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OY 11-02-2006 02:56 PM

KEYBOARD WARRIORS - How many do YOU know - and be sure to name them! POLL
 
Keyboard Warrior definition (from Urban Dictionary):

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

2. The term is a combination of the word 'keyboard' (the main tool by which the person expresses his/her latent rage) and 'warrior' (due to the warrior-like aggression, tendency towards violence, headstrong nature and propensity towards brute force as a means of resolving conflict rather than more subtle means dependant on finesse).

3. The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions .

4. Keyboard Warriors are generally identified by unnecessary rage in their written communications, and are regarded as 'losers' by other virtual identities on the internet.

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Have at it! :winkwink:

$5 submissions 11-02-2006 02:58 PM

I don't try to remember those who bash or who hate. There's much more money in cooperation and collaboration than in bashing each other. Just my 2 cents.

scottybuzz 11-02-2006 03:00 PM

u fucking idiot whats the fucking point in this thread, fucking idiot surfer, fuck u, fuck u again, fucking bitch




:winkwink:


(JK)

jmk 11-02-2006 03:01 PM

moueahhehaehehae this is a classic!

I love keyboard warriors ... I see them as my personal entertainment :P

Juicy D. Links 11-02-2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11224527)
u fucking idiot whats the fucking point in this thread, fucking idiot surfer, fuck u, fuck u again, fucking bitch




:winkwink:


(JK)


http://www.juicylinks.com/idiots.jpg

Juicy D. Links 11-02-2006 03:03 PM

i must have been threatened a handfull of times by the simpletons... needless to say when i see em at a show they look the other way or walk away...

One of the twits actually shook my hand and said "hey juicy i was joking hahah" same twit that called my phone numerous occasions threatning me...

Go figure

Doctor Dre 11-02-2006 03:03 PM

Next time I see your punk ass I'l bash your head in the wall till it cracks up open you fucking vaginal discharge !

Anthony 11-02-2006 03:09 PM

<<<<<-- My title says it all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11224560)
i must have been threatened a handfull of times by the simpletons... needless to say when i see em at a show they look the other way or walk away...

One of the twits actually shook my hand and said "hey juicy i was joking hahah" same twit that called my phone numerous occasions threatning me...

Go figure

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've had people come up t me and say, "You don't take that board shit seriously, do you?"

CDSmith 11-02-2006 03:16 PM

Keyboard warriors rule!!!!!!!!!

http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1143394665.jpg

seeric 11-02-2006 03:17 PM

anything i say on a board i'll say to someones face. period.

i have a big fucking mouth in person and online.

OY 11-02-2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11224527)
u fucking idiot whats the fucking point in this thread, fucking idiot surfer, fuck u, fuck u again, fucking bitch




:winkwink:


(JK)

:1orglaugh

squishypimp 11-02-2006 04:05 PM

e tu juicy. hahaha i love you guys :)

pigman 11-02-2006 06:40 PM

Im a keyboard warrior.

marketsmart 11-02-2006 06:41 PM

lots of them are on gfy...

OY 11-02-2006 06:43 PM

No names yet? CHICKENS!!! :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 11-02-2006 06:48 PM

im on a good spell on gfy at the moment so i wont name names. im flying low under the radar and behaving well.

notabook 11-02-2006 06:49 PM

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7224/ppfinalii2.jpg

scottybuzz 11-02-2006 06:59 PM

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

TexasDreams 11-03-2006 10:01 AM

http://www.blingstudio.com/keyboardwarrior.jpg

Klen 11-03-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11224702)
anything i say on a board i'll say to someones face. period.

i have a big fucking mouth in person and online.

Me too more less.But on interent is much easier to talk,beacuse i type 10x faster then talking in real.

ro8in 11-03-2006 10:11 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha is full of these hahaha

jmk 11-03-2006 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 11226544)
No names yet? CHICKENS!!! :1orglaugh

I'm calling out Garry :1orglaugh

garry 11-03-2006 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 11231314)
I'm calling out Garry :1orglaugh

Fuck you !!! and fuck all your friends!!!! I hope I see you in Vegas, I will knock my self out,,,,, HARD! !!!!

PS; Love you JMK :ø)

jmk 11-03-2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garry (Post 11234031)
Fuck you !!! and fuck all your friends!!!! I hope I see you in Vegas, I will knock my self out,,,,, HARD! !!!!

PS; Love you JMK :ø)

Hey man leave my friends out of this! They suck what can I do :winkwink:

We should all have a bar brawl in Vegas hahahahah :1orglaugh
Then again my vote goes to naked chicks mud wrestling!!!

squishypimp 11-03-2006 05:07 PM

JTF is my fav keyboard warrior :)

C H R I S 11-03-2006 05:26 PM

Bahahhahahahah - this is good Oy.

Chio 11-03-2006 05:29 PM

I'd kick all your asses if my cord could reach!

JenniDahling 11-03-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 11231314)
I'm calling out Garry :1orglaugh

JMK is a mofo. Oystein and Garry are thugs. Next time I see any of you I'm gonna kick you in the shins and take your shoes.




:winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 11-03-2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11234438)
make sure you have mouthwash and toothbrushes there for the hookers.... i want them to rinse and brush before each cock they gobble.


word up!!!!!

jmk 11-03-2006 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 11234394)
JMK is a mofo. Oystein and Garry are thugs. Next time I see any of you I'm gonna kick you in the shins and take your shoes.

:winkwink:

Let's see how fast you will melt....

"Voulez-vous lecher mes ongles?" :1orglaugh

SiMpLe 11-03-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 11234523)
Let's see how fast you will melt....

"Voulez-vous lecher mes ongles?" :1orglaugh

You so gay and so is your boyfriend Mike - I'm going to kick you both in the balls when I see you in 4 days grrrrrrrrrr


And Oy's gay too pfff


:upsidedow

OY 11-03-2006 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 11234643)
You so gay and so is your boyfriend Mike - I'm going to kick you both in the balls when I see you in 4 days grrrrrrrrrr


And Oy's gay too pfff


:upsidedow

Now, what the FUCK is wrong with being gay? Bring it on!

jmk 11-03-2006 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 11234643)
You so gay and so is your boyfriend Mike - I'm going to kick you both in the balls when I see you in 4 days grrrrrrrrrr


And Oy's gay too pfff


:upsidedow


Hey you fuggin' homophobic! We are not gay ... just European!!! Ok? :1orglaugh

You better watch out or I buy NSCash and fire you :winkwink:

JenniDahling 11-03-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 11234523)
Let's see how fast you will melt....

"Voulez-vous lecher mes ongles?" :1orglaugh

Touche. Hahahahaha.
Je veux vous fesser et prend votre portefeuille. :winkwink:

JenniDahling 11-03-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 11234671)
Hey you fuggin' homophobic! We are not gay ... just European!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-03-2006 06:37 PM

i'm surprised GFY's very own keyboard warriors haven't posted in here

franck, dorkjedi where are you?

SiMpLe 11-03-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 11234659)
Now, what the FUCK is wrong with being gay? Bring it on!

I mean gay in a happy way like "TeeeeeHeeeee I just took a big poop with corn in it wooohooo"

SiMpLe 11-03-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 11234671)

You better watch out or I buy NSCash and fire you :winkwink:

Yawn - You know... You speak better english in person :1orglaugh

OY 11-03-2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11234703)
i'm surprised GFY's very own keyboard warriors haven't posted in here


You just said it. Where are they? My bet is that they KNOW WHO THEY ARE and just don't dare post in this thread... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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