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dunefield 10-30-2006 05:17 AM

guy fucks hedgehog
 
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor?s advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog?s needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: ?The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.?

The Shame 10-30-2006 05:24 AM

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suicidemessiah 10-30-2006 06:12 AM

hahaha is this for real???

Violetta 10-30-2006 06:16 AM

hehe... wonder if his mom is proud!

interracialtoons 10-30-2006 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 11189930)
hehe... wonder if his mom is proud!

His mom is the witch doctor.

DjSap 10-30-2006 06:29 AM

how in the hell is that even possible?

interracialtoons 10-30-2006 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield (Post 11189731)
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor?s advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog?s needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: ?The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.?

The witch doctor was right! The guy was ejaculating too soon; but now he won't be able to ejaculate for quite some time.

iforgotmyscreenname 10-30-2006 06:47 AM

wich doctors did he see?

Jarmusch 10-30-2006 06:48 AM

Link to the news or it never happened.

MaddCaz 10-30-2006 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by iforgotmyscreenname (Post 11190060)
wich doctors did he see?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rodney25 10-30-2006 07:18 AM

Premature ejaculation? Why turn yourself to those weird alternative treament if you can have these easy to take male enhancement pills? :pimp

Spunky 10-30-2006 07:21 AM

I call shenanigans

u-Bob 10-30-2006 07:33 AM

hmmm, don't know if this sad, funny or.... fake :)

NinjaSteve 10-30-2006 07:50 AM

not for real

SxDx 10-30-2006 10:36 AM

some sick/twisted/dumbass (and gullible) people running around in the world

dunefield 10-30-2006 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11190064)
Link to the news or it never happened.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09...n_witchdoctor/

GT-Omar 10-30-2006 12:32 PM

"premature ejaculation" I guess he won't be having that problem anymore. hahaha

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-30-2006 12:33 PM

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7

_Richard_ 10-30-2006 01:01 PM

of all the things to try...

R

After Shock Media 10-30-2006 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxDx (Post 11191471)
some sick/twisted/dumbass (and gullible) people running around in the world

Yeah I know but lets leave out those people that buy penis pills and extenders.

This dude tried to fuck a hedgehog.
Real question is did he go to the ER himself and explain or....


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