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bawdy · 07-09-2002, 02:27 AM

i havent had sex in a long time.... asking chicks back to my place to listen to Duran Duran just doesnt work any more...

come on guys help me out here!

what's your best pickup lines?

tree · 07-09-2002, 02:29 AM

hey baby lemme buy you a fish sandwich...

or

hey do you know what bukkake is?

either one should work well

Mikeee · 07-09-2002, 02:30 AM

Have you met D?

D WHO?

DEEZ NUTS you little slut now get down!

funkmaster · 07-09-2002, 02:33 AM

... show me yours, I´ll show you mine !!

ThaiChix · 07-09-2002, 02:33 AM

Put a ring on your finger, that will work

ChrisL

bawdy · 07-09-2002, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Put a ring on your finger, that will work

lol i might actually try that one

mastamindz · 07-09-2002, 02:36 AM

Just tell her straight out. Girls like an honest man.

Exxxotica · 07-09-2002, 02:36 AM

do you like anal sex?

OnTime · 07-09-2002, 02:37 AM

With only spit as lube?

tree · 07-09-2002, 02:38 AM

put a cucumber down your pants for luck

bawdy · 07-09-2002, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
do you like anal sex?

now im confused...

i take i should i ask a chick that?

Beastiepoo · 07-09-2002, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
Just tell her straight out. Girls like an honest man.

That one is a good start. Try not to be too slick either. Girls like charm but not smarm. Um, what else...........

Lots of stuff. If you only wanna get laid, pick up a dumb bimbo. If you want a more substantial relationship then look for a girl with sparkle and just be nice.

Exxxotica · 07-09-2002, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
put a cucumber down your pants for luck

Just make sure to put the cucumber in the back of your pants. Chicks dig that sort of thing. It tells them you are "a man who loves cucumbers".

DarkJedi · 07-09-2002, 02:42 AM

when she asks your name:

you - "Girls often call me Fred Flintstone !"
she - "why?"
you - "Because they love the way i make their bedrock!"

Exxxotica · 07-09-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bawdy

now im confused...

i take i should i ask a chick that?

Hell Yeah! How else you going to poke her pooper? GHB?

bawdy · 07-09-2002, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica

Hell Yeah! How else you going to poke her pooper? GHB?

phewww i was getting worried there for a minute

actually no chick has dared let me poke her in the pooper.... one let me try but she cried for about two hours afterwards.... and dealing with that seemed like a too a high price to pay

Mike D · 07-09-2002, 02:53 AM

Just say "Hey why dont we go back to my place order a pizza and fuck?" After she kicks you in the junk just say"What,you dont like pizza ??" and she is all yours

Mike.............

the Shemp · 07-09-2002, 03:03 AM

My new pickup works great at the trailer park

<img src="http://www.shemp.com/2002ram2sm.jpg">

shemp

Muncher · 07-09-2002, 03:37 AM

Using your Sean Connery accent ask her if she likes chicken,when she replies yes, unzip your fly and say "well suck on this it's fowl"

gaby · 07-09-2002, 03:50 AM

Put a ring on HER finger, that will work

ServerGenius · 07-09-2002, 03:54 AM

In some club....look for a pretty girl that's with her ugly friend.
Once spotted walk over......
Ask the ugly chick if she likes to dance
Ugly chick will say yes.....(for once she thinks its her lucky night)
You answer ugly chick.....fuck off then so I can have a chat with
your cute friend.

Another one while dancing....dance up to some chick and tell her...
You don't sweat much for a fat chick....now do you?

DynaMite

GTS Mark · 07-09-2002, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
My new pickup works great at the trailer park

<img src="http://www.shemp.com/2002ram2sm.jpg">

shemp

Damn Shemp, you take every opportunity to show off that new truck of yours don't cha!

DH

P.S. I'm jealous!

GTS Mark · 07-09-2002, 04:20 AM

Guy - "Have You Got Any Irish In You??"
Girl - "Ummmm.... No"

Guy - "Would ya like some?!"

DH

Firehorse · 07-09-2002, 04:46 AM

I believe we are what we eat and by tommorrow I plan to be you.

or

Your left leg is like xmas and your right leg is like easter.
Can i come between holidays.

or if I said you had a beautiful body wld you hold it against me?

B40 · 07-09-2002, 06:25 AM

Pick up lines don't work..just talk to her like you would talk to a guy you just met. Ask the usual questions...where you from, what do you do (school/job) etc etc..and take it from there.

miss^behaving · 07-09-2002, 06:31 AM

I picked up my hubby 18 years ago by telling him that i was pissed off that my best friend had fucked him and i hadnt....seemed to work...still together now....doesnt seem to work the same for guys tho.....

Va2k · 07-09-2002, 06:34 AM

My best pick up line YO whats up? How are you? Are you a COP? if no Wanna make a quick $25.00

LMAO its true

bruce3x · 07-09-2002, 07:19 AM

i'm to drunk to fuck...just blow me.

RW316 · 07-09-2002, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
hey baby lemme buy you a fish sandwich...

or

hey do you know what bukkake is?

either one should work well

lol ... bukake

hyper · 07-09-2002, 07:21 AM

Did you wash your pants in Windex?

Coz i can see myself in them

Tex Willer · 07-09-2002, 07:55 AM

how about: hi, i'm employed
=)

Gary · 07-09-2002, 07:59 AM

Ok, you see a hot chick getting off the bus and cutting through the park, you lie in the bushes waitting. then, as she passes by, you jump out and hit her over the head with a blunt object, then she's all your dude.

[illnet]-Romeo · 07-09-2002, 08:08 AM

hey sweetie have you ever seen a trowser snake??

eRock · 07-09-2002, 08:13 AM

Ya know...it's a good thing I have my library card, cuz I was just checkin' you out.

You'll get a laugh & a laugh is always a good start.

ThaiChix · 07-09-2002, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bawdy

lol i might actually try that one

;-)

ChrisL

TheFLY · 07-09-2002, 08:40 AM

Are you a cop? Hahahahaha....

TheFLY · 07-09-2002, 08:41 AM

Here is mine...

Works great in bars -- "A S L?"

mike503 · 07-09-2002, 08:44 AM

"turn the fuck around, i know i've seen that ass before"

"excuse me, haven't i seen you on a website?"

"i look at porn for a living"

corvette · 07-09-2002, 08:53 AM

Wow, you are soo gorgeous. The prettiest girl in here...

whats your name?

Mike Semen · 07-09-2002, 09:00 AM

"Pssst...Wanna play stinkfinger?"

OxShadow · 07-09-2002, 09:00 AM

This one always worked well for me..

Hi you like very nice this evening and before this conversation goes any further i want you to be aware of the fact that i shoot streriods in my dick..

or

I swear i will dress better when we go out to dinner..

shanet12 · 07-09-2002, 10:33 AM

"those are the worst shoes i've ever seen."

Cheshire · 07-09-2002, 10:37 AM

Try this:

Hi, I'm Bawdy. I'm a really fun and spontaneous date, but maybe you'd prefer to decide that for yourself?

07-09-2002, 02:27 AM	#1
bawdy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,424	what's your best pickup lines i havent had sex in a long time.... asking chicks back to my place to listen to Duran Duran just doesnt work any more... come on guys help me out here! what's your best pickup lines?

07-09-2002, 02:36 AM	#7
mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	Just tell her straight out. Girls like an honest man. __________________ If you click here, you will make money.

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07-09-2002, 02:53 AM	#17
Mike D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,133	Just say "Hey why dont we go back to my place order a pizza and fuck?" After she kicks you in the junk just say"What,you dont like pizza ??" and she is all yours Mike............. __________________ Mike D Last edited by Mike D; 07-09-2002 at 02:54 AM..

07-09-2002, 03:54 AM	#21
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	In some club....look for a pretty girl that's with her ugly friend. Once spotted walk over...... Ask the ugly chick if she likes to dance Ugly chick will say yes.....(for once she thinks its her lucky night) You answer ugly chick.....fuck off then so I can have a chat with your cute friend. Another one while dancing....dance up to some chick and tell her... You don't sweat much for a fat chick....now do you? DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

07-09-2002, 02:29 AM	#2
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	hey baby lemme buy you a fish sandwich... or hey do you know what bukkake is? either one should work well

07-09-2002, 02:30 AM	#3
Mikeee Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 516	Have you met D? D WHO? DEEZ NUTS you little slut now get down!

07-09-2002, 02:33 AM	#4
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... show me yours, I´ll show you mine !!

07-09-2002, 02:33 AM	#5
ThaiChix Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 237	Put a ring on your finger, that will work ChrisL

07-09-2002, 02:37 AM	#9
OnTime Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 403	With only spit as lube?

07-09-2002, 02:38 AM	#10
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	put a cucumber down your pants for luck

07-09-2002, 02:42 AM	#14
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	when she asks your name: you - "Girls often call me Fred Flintstone !" she - "why?" you - "Because they love the way i make their bedrock!"

07-09-2002, 03:03 AM	#18
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	My new pickup works great at the trailer park <img src="http://www.shemp.com/2002ram2sm.jpg"> shemp

07-09-2002, 03:37 AM	#19
Muncher Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 134	Using your Sean Connery accent ask her if she likes chicken,when she replies yes, unzip your fly and say "well suck on this it's fowl"

07-09-2002, 03:50 AM	#20
gaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 712	Put a ring on HER finger, that will work

07-09-2002, 04:20 AM	#23
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Guy - "Have You Got Any Irish In You??" Girl - "Ummmm.... No" Guy - "Would ya like some?!" DH

07-09-2002, 04:46 AM	#24
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	I believe we are what we eat and by tommorrow I plan to be you. or Your left leg is like xmas and your right leg is like easter. Can i come between holidays. or if I said you had a beautiful body wld you hold it against me? __________________ MySweetEbony

07-09-2002, 06:25 AM	#25
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Pick up lines don't work..just talk to her like you would talk to a guy you just met. Ask the usual questions...where you from, what do you do (school/job) etc etc..and take it from there. __________________

07-09-2002, 06:31 AM	#26
miss^behaving Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 213	I picked up my hubby 18 years ago by telling him that i was pissed off that my best friend had fucked him and i hadnt....seemed to work...still together now....doesnt seem to work the same for guys tho..... __________________ 40,000+ expired names daily plus a TON more.

07-09-2002, 06:34 AM	#27
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	My best pick up line YO whats up? How are you? Are you a COP? if no Wanna make a quick $25.00 LMAO its true __________________

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	Did you wash your pants in Windex? Coz i can see myself in them __________________

07-09-2002, 07:55 AM	#31
Tex Willer Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,105	how about: hi, i'm employed =)

07-09-2002, 07:59 AM	#32
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Ok, you see a hot chick getting off the bus and cutting through the park, you lie in the bushes waitting. then, as she passes by, you jump out and hit her over the head with a blunt object, then she's all your dude. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

07-09-2002, 08:08 AM	#33
[illnet]-Romeo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tampa, Fl, USA Posts: 1,207	hey sweetie have you ever seen a trowser snake?? __________________ Brian C aka Romeo JBWebCash.com Brian at Jbwebcash.com

07-09-2002, 08:13 AM	#34
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	Ya know...it's a good thing I have my library card, cuz I was just checkin' you out. You'll get a laugh & a laugh is always a good start.

07-09-2002, 08:40 AM	#36
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Are you a cop? Hahahahaha....

07-09-2002, 08:41 AM	#37
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Here is mine... Works great in bars -- "A S L?"

07-09-2002, 08:44 AM	#38
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07-09-2002, 09:00 AM	#41
OxShadow Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sunny South Florida Posts: 27	This one always worked well for me.. Hi you like very nice this evening and before this conversation goes any further i want you to be aware of the fact that i shoot streriods in my dick.. or I swear i will dress better when we go out to dinner..

07-09-2002, 10:33 AM	#42
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07-09-2002, 10:37 AM	#43
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Try this: Hi, I'm Bawdy. I'm a really fun and spontaneous date, but maybe you'd prefer to decide that for yourself?