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10-30-2006, 06:51 AM
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MORNING HUMOR... Worth the read.
Good morning pimps, pimpettes & hos... Here's a little joke to get the day started:
> >George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil > >is >>waiting for him. >> "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have >>no room for you. >> >> >>But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to >>do. >> >>I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one >>of >>them go, but you have to take their place. >>I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." >> >>George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. >> >>The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool >>of water. >> >>He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such >>was his fate in Hell. >> >>"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't >>think I could do that all day long." >> >>The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a >>sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. >> >>All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. >> >>"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony >>if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George. >> >> The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked >>on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs >>staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing >>what she does best. >> >>Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I >>can >>handle this." >> >>The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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10-30-2006, 06:53 AM
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hehehe nice one
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10-30-2006, 07:11 AM
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Now that's capital punishment!
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10-30-2006, 08:10 AM
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oh man...
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10-30-2006, 09:14 AM
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thanks for posting
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10-30-2006, 10:57 AM
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Nice one.
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