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Good morning pimps, pimpettes & hos... Here's a little joke to get the day started:


> >George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil > >is
>>waiting for him.
>> "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have
>>no room for you.
>>
>>
>>But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
>>do.
>>
>>I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one >>of
>>them go, but you have to take their place.
>>I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>>
>>George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
>>
>>The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool
>>of water.
>>
>>He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such
>>was his fate in Hell.
>>
>>"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
>>think I could do that all day long."
>>
>>The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
>>sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
>>
>>All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
>>
>>"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
>>if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>>
>> The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked
>>on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
>>staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
>>what she does best.
>>
>>Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I >>can
>>handle this."
>>
>>The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

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