Uhhh, did i happen to mention THERES 5 GUYS RAPING ME IN THE BUTT!!!!!

Damn Gary... sounds like you're as screwed up as my inlaws... I used to think they took the cake! :1orglaugh

Brad

hello brad

here's my entry for the POOR category.i want hosting for movie/pic galleries.i have posted on message boards asking hosting companies if they will be intrested in giving me hosting for % of sales

thanks

Right. And I bet they're super busy too. A quote from your website:
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What makes SinHost unique is that we specialize in creating optimal solutions for our clients. Since our plans eliminate high volumes of inexpensive hosting accounts we can spend all of our time on the small number of clients we do accept. This allows for the creation and maintenance of completely unique hosting solutions for our clients.
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Translation: Our prices are so insane that we have a small client base. We've got nothing better to do than try and bait clients with bullshit contests and hope they recur.

I do in fact know how many clients someone doing sales can sign up in one day. The hosting market is saturated. So what? What's wrong with some competition? Thank goodness I read your other marketing scheme, err, your informative article on Cogent bandwidth so I can weed those bad guys out. Obviously if they're charging less than a buck fifty per gig they're some bullshit fly by night operation out to steal my money, sodomize me and punch my grandmother in the face. Right? I need a "Tier 1" provider like say, Verio, or obviously my websites suck as hard as my selection in hosting companies does.

I didn't say anything about the terms and conditions of the hosting, I was speaking in reference to the contest. Certainly someone with such "business acumen" (someone like yourself) didn't misunderstand my clearly written post. I wonder, do you treat your hosting client(s) with such spite and foul language? Certainly you can handle someone questioning you without calling them an "idiot" or a "fucking moron." I hate to think about how you deal with someone who questions say, their bandwidth usage for the month. Do you call them a fucking moron? An idiot perhaps? Do you go on to call their mother the Bukakke Queen of Tokyo? I digress.

I'm not negative, nor naive. The asshole part is a matter of opinion I suppose. I'm simply skeptical. But I suppose I should take your word as the word of God because it would seem you couldn't possibly be doing this for the wrong reasons.

There is definitly entertainment value, I will agree with you there.

My turn ! LOL

I am a bored wife that hates retail management so I turned to porn ! My hubby never puts out so I gotta a boyfriend a few years ago . Boyfriend ran off to live with his "perfect women" the butt ugly step-daughter...


I never took SinHosting101 so I am now not too happy with my current server situation ...

Giggles !!!!!

Man, some funny reading here !


Nighty Night

Sysyphus - Have you looked at my prices? Competition is healthy and that's why I've got complete dedicated hosting solutions as low as $1 per gig. When people choose their host they need to weigh everything in and do their research. That's what the articles were about and that is also in the spirit of this thread.

I don't know how you misunderstood my response to your comment about the contest terms and conditions, of course that's what I was talking about. Re-read my post. "Terms? Conditions? There are none you idiot, this is as loose as it gets."

We're on Go Fuck Yourself so don't take things too personally. However, when you talk out of your butt in a thread you should expect a colorful response. I normally take the high road on language but I found your post extremely offensive, not the least bit 'skeptical' as you seem to phrase it now.

I treat clients like gold - there are very few sponsors and service providers that spend as much time and have as much patience with their clients as I do. Take their words for it: http://sintalk.com/testimonials.html

I can understand that you're skeptical but if that's the case then perhaps asking some questions first before going off the handle with derrogatory statements might be in order.

Besides which, who do you think should get the server so far?

Cheers!

Brad

And which isp do you work for?

Brad don't bite at the few fuckers that are always around to
bash at anything they stumble over. It's their sad way of feeling
better about their own failure.

Perhaps these idiots are the best people to give a break since
these are the real poor bastards.....but then again a man that
admits he's on the downside for a bit deserves a hell of a lot
more respect than the sad bashing individuals.

No I don't apply...I have hosting and if I want to try out I can
afford to pay. I do like this initiative and I hope it does well
to both the "hard working poor bastard" as to your business.

DynaMite :thumbsup

Thanks for the kind words guys :winkwink:

I need to start ignoring naysayers instead of giving them the attention they want for their sometimes rediculous but always nasty posts.

In retrospect I would cut the first part of my post and make it all about giving away the free hosting to someone that will make good use of it. It just amazes me that even in an attempt to give away what is on average at least a grand worth of hosting attracts the responses of people that can't think to do anything but be nasty... instead of have some fun with the thread and put in their :2 cents: about who should get it.

Brad

"i'm so scared and i need help"...

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dissapointing number of replys, im sure im not the only one that is in need of a boost.

Unfortunately I can't push that amount of bandwith yet. :(

I doubt i can either, but if i win im sure as hell gonna try!

Well it looks like this thread is dying... SO, I'd like to hear some feedback if anyone has any... who should get the free server and bandwidth for two months?

Brad

hey i need it did you take my entry????

This guys got my vote...here's his icq#126813938

Yeah man I'm listening to everyone in here... I just wish more people would have thrown their towel in the ring... it would be easier to get a consensus if there was more activity in here.

In any event, I'll pick someone tonight after reviewing all the stuff in the thread again.

Ciao

Brad

I thought it was a good idea for a competition. Lets face facts the majority of competitions these days are run so that someone can indirectly profit. Personnally though [MistaT] should be the winner...Gary wont be able to particpate as no-one stopped the boys gang raping him!!!

I have a small penis, and can't stay in bed for more than 3 minutes...

It really hurts me as a pornstar... so Im quite poor...

:helpme

My ass is really sore, i should win.

Thread died... o.k.

SO I WENT AHEAD AND PICKED A WINNER.

I re-read through everything and here's what I thought of each person that threw themselves in...

HOAX - I wish you luck because you didn't win... Based on your post you still have 6 months left of income to live and work on... that's not a great situation but also not entirely dire. Buckle down... that's a lot of time to figure something brilliant out... or even just work hard at something not-so-brilliant because those things can make money too.

SPACEDOG - Well, he was here in spirit. But, the ghost of Spacedog past just didn't have enough to say.

DODO - Well... it sounds like you have written some cool code. Now that you've built your field of dreams it's time to be creative and figure out how to spin that into a little gold. Since most of the people here don't have a pot to piss in, you didn't even come close. Besides which, anyone that's ever been down and out realizes that with programming skills you could be working.

MARZZO - I am sorry that your health is in question, I know that must be stressful and also depressing. I appreciate that you have big huge doctor bills that will need to be paid. However, it does sound like you still have an income and will be able to get by. In my former life I managed a medical practice - my advice is to call the creditors early and setup extended terms and a payment plan. As a rule of thumb, that's their best option. If you need some advice getting out of the bills or making sure they don't affect your credit I invite you to call me. Just grab the toll free number off my site. Good luck man!

SRIKANTH79 - Well, it's obvious you're green.... and that's okay, everyone has to start somewhere. You really didn't give us any story to go on, you simply expressed that you want free hosting. I have the impression you don't have any money... definitely a challenge. Here's my advice - if you troll boards and talk to hosting companies perhaps you can take a different approach. Since you're new everybody knows you don't know anything. That's why nobody would ever bite on a revenue share - you have no history of creating any. However, perhaps you could exchange 'work' for hosting - something tedious like gallery creation and submission.. Ask some hosts, the worst they can do is say no. Otherwise, keep your day job and setup an account with Cologroup - they've got hosting for 50 cents a gig. If you can't afford a hundred bucks this may not be for you.

HONEYSLUT - Well darling, if you ever want to trade some content of yourself for hosting... just let me know! :Graucho

:warning AND THE WINNER IS: :warning

MistaT :thumbsup

...and no, he's not a relative! lol

Here's exactly why he's my choice:

1) He just got laid off. Corporate america in this day and age is taking surprise shits on all kinds of loyal and hard-working employees. I'm sure he didn't work for an Enron or Worldcomm but he might as well have.

2) They fucked him on his severance. Getting fucked on your exit pay hurts your pride and also affords no reasonable cushion so you can continue to support yourself or your family. Unemployment? Well, assuming he qualifies... we all know that's about DICK.

3) He purchased Adult Submitter in spite of his circumstances. He believes in his abilities. He's obviously ready to work at his new goal.

4) He purchased content from ZipContent in spite of his circumstances. Most fuckers steal content and here this guy is using his last money to buy some legit content. I think that's worth some applause.

5) He's obviously got integrity... the content and program could have been stolen easily.

6) This guy has a plan and it's obvious he's going to work it. He has the tools and it sounds like he has the ability to figure out how to make some moola with it.

So a hearty congratulations from me... I'll be contacting you on ICQ shortly to discuss getting you set up this week. You would be wise to start planning and preparing! It would be a teriffic story if having this bandwidth was able to give you a kickstart... hopefully it will be the beginning of something that can continue to provide income long past these two months.

Since he plans on doing TGPs.... does the audience here have suggestions as to which sponsors or web sites he should promote? We all know sales are harder with TGP traffic but perhaps he could use some honest advice from you guys - maybe he can even sign up under you if you give a link code. Pr0 had some ideas about posting movies to TGPs... maybe he has some more suggestions!

Cheers and Congrats MistaT!

Brad Mitchell
Toll Free 1-866-SINEMPIRE
ICQ #56950199

WTF I got raped in the ass by Computer City employees while entering this contest and i didn't fucking win!

FUCK YOU!!!!!

Sorry Gary... although you were quite entertaining I had to give it to the poorest of people in the worst of circumstances... although, you did add a special 'something' to this thread.

Oh wait.. here's something you can do: :waaaaahh

Did i mention i only have one leg? Oh, and if i dont pay my medical bills the hospital is threatening to repo my other one.

Post fucking movies!

Someone get this man some free movie clips! Then we need to get you hooked up with a list of movieposts.

And then of course we need to get you hooked up with some sponsors to sell to those freeloading movie clip fuckers.

Oxcash has some good movie site's from what i've seen. And Bangbus sells like gold (even though a little overexposed). Also theres chicktrick...and a couple others.

You should get in contact with those guys asap. Ask them for some movie clips. Build a couple galleries & post them to the movie posts.

Then of course, build some galleries & try your damn hardest to get listed.

Dedication is all it takes bro......dedication & lots of time.

Anyone else wanna help this guy out??? Come on!!!

right on pr0! :)

Use movie based sponsors, as in they have clips of their films as free content which are also featured on the tours for their sites:

Nasty Dollars
OxCash
Soul Cash

I think movie based sites are converting ten times better now, especially if you can have a clip on your page of a girl getting fucked then when they click the link it goes to a tour featuring that girls...

Hit the movie posts and the hun..also richards realm has a kick arse movie listing section in their now...
Go to VidsVidsVids.com use his top referrers lists to find the other big sites. Create one movie based page then with his top referrers list start working down the list three sites at a time duplicating the page..oh fuck you said you had bought Adultsubmitter!!! hehe well fuck that just use that!

That should start to eat away at the bandwidth!!


P.S. I would recommend my flicks as well www.trafficcrew.com but fuck it I am not as big as those sponsors plus I do not have as many to give away (4 as opposed to 100 plus!!)

oops i lost :-( Mista why don't we become partners ????

Dam looks like pr0 and I both said the same thing at nearly the same time!!

Thanks alot Brad, this is going to be a great help for me. Il contact you later on ICQ.

MistaT - congrats on the server :thumbsup I'm sure you'll have some luck with the right sponsors, those listed above will certainly do ya right!

Brad -- Good Job Man ... Kudos

MistaT -- Congrats ... get with va2k on building converting galleries. He should be able to show you samples or give you some hints. Also as suggested above oxcash oxcash oxcash use lots of thier videos and burn the bandwidth. This will be a stepping stone to making you real cash.


Gary -- sorry dude but you do still have a leg to stand on

Sure, until the reposses it

i never did get it ya know

:)

The server? Why not?

dont ask me..

Did you contact Brad to ask why?