what's your best pickup lines
 

i havent had sex in a long time.... asking chicks back to my place to listen to Duran Duran just doesnt work any more...

come on guys help me out here!

what's your best pickup lines?

hey baby lemme buy you a fish sandwich...

or

hey do you know what bukkake is?

either one should work well :thumbsup

Have you met D?

D WHO?

DEEZ NUTS you little slut now get down!:smokin

... show me yours, I´ll show you mine !!

Put a ring on your finger, that will work :thumbsup

ChrisL

lol i might actually try that one

Just tell her straight out. Girls like an honest man.

do you like anal sex?

With only spit as lube?

put a cucumber down your pants for luck :thumbsup

now im confused...

i take i should i ask a chick that?

That one is a good start. Try not to be too slick either. Girls like charm but not smarm. Um, what else...........

Lots of stuff. If you only wanna get laid, pick up a dumb bimbo. If you want a more substantial relationship then look for a girl with sparkle and just be nice.

:2 cents:

Just make sure to put the cucumber in the back of your pants. Chicks dig that sort of thing. It tells them you are "a man who loves cucumbers".

when she asks your name:

you - "Girls often call me Fred Flintstone !"
she - "why?"
you - "Because they love the way i make their bedrock!"

Hell Yeah! How else you going to poke her pooper? GHB?

phewww i was getting worried there for a minute

actually no chick has dared let me poke her in the pooper.... one let me try but she cried for about two hours afterwards.... and dealing with that seemed like a too a high price to pay

Just say "Hey why dont we go back to my place order a pizza and fuck?" After she kicks you in the junk just say"What,you dont like pizza ??" and she is all yours :thumbsup



Mike.............

My new pickup works great at the trailer park

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shemp

Using your Sean Connery accent ask her if she likes chicken,when she replies yes, unzip your fly and say "well suck on this it's fowl"

Put a ring on HER finger, that will work

In some club....look for a pretty girl that's with her ugly friend.
Once spotted walk over......
Ask the ugly chick if she likes to dance
Ugly chick will say yes.....(for once she thinks its her lucky night)
You answer ugly chick.....fuck off then so I can have a chat with
your cute friend.

Another one while dancing....dance up to some chick and tell her...
You don't sweat much for a fat chick....now do you?

DynaMite

:thumbsup

Damn Shemp, you take every opportunity to show off that new truck of yours don't cha! :winkwink:

DH

P.S. I'm jealous!

Guy - "Have You Got Any Irish In You??"
Girl - "Ummmm.... No"

Guy - "Would ya like some?!" :thumbsup

DH

I believe we are what we eat and by tommorrow I plan to be you.

or

Your left leg is like xmas and your right leg is like easter.
Can i come between holidays.

or if I said you had a beautiful body wld you hold it against me?

Pick up lines don't work..just talk to her like you would talk to a guy you just met. Ask the usual questions...where you from, what do you do (school/job) etc etc..and take it from there.

I picked up my hubby 18 years ago by telling him that i was pissed off that my best friend had fucked him and i hadnt....seemed to work...still together now....doesnt seem to work the same for guys tho.....

My best pick up line YO whats up? How are you? Are you a COP? if no Wanna make a quick $25.00


LMAO its true :helpme

i'm to drunk to fuck...just blow me.

lol ... bukake

Did you wash your pants in Windex?

Coz i can see myself in them :Graucho

how about: hi, i'm employed
=)

Ok, you see a hot chick getting off the bus and cutting through the park, you lie in the bushes waitting. then, as she passes by, you jump out and hit her over the head with a blunt object, then she's all your dude.

hey sweetie have you ever seen a trowser snake?? :Graucho

Ya know...it's a good thing I have my library card, cuz I was just checkin' you out. :winkwink:
You'll get a laugh & a laugh is always a good start.

;-)

ChrisL

Are you a cop? Hahahahaha....

Here is mine...

Works great in bars -- "A S L?"

"turn the fuck around, i know i've seen that ass before"

"excuse me, haven't i seen you on a website?"

"i look at porn for a living"

Wow, you are soo gorgeous. The prettiest girl in here...


whats your name?

"Pssst...Wanna play stinkfinger?"

This one always worked well for me..

Hi you like very nice this evening and before this conversation goes any further i want you to be aware of the fact that i shoot streriods in my dick..

or

I swear i will dress better when we go out to dinner..

"those are the worst shoes i've ever seen."

Try this:

Hi, I'm Bawdy. I'm a really fun and spontaneous date, but maybe you'd prefer to decide that for yourself?