KEYBOARD WARRIORS - How many do YOU know - and be sure to name them! POLL - GoFuckYourself.com

OY · 11-02-2006, 02:56 PM

Keyboard Warrior definition (from Urban Dictionary):

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

2. The term is a combination of the word 'keyboard' (the main tool by which the person expresses his/her latent rage) and 'warrior' (due to the warrior-like aggression, tendency towards violence, headstrong nature and propensity towards brute force as a means of resolving conflict rather than more subtle means dependant on finesse).

3. The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions .

4. Keyboard Warriors are generally identified by unnecessary rage in their written communications, and are regarded as 'losers' by other virtual identities on the internet.

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Have at it!

$5 submissions · 11-02-2006, 02:58 PM

I don't try to remember those who bash or who hate. There's much more money in cooperation and collaboration than in bashing each other. Just my 2 cents.

scottybuzz · 11-02-2006, 03:00 PM

u fucking idiot whats the fucking point in this thread, fucking idiot surfer, fuck u, fuck u again, fucking bitch

(JK)

jmk · 11-02-2006, 03:01 PM

moueahhehaehehae this is a classic!

I love keyboard warriors ... I see them as my personal entertainment :P

Juicy D. Links · 11-02-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

u fucking idiot whats the fucking point in this thread, fucking idiot surfer, fuck u, fuck u again, fucking bitch

(JK)

Juicy D. Links · 11-02-2006, 03:03 PM

i must have been threatened a handfull of times by the simpletons... needless to say when i see em at a show they look the other way or walk away...

One of the twits actually shook my hand and said "hey juicy i was joking hahah" same twit that called my phone numerous occasions threatning me...

Go figure

Doctor Dre · 11-02-2006, 03:03 PM

Next time I see your punk ass I'l bash your head in the wall till it cracks up open you fucking vaginal discharge !

Anthony · 11-02-2006, 03:09 PM

<<<<<-- My title says it all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i must have been threatened a handfull of times by the simpletons... needless to say when i see em at a show they look the other way or walk away...

One of the twits actually shook my hand and said "hey juicy i was joking hahah" same twit that called my phone numerous occasions threatning me...

Go figure

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've had people come up t me and say, "You don't take that board shit seriously, do you?"

CDSmith · 11-02-2006, 03:16 PM

Keyboard warriors rule!!!!!!!!!

seeric · 11-02-2006, 03:17 PM

anything i say on a board i'll say to someones face. period.

i have a big fucking mouth in person and online.

OY · 11-02-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

u fucking idiot whats the fucking point in this thread, fucking idiot surfer, fuck u, fuck u again, fucking bitch

(JK)

squishypimp · 11-02-2006, 04:05 PM

e tu juicy. hahaha i love you guys

pigman · 11-02-2006, 06:40 PM

Im a keyboard warrior.

marketsmart · 11-02-2006, 06:41 PM

lots of them are on gfy...

OY · 11-02-2006, 06:43 PM

No names yet? CHICKENS!!!

scottybuzz · 11-02-2006, 06:48 PM

im on a good spell on gfy at the moment so i wont name names. im flying low under the radar and behaving well.

notabook · 11-02-2006, 06:49 PM

scottybuzz · 11-02-2006, 06:59 PM

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

TexasDreams · 11-03-2006, 10:01 AM

Klen · 11-03-2006, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

anything i say on a board i'll say to someones face. period.

i have a big fucking mouth in person and online.

Me too more less.But on interent is much easier to talk,beacuse i type 10x faster then talking in real.

ro8in · 11-03-2006, 10:11 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha is full of these hahaha

jmk · 11-03-2006, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein

No names yet? CHICKENS!!!

I'm calling out Garry

garry · 11-03-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

I'm calling out Garry

Fuck you !!! and fuck all your friends!!!! I hope I see you in Vegas, I will knock my self out,,,,, HARD! !!!!

PS; Love you JMK :ø)

jmk · 11-03-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garry

Fuck you !!! and fuck all your friends!!!! I hope I see you in Vegas, I will knock my self out,,,,, HARD! !!!!

PS; Love you JMK :ø)

Hey man leave my friends out of this! They suck what can I do

We should all have a bar brawl in Vegas hahahahah

Then again my vote goes to naked chicks mud wrestling!!!

squishypimp · 11-03-2006, 05:07 PM

JTF is my fav keyboard warrior

C H R I S · 11-03-2006, 05:26 PM

Bahahhahahahah - this is good Oy.

Chio · 11-03-2006, 05:29 PM

I'd kick all your asses if my cord could reach!

JenniDahling · 11-03-2006, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

I'm calling out Garry

JMK is a mofo. Oystein and Garry are thugs. Next time I see any of you I'm gonna kick you in the shins and take your shoes.

Juicy D. Links · 11-03-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

make sure you have mouthwash and toothbrushes there for the hookers.... i want them to rinse and brush before each cock they gobble.

word up!!!!!

jmk · 11-03-2006, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

JMK is a mofo. Oystein and Garry are thugs. Next time I see any of you I'm gonna kick you in the shins and take your shoes.

Let's see how fast you will melt....

"Voulez-vous lecher mes ongles?"

SiMpLe · 11-03-2006, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

Let's see how fast you will melt....

"Voulez-vous lecher mes ongles?"

You so gay and so is your boyfriend Mike - I'm going to kick you both in the balls when I see you in 4 days grrrrrrrrrr

And Oy's gay too pfff

OY · 11-03-2006, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe

You so gay and so is your boyfriend Mike - I'm going to kick you both in the balls when I see you in 4 days grrrrrrrrrr

And Oy's gay too pfff

Now, what the FUCK is wrong with being gay? Bring it on!

jmk · 11-03-2006, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe

You so gay and so is your boyfriend Mike - I'm going to kick you both in the balls when I see you in 4 days grrrrrrrrrr

And Oy's gay too pfff

Hey you fuggin' homophobic! We are not gay ... just European!!! Ok?

You better watch out or I buy NSCash and fire you

JenniDahling · 11-03-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

Let's see how fast you will melt....

"Voulez-vous lecher mes ongles?"

Touche. Hahahahaha.
Je veux vous fesser et prend votre portefeuille.

JenniDahling · 11-03-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

Hey you fuggin' homophobic! We are not gay ... just European!!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-03-2006, 06:37 PM

i'm surprised GFY's very own keyboard warriors haven't posted in here

franck, dorkjedi where are you?

SiMpLe · 11-03-2006, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein

Now, what the FUCK is wrong with being gay? Bring it on!

I mean gay in a happy way like "TeeeeeHeeeee I just took a big poop with corn in it wooohooo"

SiMpLe · 11-03-2006, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

You better watch out or I buy NSCash and fire you

Yawn - You know... You speak better english in person

OY · 11-03-2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox

i'm surprised GFY's very own keyboard warriors haven't posted in here

You just said it. Where are they? My bet is that they KNOW WHO THEY ARE and just don't dare post in this thread...

View Poll Results: KEYBOARD WARRIORS - How many do YOU know?
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11-02-2006, 02:56 PM	#1
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	KEYBOARD WARRIORS - How many do YOU know - and be sure to name them! POLL Keyboard Warrior definition (from Urban Dictionary): 1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life. 2. The term is a combination of the word 'keyboard' (the main tool by which the person expresses his/her latent rage) and 'warrior' (due to the warrior-like aggression, tendency towards violence, headstrong nature and propensity towards brute force as a means of resolving conflict rather than more subtle means dependant on finesse). 3. The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions . 4. Keyboard Warriors are generally identified by unnecessary rage in their written communications, and are regarded as 'losers' by other virtual identities on the internet. Have at it! __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in** MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

11-02-2006, 02:58 PM	#2
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11-02-2006, 03:00 PM	#3
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	u fucking idiot whats the fucking point in this thread, fucking idiot surfer, fuck u, fuck u again, fucking bitch (JK) __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

11-02-2006, 03:16 PM	#9
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Keyboard warriors rule!!!!!!!!! __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-02-2006, 03:01 PM	#4
jmk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,391	moueahhehaehehae this is a classic! I love keyboard warriors ... I see them as my personal entertainment :P

11-02-2006, 03:03 PM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i must have been threatened a handfull of times by the simpletons... needless to say when i see em at a show they look the other way or walk away... One of the twits actually shook my hand and said "hey juicy i was joking hahah" same twit that called my phone numerous occasions threatning me... Go figure

11-02-2006, 03:17 PM	#10
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	anything i say on a board i'll say to someones face. period. i have a big fucking mouth in person and online.

11-02-2006, 04:05 PM	#12
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	e tu juicy. hahaha i love you guys __________________ Signature For Sale

11-02-2006, 06:40 PM	#13
pigman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 760	Im a keyboard warrior.

11-02-2006, 06:41 PM	#14
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	lots of them are on gfy...

11-02-2006, 06:43 PM	#15
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	No names yet? CHICKENS!!! __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

11-02-2006, 06:48 PM	#16
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	im on a good spell on gfy at the moment so i wont name names. im flying low under the radar and behaving well. __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

11-02-2006, 06:49 PM	#17
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	__________________

11-02-2006, 06:59 PM	#18
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	hahahahahhahahahahahahaha __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

11-03-2006, 10:01 AM	#19
TexasDreams former Miserable Admin :) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere in Cali Posts: 4,700	__________________ ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

11-03-2006, 10:11 AM	#21
ro8in Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,542	hahahahahahahahahaha is full of these hahaha __________________ ------ Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

11-03-2006, 05:07 PM	#25
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	JTF is my fav keyboard warrior __________________ Signature For Sale

11-03-2006, 05:26 PM	#26
C H R I S Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Marina Del Rey Posts: 10,842	Bahahhahahahah - this is good Oy. __________________ C H R I S Retired Porn Veteran BH4L

11-03-2006, 05:29 PM	#27
Chio Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ: 39-183769 Posts: 8,002	I'd kick all your asses if my cord could reach! __________________ I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7! RIP Texas Dreams Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

11-03-2006, 06:37 PM	#36
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	i'm surprised GFY's very own keyboard warriors haven't posted in here franck, dorkjedi where are you?