getting fuckin sweaty and I just know I am gonna smell like a fuckin gas station attendant. FUCK!!!!! Right as I am halfway through a dog starts barking. I think He is behind some fence and he didn't see me the first time I went by. Holy shit its a fuckin pit bull and he is running after me. Like I am not fuckin late enough. I think maybe he'll back off, I slow down and try to keep walking, the mfer keeps comin. Closer and closer. I am fuckin freaking. All this shit so I can bring you people some schwag. The dog barks and gets closer, I threaten him with the gas can, I keep goin, hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. The dog keeps comin, I fight him off again with the gas can, he just keeps comin, I hit him with the can, but I can 't have him bite through this plastic piece of shit. I do it again, yeah all i need is to have to go buy another can and buy 2 more fuckin dollars of gas. Finally the owners come out, but the dog comes at me again. The owner runs out and grabs the dog. Fuckin finally!!!! I run the rest of the way and fuck the spigot doesn't work, I try and I try and I read the directions. I am purin gas all over me, I will never get cigars I need, I'll never make the party and you guys will be SOL on the schwag. People are callin me, I am now mr. fuckin gasoline smell and finally I figure it out. More calls. "dude you need to get here". I wipe myself off with a t shirt, I drive like hell only to find I am totally cool on time, I get the t shirts to sexentertain mike and everything is cool. That is my true story of friday night.

u-Bob · 11-08-2006, 09:59 AM

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Vendzilla · 11-08-2006, 10:53 AM

Wow, hope it goes better this year

wdsguy · 11-08-2006, 11:24 AM

woulda been better with pics.

squishypimp · 11-08-2006, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

woulda been better with pics.

agreed

LukieD · 11-08-2006, 11:31 AM

and paragraphs ;)

riddler · 11-08-2006, 11:48 AM

holy hell use paragraphs :O

CherryLipsRosa · 11-08-2006, 11:52 AM

Can't wait for this year's story then lol

Deej · 11-08-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ycaza

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hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. ....

That made me laugh.

Good story man, better luck this time

BV · 11-08-2006, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza

Ah its been a year since my pit bull playboy adaventure. i thought I should share it with you allsince we have gotten to the 1 year anniversary. Enjoy.....

For those that did not hear the story, here is my little odyssey.

I left early from the hotel to give myself some leisure time at home to change for the playboy party. As soon as I get home, I get a call that I need to travel out of the way to pick up shirts for the schwag bags for the lucky strike party. This Would be right in the worst traffic at the worst time. Make it better I was already low on gas.

I go pick up the shirts and have 50 minutes to do an hour trip and no gas. Milan says try victory, its the best way to go. Thing is I am not sure in the new car what it will do on no gas. The other thing is I am not really sure where I can get gas. Traffic is not helping, gas runs out. So I run a half mile the wrong way and have to run a mile back the other way, time is ticking by "I am gonna miss the fucking webmaster party of a life time".

I get there and wait in fucking line while the attendant goes to the bathroom. Ugh, this fuckin sucks!!!! I get to the front and buy a gas can and but 2 dollars of gas, yep less than a gallon. While I am buying some dude touches my ass. He acts like its an accident and I shoot him one of those hey back the fuck up cinderella looks.

Some asshole tries to pump my two dollars into his tank but I stop him in time. The pump won't fuckin pump inot the can. 5 times later and I get it done. I walk to the corner and mr fuckin had to touch my ass tries to offer me a ride to my car. "fuck bro, get off my jock" I think, but say no dude, I'm cool.

I start the half mile run back to the car, I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt and i am getting fuckin sweaty and I just know I am gonna smell like a fuckin gas station attendant. FUCK!!!!!

Right as I am halfway through a dog starts barking. I think He is behind some fence and he didn't see me the first time I went by. Holy shit its a fuckin pit bull and he is running after me. Like I am not fuckin late enough. I think maybe he'll back off, I slow down and try to keep walking, the mfer keeps comin. Closer and closer. I am fuckin freaking. All this shit so I can bring you people some schwag. The dog barks and gets closer, I threaten him with the gas can, I keep goin, hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. The dog keeps comin, I fight him off again with the gas can, he just keeps comin, I hit him with the can, but I can 't have him bite through this plastic piece of shit. I do it again, yeah all i need is to have to go buy another can and buy 2 more fuckin dollars of gas.

Finally the owners come out, but the dog comes at me again. The owner runs out and grabs the dog. Fuckin finally!!!! I run the rest of the way and fuck the spigot doesn't work, I try and I try and I read the directions. I am purin gas all over me, I will never get cigars I need, I'll never make the party and you guys will be SOL on the schwag. People are callin me, I am now mr. fuckin gasoline smell and finally I figure it out. More calls. "dude you need to get here". I wipe myself off with a t shirt, I drive like hell only to find I am totally cool on time, I get the t shirts to sexentertain mike and everything is cool.

That is my true story of friday night.

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baddog · 11-08-2006, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

woulda been better with pics.

Woulda been better with paragraphs.

baddog · 11-08-2006, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

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Thank you

juve20 · 11-08-2006, 12:13 PM

blopdy hell! thats one big block of text!!

cheers
tony

Nancy M00re · 11-08-2006, 12:14 PM

Holly shit

What a story... that's what I call..." having a really bad day "

Hope this year's Playboy party will be more relax

Klen · 11-08-2006, 12:33 PM

Awaiting for new story,who will attack you know hehe

JUSTB · 11-08-2006, 12:42 PM

damn double post

JUSTB · 11-08-2006, 12:42 PM

you had on a silk shirt and leather pants and wonder why your ass got grabbed???
: )
hehe good story

Dr. Wicks · 11-08-2006, 01:08 PM

Ycaza, you left out the part about me giving you a nice cigar to calm your nerves at the playboy mansion after your ordeal ;-)

Pete-KT · 11-08-2006, 01:14 PM

I remember you telling that story

11-08-2006, 09:07 AM	#1
Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	The playboy pit bull story Ah its been a year since my pit bull playboy adaventure. i thought I should share it with you allsince we have gotten to the 1 year anniversary. Enjoy..... For those that did not hear the story, here is my little odyssey. I left early from the hotel to give myself some leisure time at home to change for the playboy party. As soon as I get home, I get a call that I need to travel out of the way to pick up shirts for the schwag bags for the lucky strike party. This Would be right in the worst traffic at the worst time. Make it better I was already low on gas. I go pick up the shirts and have 50 minutes to do an hour trip and no gas. Milan says try victory, its the best way to go. Thing is I am not sure in the new car what it will do on no gas. The other thing is I am not really sure where I can get gas. Traffic is not helping, gas runs out. So I run a half mile the wrong way and have to run a mile back the other way, time is ticking by "I am gonna miss the fucking webmaster party of a life time". I get there and wait in fucking line while the attendant goes to the bathroom. Ugh, this fuckin sucks!!!! I get to the front and buy a gas can and but 2 dollars of gas, yep less than a gallon. While I am buying some dude touches my ass. He acts like its an accident and I shoot him one of those hey back the fuck up cinderella looks. Some asshole tries to pump my two dollars into his tank but I stop him in time. The pump won't fuckin pump inot the can. 5 times later and I get it done. I walk to the corner and mr fuckin had to touch my ass tries to offer me a ride to my car. "fuck bro, get off my jock" I think, but say no dude, I'm cool. I start the half mile run back to the car, I'm dressed in leather pants and a silk shirt and i am getting fuckin sweaty and I just know I am gonna smell like a fuckin gas station attendant. FUCK!!!!! Right as I am halfway through a dog starts barking. I think He is behind some fence and he didn't see me the first time I went by. Holy shit its a fuckin pit bull and he is running after me. Like I am not fuckin late enough. I think maybe he'll back off, I slow down and try to keep walking, the mfer keeps comin. Closer and closer. I am fuckin freaking. All this shit so I can bring you people some schwag. The dog barks and gets closer, I threaten him with the gas can, I keep goin, hopin the fucking owners will get the fuck out of their fuckin house and save my fabio ass from this fuckin beast. The dog keeps comin, I fight him off again with the gas can, he just keeps comin, I hit him with the can, but I can 't have him bite through this plastic piece of shit. I do it again, yeah all i need is to have to go buy another can and buy 2 more fuckin dollars of gas. Finally the owners come out, but the dog comes at me again. The owner runs out and grabs the dog. Fuckin finally!!!! I run the rest of the way and fuck the spigot doesn't work, I try and I try and I read the directions. I am purin gas all over me, I will never get cigars I need, I'll never make the party and you guys will be SOL on the schwag. People are callin me, I am now mr. fuckin gasoline smell and finally I figure it out. More calls. "dude you need to get here". I wipe myself off with a t shirt, I drive like hell only to find I am totally cool on time, I get the t shirts to sexentertain mike and everything is cool. That is my true story of friday night. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

11-08-2006, 10:53 AM	#3
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Wow, hope it goes better this year __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

11-08-2006, 11:52 AM	#8
CherryLipsRosa Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 3,603	Can't wait for this year's story then lol __________________ Rosalia M. ICQ.12150439 Skype. cherrylipsrosa

11-08-2006, 12:13 PM	#13
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11-08-2006, 12:14 PM	#14
Nancy M00re Pegas Productions Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 2,282	Holly shit What a story... that's what I call..." having a really bad day " Hope this year's Playboy party will be more relax __________________ www.pegasmoney.com www.chickpasscash.com Telegram: @Nancym00re

11-08-2006, 09:59 AM	#2
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11-08-2006, 11:24 AM	#4
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	woulda been better with pics.

11-08-2006, 11:31 AM	#6
LukieD Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Posts: 927	and paragraphs ;)

11-08-2006, 11:48 AM	#7
riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	holy hell use paragraphs :O

11-08-2006, 12:33 PM	#15
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Awaiting for new story,who will attack you know hehe

11-08-2006, 12:42 PM	#16
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	damn double post Last edited by JUSTB; 11-08-2006 at 12:43 PM..

11-08-2006, 01:08 PM	#18
Dr. Wicks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 419	Ycaza, you left out the part about me giving you a nice cigar to calm your nerves at the playboy mansion after your ordeal ;-) __________________ Dr. Wicks Our Experience Payze doug at payze.com

11-08-2006, 01:14 PM	#19
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	I remember you telling that story