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The Adult Broker · 10-30-2006, 10:13 PM

Betty Crocker!

Yes, for the school halloween bake sale... these are my creations. Who knew I had such talent

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Trixxxia · 10-30-2006, 10:14 PM

Nice!!!! I would NEVER attempt baking LMAO

Angry · 10-30-2006, 10:15 PM

Show pics of your tits in your minivan lol

the alchemist · 10-30-2006, 10:16 PM

I want one they look yummy

Sly · 10-30-2006, 10:18 PM

That just made me hard.

In grade school they made these little cake and brownie squares, just like what you have there, and oh man they were awesome.

CaptainHowdy · 10-30-2006, 10:18 PM

Looks yummy

!!

WiredGuy · 10-30-2006, 10:19 PM

They look yummy.
WG

Wiggles · 10-30-2006, 10:21 PM

mmmm those look so tasty!

Tempest · 10-30-2006, 10:29 PM

hmmm...

1. Place x cups mixture in bowl.
2. Add 1 egg
3. Add x cups water.
4. Mix it all up.
5. Bake for 20 minutes..
6. Let cool for 30 minutes.
7. Pop top on ready to eat frosting.
8. Frost and sprinkle.

It's damn hard to bake things these days.. he he he

baddog · 10-30-2006, 10:31 PM

hmmm, I thought most schools did not allow home baked goods any more. Maybe things have changed back to the days of old.

WWC · 10-30-2006, 10:32 PM

yummy....looks good Lori.... Ani makes some crazy cookies also...we should get together some time :-)

The Adult Broker · 10-30-2006, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest

hmmm...

1. Place x cups mixture in bowl.
2. Add 1 egg
3. Add x cups water.
4. Mix it all up.
5. Bake for 20 minutes..
6. Let cool for 30 minutes.
7. Pop top on ready to eat frosting.
8. Frost and sprinkle.

It's damn hard to bake things these days.. he he he

1. yup
2. it's 2 eggs for fudgy, 3 eggs for cakey

3. no cups, just 1/4
4. you forgot the oil
5. Bake 30-35
6. yep you got the coolin down
7. Gotta love Betty-especially on sale
8. Lots of frost and sprinkle! yum!
9. Don't forget cutting them all without breaking them.
10. Getting individual wrappers per rules and getting them to fit
11. Cleaning up the entire mess
12. Multiply all this by 2 batches worth.
13. Hell yea it's hard

14. I didn't give in and go to the bakery like some moms

Jennyfer · 10-30-2006, 10:37 PM

Damn girl, Is there anything that you don't do right?

Looks yummy, good job!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-30-2006, 10:38 PM

email me some plz

Chr0makey · 10-30-2006, 10:45 PM

Tasty looking work

DjSap · 10-30-2006, 10:50 PM

very nice...you should sell some here...

MandyBlake · 10-30-2006, 10:51 PM

cool they look good.

LeslieSharp · 10-30-2006, 10:52 PM

Those look so fucking good I am going to be HORRIFIED if you don't bring some of those over next time you come visit!!!

TREAT! TREAT! TREAT! FUCK THE TRICKS!

xoxo
Leslie

Catalyst · 10-30-2006, 10:55 PM

now I am hungry.. think I will order pizza.. but would rather have some of those treats.

bknoob · 10-30-2006, 11:00 PM

im hungry

fallenmuffin · 10-30-2006, 11:04 PM

Very nice! I'm jealous that you found some halloween sprinkles.. I had to settle for black

I'll be making some halloween muffins in about 3 hours

SexWax · 10-30-2006, 11:07 PM

They look good Lori. Good job Betty

marketsmart · 10-30-2006, 11:07 PM

those look tasty

ImLost · 10-30-2006, 11:16 PM

look pretty good

10-30-2006, 11:21 PM

Yum they look good. I wish I had right right now, I am hungry.

OG LennyT · 10-30-2006, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

hmmm, I thought most schools did not allow home baked goods any more. Maybe things have changed back to the days of old.

my wife brings in home baked stuff all the time

TGPturnkeys · 10-30-2006, 11:53 PM

uwww, looks really tasty!!!

tony286 · 10-30-2006, 11:54 PM

those look very yummy

Jarmusch · 10-30-2006, 11:54 PM

I'd eat it! :D

Just Mike · 10-31-2006, 01:07 AM

OMG those look so good....SAVE ME SOME! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Tempest · 10-31-2006, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

1. yup
2. it's 2 eggs for fudgy, 3 eggs for cakey

3. no cups, just 1/4
4. you forgot the oil
5. Bake 30-35
6. yep you got the coolin down
7. Gotta love Betty-especially on sale
8. Lots of frost and sprinkle! yum!
9. Don't forget cutting them all without breaking them.
10. Getting individual wrappers per rules and getting them to fit
11. Cleaning up the entire mess
12. Multiply all this by 2 batches worth.
13. Hell yea it's hard

14. I didn't give in and go to the bakery like some moms

he he he... I was sort of commenting on Patrizia's comment. I'm a guy and we're notorious for not baking or cooking. But I recently picked up this package for double chocolate muffins and it was pretty much as easy to make as I described. And they're damn good for hardly any work.

And here's a clue for all the single guys.. chicks just LOVE it when you bake/cook even if it's simple shit.

Madame0120 · 10-31-2006, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

hmmm, I thought most schools did not allow home baked goods any more. Maybe things have changed back to the days of old.

Good looking goodies there .. and I think a Bake Sale is different rules than sending food to classes

In TEXAS you have to hold a valid food handler's cert. to bring non-store bought. Sad too .. I remember my Mother used to send HUGE heros to my class on the last day of school. We owned a Deli.

Madame0120 · 10-31-2006, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest

And here's a clue for all the single guys.. chicks just LOVE it when you bake/cook even if it's simple shit.

Roy woke me up yesterday with fresh coffee and a stack of pancakes. Turn about being fair play, I got him up too.

emthree · 10-31-2006, 04:32 AM

Do you accept paypal? ;x

selena · 10-31-2006, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

In TEXAS you have to hold a valid food handler's cert. to bring non-store bought.

Thankfully that is one bit of insanity that has yet to hit our school district. I send home made stuff for all the class parties.

King of Queens · 10-31-2006, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry

Show pics of your tits in your minivan lol

mike217 · 10-31-2006, 06:38 AM

They look yummy. Too bad I don't get cakes at work.

E$_manager · 10-31-2006, 07:18 AM

Looks so delicious! If you were living not fari would invite you to me to eat those with tea.

SlickCashChris · 10-31-2006, 07:21 AM

just in time to have with my morning coffee!

happy hallowe'en!

Lykos · 10-31-2006, 07:34 AM

mmmmm yummy

RainGurl · 10-31-2006, 07:58 AM

nice! save me some!

RealAdult Ashley · 10-31-2006, 08:15 AM

Yummmm

Looks good! Happy Halloween!

WebairGerard · 10-31-2006, 08:23 AM

looks great. i am soooo hungry now!

notabook · 10-31-2006, 08:23 AM

I tried baking once. Six people died in the fire that ensued. It fucked me up for life.

Violetta · 10-31-2006, 08:42 AM

they look .... eh fancy?!

LiveDose · 10-31-2006, 08:47 AM

Yum send some over!

Crazy Carlos · 10-31-2006, 08:48 AM

looking, just a bit big or is that because of the pic, any way looks like a good treat

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-31-2006, 08:50 AM

yummy girl! Don'cha just love those bake sales! I've run a few of those in my day. If I those tasty treats in front of me I wouldn't be able to hold myself back.

LittleSassy · 10-31-2006, 09:29 AM

they look so delicious....mmm....

leedsfan · 10-31-2006, 09:31 AM

yum, those look delicious. We can be round in 10 minutes!!

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