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Old 10-30-2006, 05:17 AM   #1
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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor?s advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog?s needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: ?The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.?
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Old 10-30-2006, 05:24 AM   #2
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:12 AM   #3
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:16 AM   #4
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:27 AM   #5
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hehe... wonder if his mom is proud!
His mom is the witch doctor.
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:29 AM   #6
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:37 AM   #7
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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor?s advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog?s needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: ?The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.?
The witch doctor was right! The guy was ejaculating too soon; but now he won't be able to ejaculate for quite some time.
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:47 AM   #8
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wich doctors did he see?
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:48 AM   #9
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Link to the news or it never happened.
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Old 10-30-2006, 06:48 AM   #10
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Old 10-30-2006, 07:18 AM   #11
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Premature ejaculation? Why turn yourself to those weird alternative treament if you can have these easy to take male enhancement pills?
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Old 10-30-2006, 07:50 AM   #14
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Old 10-30-2006, 12:29 PM   #16
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09...n_witchdoctor/
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"premature ejaculation" I guess he won't be having that problem anymore. hahaha
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Old 10-30-2006, 12:33 PM   #18
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:09 PM   #20
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Yeah I know but lets leave out those people that buy penis pills and extenders.

This dude tried to fuck a hedgehog.
Real question is did he go to the ER himself and explain or....
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